Tounge Ring

[Mycoman]

Im sitting at work today listening in on a conversation between 2 girls, 1 kinda kinky flirty girl, and 1 girl who seems preppy kinda, you know, a good girl. They were talking about guys with tounge rings and how they found them incredibly sexy. How even if the guy wasnt that attractive, theyd still want to kiss the guy.

Now back in my AFC days, I bleached my hair cause my girlfriend begged me to, I thought it would make her like me more, and in my AFCnes I figured I only needed to impress her. LOL. Im sure she lost alot of respect for me that day and I got slim shady jokes thrown at me for 3 weeks.I swore to myself that Id never do anything like that again.

Now ive heared time and time again from chicks that they like tounge rings. What do you all think? Would this be the same as bleaching my hair? Or do tounge rings realy attract horny girls?

 

[Jay26]

I wouldn't care if it was a Playboy Centerfold asking me out I wouldn't get a tongue ring. I mean youch, the whole idea is just nasty, besides considering 99.99999 percent of guys don't have 'em and they seem to do just fine with the ladies it's hardly something you'd need, why it's a good thing in the first place I don't know anyway.

 

[Lozz]

Come on man! You really think that you'll get girls that way - no way. I mean you should hear some of the stuff girls talk about. Its all because its something different which may attract them in a sense. Not many guys have it but that doesn't mean you should do the first thing that comes out of a girls mouth - you with me here?

By all means try different things but lets be honest, most girls won't even go for that image anyway.

 

[JoE BoXeR]

I had the same idea as you dude that is was some sorta turn-on if a guy had a tongue ring and that would automatically make a girl think you were an amazing kisser and would be orgasmic when you went down on her but I'm sure that's all bullsh*t. I strongly considered it until I did a little research.


1) They're pricey for what they are.

2) You gotta find some clean, experienced, trustworthy person to do it. Harder than it looks.

3) Your tongue swells up like a mother f*cker for the week or so after.

4) It's possible to hit nerves in your tongue which would cause you to lose feeling in your tongue or taste buds.

5) The studs will chip your teeth if you're not careful.

6) Will slur your speech for a while until you learn to adjust to it.

7) If it gets infected you're in deep trouble. Wounds take a while to fully heal in the mouth.

8) If you want to have any job other than a video store clerk you're gonna look pretty foolish. Let's be honest here.

9) There are a lot of foods which are troublesome to eat with a tongue stud in.

10) It could take you hours to change your tongue rings the first few times.

Then again it might give you a slight edge in the bedroom. They now have vibrating tongue rings

But honestly read a couple posts about "how to be a better kisser", and "how to give better oral to your lady" and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble bro. Just my $.02

 

[Mycoman]

I think you guys got me wrong. Im not thinking this will magicaly make horny girls flock to me, but I think it may be enough to get them thinking in a sexual mindset though. Not to mention a fun conversation topic. It would be an edge on the kind of girls im looking for, 18 to 24, kinky party girls. Im just a waitor, not looking to pick up high class ladies.

On the other hand, risk of infection, difficulty eating and talking, and chipped teeth, these are all good reasons not to.

Who out there has a tounge ring?

Do you think it helps you?

Do girls talk to you about it?

A few years back I was with a buddy with a peiced tounge, this girl asked to kiss him cause she never kissed someone with a tounge ring, he was on her all night after that

 

[DankNuggs]

getting a tongue ring to attract girls is a huge waste of time...just tell them you keep a tin of altoids in your pocket at all times...

 

[princelydeeds]

to quote Chris Rock;

"A woman with a tongue ring will probably suck your D!ck,
A man with a tongue ring will probably suck your D!ck too!"