Antedeus
Don Juan
Hello hello, DJ Forums, you delightful sausage-fest!
Here's the deal with me at this particular instance in time...
I'm a junior in college, and had me a damn fine party in my room Friday night, with all the necessary ammenities (booze, drunk guys playing guitar, *****es, etc). So I hit it off damn well with this awesomely-cute freshman chick, mostly by acting like a drunken fool but doing so with style so that she laughed. Often a good way to make use of booze, I find.
But as I later learn, she has a boyfriend off-campus, who goes to UC Riverside (I go to Occidental in Los Angeles, if anyone is familiar with that lovely campus; the schools are at least an hour and a half drive away). Undeterred, I try a little boyfriend assassin action a little earlier this evening when I'm up in my room watching "Pulp Fiction" with her, a film we both love (anyone with taste should), and put some major moves on her. And I can tell she enjoys it and digs me. But she "loves her boyfriend," as she said in that delightfully-strained voice. So I planted the seed of doubt ("sounds like a jealous type, jealous = insecure, etc"), and I could tell that she took it seriously because she kept drilling me for why I thought that or how I could think that without knowing him.
So, all in all, a decent situation that I might actually win, and, if so, will have possibly the largest single confidence boost I've ever had in my life. Here is my question, however: how can I use their long-distance status to my advantage? It seems obvious to me that this is the usual freshman girl bull**** of, "omfg i <3 mai highsk00l bf 4 evar!" The brand of bull**** that won't last the semester. But I would like to extinguish it by the end of the semester. So how can I tactfully, covertly drive this (hopefully final) nail into this poor sap's coffin by telling her how retarded long-distance relationships are?
Here's the deal with me at this particular instance in time...
I'm a junior in college, and had me a damn fine party in my room Friday night, with all the necessary ammenities (booze, drunk guys playing guitar, *****es, etc). So I hit it off damn well with this awesomely-cute freshman chick, mostly by acting like a drunken fool but doing so with style so that she laughed. Often a good way to make use of booze, I find.
But as I later learn, she has a boyfriend off-campus, who goes to UC Riverside (I go to Occidental in Los Angeles, if anyone is familiar with that lovely campus; the schools are at least an hour and a half drive away). Undeterred, I try a little boyfriend assassin action a little earlier this evening when I'm up in my room watching "Pulp Fiction" with her, a film we both love (anyone with taste should), and put some major moves on her. And I can tell she enjoys it and digs me. But she "loves her boyfriend," as she said in that delightfully-strained voice. So I planted the seed of doubt ("sounds like a jealous type, jealous = insecure, etc"), and I could tell that she took it seriously because she kept drilling me for why I thought that or how I could think that without knowing him.
So, all in all, a decent situation that I might actually win, and, if so, will have possibly the largest single confidence boost I've ever had in my life. Here is my question, however: how can I use their long-distance status to my advantage? It seems obvious to me that this is the usual freshman girl bull**** of, "omfg i <3 mai highsk00l bf 4 evar!" The brand of bull**** that won't last the semester. But I would like to extinguish it by the end of the semester. So how can I tactfully, covertly drive this (hopefully final) nail into this poor sap's coffin by telling her how retarded long-distance relationships are?