Various DJ Philosophies Embodied

[Don Ronny]

lets focus on whats important here. its amusing because i feel like DJs are divided into these funky little religions or subcultures based on their inspiration.

Pookism - being the ultimate gentleman and having your life so together that ladies pursue you

xxblitzism - being so sexy and sensual that girls cant resist you

PlayerSupremism - Being manipulative, calculating and using the sheer force of your dominant will to put these bytches in check

Starmanism - Being the wise ass who makes a girl laugh for hours, gets her all excited and makes his move. And then posts a thousand useless things here just for more laughs.

( . )( . )ism - Not giving a fuk what anyone thinks. An almost zen-like approach in its simplicity.

So you see, we all have our own little flavor and technique of handling sh*t. But if you really break it down, we are ALL here for one reason.

It's all about the nookie!

So let's spread love and happy thoughts as we all pursue that warm, juicy place we love so much!

 

[drZaius09]

I'd like to add one more:

drZism - Unattractive physical features mixed to perfection with an abrasive personality. Sprinkle in some offensive and highly unorthodox behavior for ultimate success!

 

[Don Ronny]

LOL

My apologies, Doc! I should have included Dr. Zism, I am just not very well versed on your philosophy. I haven't tried this method out yet, but it sounds promising. Time to go wash my face with hydrochloric acid and develop a grudge against everyone.

Thanks for the input!

 

[Player_Supreme]

LOL....I agree. LMFAO!

But you got my style twisted. I am like the snake in the garden if eden. whispering in a womans ear...seducing her...touching her...making love to her......and if she gets outta hand then she gets the venomous bite of my tongue...LOL.

 

[So pimp its scary]

These philosophies are not mutually exclusive... meaning you can adopt more then one of the philosophies and have it work for you.

For example, you could follow pookish beliefs and be the perfect gentlemen while strategically seducing her with little journeys and being good to her ears. Followed by a coquettish retreat that will confuse her and draw her towards you. All the while not giving a **** about what will occur of the situation (better yet would be to have no desired outcome, ie be desireless).

It's all a matter of style, and figuring out your own.