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Here is the tale of my strange second date who I'll call Emily (because that's her real name) and what her best friend April did.
About all I can say about my second date with the New Emily is "uh... what?"
I was a little worried about her when she pushed back the second date by one day, then by about two hours. Both times I didn't have to ask if "we could do it some other time," she was up-front and named the new times. The date itself was rather... odd.
We were supposed to go to Annapolis but since she lives in Bel Air we had started too late in the day to really go there (this being a Sunday and all). So I met her at her best friend's house, I've met April before and she was rather nice, what I didn't expect is that she would be going with us on the date (???). First they took me to a restaurant in Baltimore and things went about as normal as one could expect considering April was along for the "date."
Now the surprise: after this they took me to a bar called the "Hippo." It had a nice dancing pink elephant as it's symbol, was absolutely packed; and was a gay bar.
Wait, it gets worse: while there I find out that April is bisexual (thank god, the girl is hot), and my "date" New Emily was very happy that she got hit on by a lesbian in the bathroom. She got her phone number, then went dancing with some other lesbians; eventually talking with one for a few hours. While all of this is happening, April is chatting me up and acting rather friendly. By friendly I mean she would sit on my lap, nuzzle me (like people do before they kiss), and generally be touchy feely. She also asked me for my phone number, which I gave her. Oh yeah, the full body hugs were nice too.
I'm going to make a bold leap and say the New Emily is gay, but I'm thinking her friend may want my peen. Not sure what to do about all this but I'm sure I'll come up with something.
Any help or insight would be appreciated.
About all I can say about my second date with the New Emily is "uh... what?"
I was a little worried about her when she pushed back the second date by one day, then by about two hours. Both times I didn't have to ask if "we could do it some other time," she was up-front and named the new times. The date itself was rather... odd.
We were supposed to go to Annapolis but since she lives in Bel Air we had started too late in the day to really go there (this being a Sunday and all). So I met her at her best friend's house, I've met April before and she was rather nice, what I didn't expect is that she would be going with us on the date (???). First they took me to a restaurant in Baltimore and things went about as normal as one could expect considering April was along for the "date."
Now the surprise: after this they took me to a bar called the "Hippo." It had a nice dancing pink elephant as it's symbol, was absolutely packed; and was a gay bar.
Wait, it gets worse: while there I find out that April is bisexual (thank god, the girl is hot), and my "date" New Emily was very happy that she got hit on by a lesbian in the bathroom. She got her phone number, then went dancing with some other lesbians; eventually talking with one for a few hours. While all of this is happening, April is chatting me up and acting rather friendly. By friendly I mean she would sit on my lap, nuzzle me (like people do before they kiss), and generally be touchy feely. She also asked me for my phone number, which I gave her. Oh yeah, the full body hugs were nice too.
I'm going to make a bold leap and say the New Emily is gay, but I'm thinking her friend may want my peen. Not sure what to do about all this but I'm sure I'll come up with something.
Any help or insight would be appreciated.
