Universal Warning: Women with CATS [Merged Threads]

[blayde]

Universal Warning: Women with CATS

This sounds silly, stupid, and petty, but i've encountered a gigantic bit of trouble in dating women with cats. The more cats, the more trouble.

Believe it or not, i pretty much don't date women with cats(Im talking about the ones who live in the house.

HERE'S WHY!::::

1. Theres some kind of personality quirk in girls that love cats that can be viewed as anti social. "Humans disappoint me but these cats will not".

2. You always suspect that if it came down to the cat and you, you'd be nexted.

3. They get into psychotic ways of relating to the cat as a human She's my angel She doesnt like strangers

4. Its not a stretch to occasionally say that they can do without the companionship of a male but not without a cat

5. If you think about getting married you certainly are going to be in for problems. The cat poops in the house and stinks

6. The in laws might take a disliking to you if they are cat people

7. Finally felines are associated with feminists. Most feminists hate (but need ) men.

 

[NeverFear]

correcting the cat

discipline of the cat will be interpreted as an act of war. She will take it personally

 

[Eternal]

Point being? I see no reason to not date cat girls. Then again, I am a cat guy. Laugh all you want, atleast I can honestly say "I love pussy."

 

[Julian]

I am also a cat guy. I think peoples loves for pets are universal regardless of the type. A girl can have a fish tank she adores and be on the same level as a "cat chick"

 

[sux2bu]

Cats, are very independent. This could be part of the allure, but I see no correlation between cats and flaky girls. Coincidentally, the word: catatonia -- "catatonic" is associated with schizophrenia, or disturbances that may involve stupor or mutism, negativism, rigidity, purposeless excitement, and inappropriate or bizarre posturing. Gee, this doesn't sound like girls we date, does it? No, I didn't think so. Go figure.

 

[Page]

I once dated this chick that had this white long-haired cat, and I hated the damn fluffball.

I have nothing against cats in general, but this one acted like it wanted to kill me. I slept over at her house one night, and it kept trying to sit on my face like it was trying to smother me.

 

[Lo Hung Wang]

.... I see this as more of a funny kind of thread. I don't mind cat girls.

But I do see why women are obsessed with them.
1) Cats can be cute
2) Cats can punk you off
3) Cats are independant. (i.e you pet them, it's "meh, whatever". You don't pet them its "meh, whatever")
4) Cats are patient hunters

Its everything they want in a guy

 

[Derek Flint]

Re: Universal Warning: Women with CATS

Originally posted by blayde
This sounds silly, stupid, and petty, but i've encountered a gigantic bit of trouble in dating women with cats. The more cats, the more trouble.

Believe it or not, i pretty much don't date women with cats(Im talking about the ones who live in the house.

HERE'S WHY!::::

1. Theres some kind of personality quirk in girls that love cats that can be viewed as anti social. "Humans disappoint me but these cats will not".

Yes, facts are, pets are often more loyal than people.

2. You always suspect that if it came down to the cat and you, you'd be nexted.

And I'd pick my Cat over a lot of the girls I've been with, if it came down to it.

3. They get into psychotic ways of relating to the cat as a human She's my angel She doesnt like strangers

So it's psychotic to love a pet?

4. Its not a stretch to occasionally say that they can do without the companionship of a male but not without a cat.

And I can do without females for stretches at a time, but not without football during football season, for example. Besides, do you want to be with a needy woman who simply can't be without a guy?

5. If you think about getting married you certainly are going to be in for problems. The cat poops in the house and stinks.

My Cat goes poop outside and keeps himself cleaner than most people.

6. The in laws might take a disliking to you if they are cat people.

And the in-laws might take a disliking to you if you smoke, drink, have a different religion, like a differernt sports team...etc...

7. Finally felines are associated with feminists. Most feminists hate (but need ) men.

Felines are associated with feminists?

Aspiring DJ's can learn a lot from feline behavior (Independant, not needy, come to you when they want to etc...)

I just don't understand why so many guys dislike Cats - they are really cool animals.

Could it be that they are jealous because certain girls likes their cat more than they like them?

 

[Helter Skelter]

First of all, even though I'm allergic to cats I have no problem with indoor cats.

However, people who let their cats roam free outdoors are fuccking up our natural ecosystem.

They do more destruction to wildlife than any other animal.

Millions of birds, rabbits, chipmunks, frogs, etc are killed for pleasure by cats.

Cats natural instinct is to kill. They will put down their favorite food for the chance to kill something.

Are all cats natural born killers?

No, but most are.

When the cat population outside my door starts to get out of hand, I trap'em and bring them to the humane society.

People should keep their cats indoors. Check this out

www.abcbirds.org/cats/

 

[Derek Flint]

I'm out in the country, Cats keep the rodent population down.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I suggest learn to like cats and more so, learn how to make cats like you. It's a MAJOR turn on to women who like/have cats.

Dating a girl who sees that you enjoy felines and that her cat likes you will gain you MAJOR IL points. Woman can't help but to go all soft on you when they see their precious kitty confidant "Fluffy" flop onto your lap wanting your attention.

Trust me, she is looking at how you treat her cat as a means to determine how you would treat her...

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

I have 2 cats, and they are just like women...When they are young, they dont give a damn about you if you give them too much attention, but when they get old they get annoying and clingy..lol

 

[bp1974]

it kept trying to sit on my face like it was trying to smother me.

Sure that wasn't the girl?

I agree with the original poster. One cat, if she treats it like an animal and not a baby, is ok. Two is borderline. Any more than that and you should sleep with one eye open.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by Derek Flint
I'm out in the country, Cats keep the rodent population down.

You don't need cats to keep the rodent population down.

You need to get rid of, whatever is attracting the rodents.

Yes, I agree getting along with a girls cat or any pet for that matter will score you big points with her.

 

[bp1974]

My last gf used to get jealous if I stroked her p*ssy for too long.

Jealous of a cat, I ask you. It was a hot cat though.

 

[Slashco]

I got nothing against cats. My family has had a few over the years. The only thing I personally can't stand are those 'animal lovers' who talk to their dogs/cats in that 'baby' voice, kiss them on the mouth, sleep with them, dress them up etc. In that case I wouldn't care about making them like me, I would just run away.

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

I agree that "cat women" are quirky.
One thing I've noticed is that if her cat likes
you, it works in your favor.

 

[NeverFear]

CAT LOVING guys secretly CONTROLLED/feminized by WOMEN.

I cant believe the response in support of cats.


Have you lost your mind? Women with cat...(s) are making a statement:

Im a bit of a feminist and can get along just fine without men. My cat is better company. If you question it,,,,,then i'm nexting you. Therefore I am in control. If you like these cats it means you'll put up ANYTHING ELSE

 

[Slashco]

Yeah, it was amusing reading the replies like 'make the cat like you and you're in'. Would you really want a woman who lets a dumb animal make her relationship decisions?

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

Some of you people take this DJ sh1t wayyyyyy to far....Get off other people's d1cks and let them live....