@Hank Moody Yes that's me in my avatar. I don't know what a Boondock Saint is but thanks anyway?
"Where's there's muck, there's brass." is a saying we have in the UK which translated from Northern
monkey-speak means you can always find something valuable amongst detritus, i.e Most diamonds
are found in the dirt. I think it also applies to workplace tottie. I don't doubt that she has many male
followers and simps who would let her walk all over them. Maybe she hasn't been with an older guy
before and considers me enough of a specimen to give that a whirl with. I have only ever complimented
her on her hair, she's always doing something different with it, all compliments accepted gracefully with a smile.
She wasn't born with nice hair, that's a comment on her style more than her god given looks. She decides
what to do with her hair each day so I'm complimenting her, not mother nature.
As I said, I heard she's a rock chick from one of the other lads last night who works with her on the docks,
I have had that alternative -metal look most of my life, tattoos (11 currently with more coming later this
year) piercings (I had 17 piercings at one point in my life, I'm down to just 3 now both earlobes and my
d1ck). I also play guitar (30years), drums (12 years), can sing like an angel or a demon if necessary, I
believe my autism to be behind my musicality as well as my love of language. My wife used to say of
me "give him a new instrument and in five minutes flat he'll be getting a tune out of it". Maybe grizzled,
slightly greying rockers are her thing? It takes all sorts. The one pic of a guy from 2017 he's a bit clean cut
looking and ordinary but it looks like he took her on some great holidays. I'm very well travelled and have
been to some of the places she has so there's a love of travel and other cultures in common too. All good
conversation starters. If I do make a comment to her about what I've seen on her Insta I'll talk to about some
of the places she's been, not how hot she looks in a bikini. That will set me apart from 90% of her followers.
I predict she'd lose her mind if she knew about my awesome fire spitting motorbike too. Although when/if she
jumps onto my Instagram she'll see evidence of all of these things. Currently my hair is pretty long as well, I
am growing it out again, mainly because I still can, It will be about the 6th time in my life I've had very long hair,
it was down to my waist almost when I got married which was the last time it was long, about 9 years ago.
It's not quite long enough to tie back just yet, by the end of the year it will be. I've taken to wearing an Alice
band to keep it out of my face when it's too hot for my now trademark flat cap. It's either that or some f'd
up mullet looking thing at the moment, a stage all long haired guys have to endure. Still it takes balls to wear
an Alice band confidently, the only guys who can usually get away with without ridicule are premiership footballers.
Last night was gonna be a hot one after a sunny day so for the first time ever I wore shorts and a tank top to
work plus said Alice band. My manager didn't even recognise me as I'm usually in jeans and t shirt plus my cap.
I look pretty good in a vest, and I was working up quite a sweat last night on the belt, maybe she was getting
a pheromone hit from me? Maybe she liked the tats a lot more of which were visible? Who knows it may have
even been my hair she liked. All I know is she pulls her mask down to speak to me (against Amazons rules) but
of course then I can see her whole face (although those eyes are quite enough for me by themselves) and last night
after the first pallet she brought up to me she then fixed her hair to the way I said it looked great a few nights
previously. I'm in tonight so I'll casually mention I followed her Insta (we have friends in common on there from
Amazon so that's excusable, I'll say Insta recommended her to me from my contacts list.) and see where it goes.
Now for a couple of pics... What say you gents?
