TV commercials that you hate

[Soprano]

there are some gay ass tv commercials these days....

Target -- they have THE GAYEST commercials in history. the ****in music and faggots dancing around. im gonna beat the **** out of them if i ever meet any of them i swear to god

Campbell's - they have that person singing a song about Campbells soup with ideas for things to do with it, like one where they want u to put nacho chips and cheese in a bowl of tomato soup. nobody is ever gonna do that and if they do i will kick their ass

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

Oh, here's one I really hate...

The commercial in which a kid is going to race in a soapbox derby (cue the bouncy, "he's the brave underdog" music), but wait! he builts a frigging soapbox Hummer, and GOES OFF ROAD, reaching the finish line before all of the competitors.
Wow, what great sportsmanship rich Hummer owners must be teaching their kids, "Hey son, the rules don't quite apply to us."
And the commercial is insulting to even suggest that the person driving the Hummer (soapbox or otherwise) is some sort of underdog.

 

[Mr. Unique]

Those gay christmas kmart comercials that featured black big boned actress,that gay blonde kid and the country music stars doing holiday activities. dont remember if it was target or kmart but the music went like this.. * ill be home...... for the holidays*. the guy who came up with those comercials mustve been on crack when he came up with it.

* ill be home...... for the holidays*. WTF?

that new pepsi comercial with jimmy fallon dancing, I cant stand jimmy fallon, he is so gay.

 

[penkitten]

i hate subway jared commercials.
i have no respect in this "weight loss " therory and i think it makes no sense.

 

[seanchai]

Pepsi has terrible ads all around. If I was an ad executive, I'd probably sh¡t myself with glee if we got the Pepsi contract, because we could use every idea we had ever scrapped on them and power it with an unlimited budget.

 

[Abbott]

Wow...just wow.

Makes me glad that I don't watch television. The only thing I need a television for is for my VCR/DVD combo, and video game consoles.

Plus computer monitors generally have higher picture quality. Maybe I should just get a TV tuner card and make the monitor do double duty (so I could watch VHS and play video game consoles on my monitor).

Anyway, despite the fact that I don't watch television, I can see that my statement still holds true (especially with the reality shows that I've heard are popular these days):

50% of it is advertising, most of it for crap you don't want. And 49% of what aren't ads is just terrible. Only 1% is worth watching, as far as I can tell.

By the way, when do people find time to watch it?


Ben

 

[Mr. Unique]

II also dont like that pizza hut comercial with jessica simpson, her 15 minutes of fame should be over by now.

 

[backbreaker]

I don't watch much TV now, but about 3 years ago, Dell used to have thoose commercials that the white kid used to always say "dude, your getting a dell"

I had to stop myself from throwing a orange at my TV one day I was drinking when I saw the commerical

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

about the Dell dude..

The actor, Ben Curtis, was busted for a small quantity of pot.
Dell suddenly dropped him as an ad figure, citing a "change in marketing direction."

I always liked the one in which he helps steer a decent looking soccer-mom type named "Mrs. Lindsey" toward buying a Dell (and presumably away from a big purchasing mistake), and she very suggestively says, "Thanks, Steve."

 

[WORKEROUTER]

What really pisses me off are jewler advertisements, particularly radio ones.

Boy do they piss me off.

 

[HandyAndy]

Ill revive this thread because i think it would be funny.

I fvcking hate the Head-On commercials, you all know what Im talking about.

Head-On Apply directly to the forehead!
Head-On Apply directly to the forehead!
Head-On Apply directly to the forehead!
Head-On Apply directly to the forehead!
Head-On Apply directly to the forehead!
Head-On Apply directly to the forehead!
Head-On Apply directly to the forehead!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[ChrizZ]

I hate any kind of commercials.

I only watch sports and south park. That's all.

 

[DannykDJ]

The only commercial I have ever just hated was a debeers diamond commercial about a year ago

It went something along the lines of "she gives you her love now you can show her how much it means to you"

So many problems with that commercial to name

 

[Levex]

I can't stand those Dodge Ram commercials with Howie Long and that short fat dude in a sleeveless plad shirt, where it always ends with "Yeah it's got a Hemi!". It doesnt get any more white trash than that.

They need to crawl back into their damn trailer and stay there.

Also, i dont know how many of you get those, but on my local stations theres these used car dealership commercials that seem like they were made as a last second project of a mildly retarded 6 year old...just horrible.

 

[Gubby]

Tv = ****

 

[Bible_Belt]

Commercials selling diamonds should rub all of us the wrong way. They're all the same. Dude buys diamonds -> shallow b!tch loves dude...for now.

 

[Gubby]

Commercials selling diamonds should rub all of us the wrong way. They're all the same. Dude buys diamonds -> shallow b!tch loves dude...for now.

yes!

 

[BMX]

Anything Billy Mays is pushing product-wise.

 

[Latinoman]

Any commercial that makes the man look like an incompetent fool or idiot. Example are commercials in which the husband is clueless and the wife comes and saves the day.

 

[theunflushables]

I have a DVR commercials are a thing of the past for me now.