"Voluntary" Christmas party

[PRMoon]

So my job at the Heli company has a "voluntary" christmas party and everybody asked if I was going to sign up. Ofcourse I said no, it's a stupid buffet at planet hollywood inside the forum shops of Caesars Palace. So I had told everyone I wasn't going to go, especially since we're closing early, I'd be spending my infinitely valuable time some where else. Then our stupid wedding coordinator tells me to make sure everybody signs up and goes to the christmas party! WTF doesn't voluntary still mean going is optional! What's up with forcing employees to spend even more time with our loathesome bosses after hours?!

So I signed up and under the guest box I checked +1. Oh yeah I'll be bringing my good friend Jack Daniels with me to this party for sure! Thank god I don't get this kinda crap down at the cycle shop, or I'd go postal at one of these locations, believe it.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Well I'd personally go, since I enjoy socialising (even with co-workers). If you're working at your "career job", it's also good to meet the big guys and make a good impression.

But if you work for some burger flipping company, then screw it. Tell your boss you've got more important things to do, and if he doesn't like it, he can stick those burgers up his ass.

 

[PRMoon]

Most of my co workers are numbskulls DL, but I dont' want to step on any toes and I do make pretty good money. I'll go but I'm definately not going to behave TOO well. Nothing like dancing on tables and telling everyone what I really think about the management, but I think some clever semi intoxicated sneide remarks are in order.

It should be interesting, and i'm sure I'll end up haveing a good time. After it's over maybe I'll hit up OPM or something with one of the guys from accounting.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by PRMoon
So I signed up and under the guest box I checked +1. Oh yeah I'll be bringing my good friend Jack Daniels with me to this party for sure!

Haha, that made me laaaaaaaaaaugh. I work at a restaurant and they're having a christmas party too( bowling then chilling at someones house). They said theyre play games and have snacks and ****. I dont know if ima go, but if a bottle of vodka decides to join me, it should be an interesting night. High 5 for getting wasted and reeking havoc!:cheer:

 

[Shiftkey]

The last employee christmas party I went to ended up with two hot female employees getting complety naked during a game of strip poker and having a threesome with one of the girl's boyfriends out in front of everyone. No joke.

 

[PRMoon]

Originally posted by Shiftkey
The last employee christmas party I went to ended up with two hot female employees getting complety naked during a game of strip poker and having a threesome with one of the girl's boyfriends out in front of everyone. No joke.

There's some potential for some for some after party action at one of the bars/clubs/lounges in the Forum or inside Caesars itself. I think OPM is open, so that's always an option. Most of the girls I work with aren't that hot and the bulk of them have children so i don't think anything too crazy is gonna happen. But I might be able to recruite some wing men from the acconting department, to help stir things up. I know a few managers in Caesars, so If I have a small crew I might be able to convince him to give us a deal on a table and a bottle at the Shadow Bar.

 

[PRMoon]

Well, Parties tonight. I'll let you all know how it goes, I guess I'm going to make the best of it. Hopefully tomorrow I won't be down to just one job

 

[PRMoon]

Wow was that party a serious debocle! Not only did I get wasted, I got two of three departments wasted with me! I showed up right after work, JD in hand, and laid out some shots for the accounting department (those guys are cool so I needed to take care of them) Then I bought a round of jager bombs for the reservations department...the first of four. Anyway we all had some food (just to pad our stomachs from the alcohol) and got handed out drinks tickets good for beer and wine. I told one of the more heavy drinkers in my department how we could conn the wedding coordinator into giving us like 12. So the alcohol Really started flowing. About half way through the party the drivers show up with flask of tequila and crown royal. They're trying to give the stuff away! So I find the most sober drinkers there and hook them up with the drivers. It took a little convincing, but soon enough it was down the hatch. At one point I was taking shots with the owner/presidents wife! She's cute but no lovin there cause it's not worth my job. So finnally it's last call at the bar and corporate is clearing everybody out. I have a few bread sticks to keep the stomach from turning too much then I suggest those who are able go to the shadow bar. Some people are staggering, but I convince them to rally. I'm dancing in the shadow bar with one of the girls in my department and the vice president buys us another round. One if the girls who thought see was bad ass and could hang with me orders 151 and I do the same. Little did I know that would be it for her because she blew chunks everywhere and had to be wheel chaired out. At this point I'm pretty drunk so that meant everybody else was hammered. Then say we all hit a cafe for at least a half hour so we can get some coffee and water before we drive home...No dui's or bad accidents on my watch. So we stay for another hour, I watch these poor bastards who are hurting so bad at this time try to drink down water and coffee.

The next day I show up there's only ONE reservations agent working because the other ones were puking. My dispatcher had to leave early as well because he was too hung over, two of my counter girls were nearly deemed un presentable to the public. The only people who were not altered too much were the two people i didn't tap to take shots, both of my managers who are brohters. The vp asked me if I got people out of there okay and commented on how well I looked concidering the amount of alcohol I consumed. I explained to him that it was just a typical night for me and I hadn't drank anymore then I would of regularly. I told him I did my best to get people a little sobered up but I made sure a select group got picked up by family or friends because the were too far gone.

All in all the binge drinking made this party pretty good. There were a few bad inccidents after the party was over but there's gonna be stories after hardcore drinking anyway. Alcohol...the root of all evil:crackup:

 

[piranha45]

badass

 

[spider_007]

i went to one of those last year. it was at a casino. not too bad. they even had a comedian do a rutine, and a Shair impersinator...

Not going this year tho. You defenitly need a date for one of those things, plus there is no way in hell i'm putting my suit on.