SexPDX, how's it going, bro? You know this, but to tell the rest of the board who probably doesn't know me yet...I sarge everywhere (bars, house, parties, streets...and even grocery stores). I'm hoping you guys will play the Game any opportunity you can. Here's an example of a non-clubgrocery store pickup:
After 3 days of sargin the bars of San Diego, and spending all day sargin with TylderDurden, Manifestis, and Dreamweaver, my energy began building up and when we got to TGIF (for dinner), I took a sip of my coke and SNAPPED. Suddenly, I felt the URGE to SARGE HARDCORE!!! So I got out of my seat and went around the ENTIRE restaurant with Manifestis sargin 5 sets and showing him how to consistently control a set and out-alpha guys.
Afterwards, we went to a grocery store and my excitement level started to get out of control...I was on a SARGE-FEST. It is 1:00AM and the bars are closing. OTOH my head is SPINNING because I am delirious with the URGE to SARGE. My Adrenaline is RUSHING and I feel like I'm HIGH so I had to sarge somewhere. So I walk around the grocery store like a wolf needing fresh meat searching for a girl and then I see her.
1:00AM: NICK SARGES OREO COOKIE GIRL {The Oreo Cookie Close}
I see a girl carrying a loaf of Super Bread with 3 packages of swiss cheese. As she walks by me, I look at her, give her a gaze, and exclaim, "Suuuuuppper Bread! WHAT THE ****!?!"
Girl: Yeah. I got the craaaaving for grilled cheese sandwiches.
Papa: MMmmmmm. I LOVE grilled cheese sandwiches. You've got to make me some NOW.
Girl: Hahahaha. Maybe I will.
Papa: HOLY ****!!! Look at all that CHEESE!
Girl: Hahahahaha.
Papa: I am from Wisconsin and I really love cheese, but...WHAT THE ****!
Girl: Hahahahaha.
Papa: HEY! I am going to show you something. Come with me.
I then drag the girl over to the coffee shop part of the grocery store where Tylder Durden and Manifestis and waiting. She stops partway there and says, "Can I go over there?" because she has to leave the store and enter the coffee shop area and I say, "Of course, it's not like you are going to steal it. Join me." And then I lead her to Tylder Durden and Manifestis, and point to her while introducing her with a complementary introduction.
Papa: Hey Guys. LOOK AT THIS GIRL. [pointing to her SUPER BREAD and Cheese] This is the GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH QUEEN. Look at this. WHAT THE **** is THIS?!?
Everyone (Girl, Tyler Durden, Manifestis): Hahahahha.
Papa: She is going to make the greatest mom ever. Her children will love her because she will make Oreo cookies for her children all the time. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. [I give her a huge goofie smile and wrap my arm around her]
Everyone: Hahahahaha.
Papa: And look at this. She even has Oreo Cookies for me. What a great mom!!!
Everyone: Hahahhahaha.
Papa: Oh. You know what...[I pull out an Oreo Cookie Personality Test that I found on the Internet out of my prop bag]...I printed this thing from the Internet and I want to see if it's right! Based on how you eat your Oreo Cookies, I can tell you the coolest things about you. So, how do YOU eat your OREO COOKIES?
Girl: Well, I eat the whole thing at once.
Papa: Oh. My GOD!!! Nobody has ever....EVER...told me that before.
Girl: Hahahhahaa.
TylderDurden: I eat my Oreo Cookies the same way.
Papa: Ok. Let's see here. [Papa reads out the reading from the Oreo Cookie test...] The whole thing means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with...exciting...carefree...with a hint of recklessness. [I point to Tyler Durden] You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. [I look at the girl] THIS IS BULL****!!! You would be GREAT WITH CHILDREN. Look at YOU!!! You make GRILLED...CHEESE....SANDWICHES...Mmmmmmm.
Everyone: Hahahahahahahaaaa.
Papa: Will you adopt me?
Girl: Hahaha. No.
Papa: Oh. Please, you'd be the greatest mom ever. Mmmmmmmm.
Everyone: Hahahahhaaa.
Girl: What is that? [she points to the stuffed monkey animal]
Papa: [I unzip his mouth] Raaaaggghhhh.
Girl: Hahahahahhaaa.
Then I pull a red light out of his mouth and juggle it and then make is disappear in her mouth. It looked magical, even though she knew totally not the magic powers of the dog like I told her it was. She has laughing her ass off. Everyone was laughing her ass off and I am having a blast. My head is spinning on an adrenaline rush as if I am SUPER HIGH or as if I just took some major doses of caffeine...but neither was the case...I just LOVE to SARGE!!!
I am LOVING THIS ****! I'm feeling like a stand-up comedian and she is loving it. Tyler Durden points out to her what a fun and cool guy I am. She says, "This is so unusual." I mention that instead of going to the bars, we came to the coffee shop to hang out, and this is just such a cool thing to have so much of a surprising ****ing awesome fun time with someone that is cool to hang out with.
Papa: We should start a restaurant together and instead of selling hamburgers, we will sell Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, and for dessert, instead of vanilla ice cream, we will sell....Oreo Cookies. We will have GRILLED...CHEESE...SANDWICH.........KING!!!
Everyone: Hahahhahahahaha. He's so funny!
Papa: Hey. Check this out. My friend here [points to Manifestis] is a psychic. He can guess your birthday.
Girl: If he can do that then I'll buy you Oreo Cookies.
I'm thinking to myself. **** YEAH!!! I am going to get a girl to supplicate to me and buy me ****. Outstanding! I love when girls do this. So I get Manifestis to guess her birthday, and using signals that I give to Manifestis [a code that I made up with Manifestis], he guesses it right. She is very impressed. Manifestis sits back down. And I continue to bust her balls and she loves it. Tyler Durden and Manifestis decide to leave us alone and they walk away from us.
I start to talk back to the grocery store with the girl and Tyler Durden whispered to me to qualify her and gain rapport. This was MONEY advice. She walks with me and I tell her we should go to the Starbucks Coffeeshop next-door and, "I'll read your runes and do your Cube, and I'll tell you deep insights about you...and...I'll get to find out if...you are someone I'd want to get to know better."
She looks at me and stops and says, "I can't. I should go." So I turn my back to her and then turn around, and just stare at her for 3 seconds with a somewhat shocked yet funny face until she says, "You are such a nice and fun guy." I look at her and point to myself and kind-of yell, "WHAT?!?!! Is that all?" She says, "No. No. No. You are sooooo much more than that." I place my hand down and pause...then I point at her, nod my head, and say, "Ok. Bye" and turn away.
She stops me and says, "WAIT!!!! I am going to BUY YOU OREO COOKIES!!!"
I turn around and face her and point to the coffee shop and say, "Ok. I'll meet you THERE!"
While she goes to buy her food, I sit at a table at the coffee shop and begin to read the newspaper. TylerDurden and Manifestis come buy and told me that they will wait for me in the car. I know that I am on a time constraint to close this girl. She finishes purchasing her cookies and comes over to my table, and drops off the HUGEST BOX FULL of OREO COOKIES I have EVER seen in my life.
I SMILE with glee because I WIN!!! She BOUGHT ME SOMETHING! Hahaha.
Girl: You caught me at the most unusual time. [she gives me funny sad face]
I feel like she might be referring to breaking up with her BF...so I ignore it and immediately reply.
Papa: OHHHH. Coooooooll!!!! YOU BOUGHT ME OREO COOKIES!!!!!!!
Girl: Hahahhahahahaha.
Papa: You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH............FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: YEAH! But you are FUNNNNER!!!
Papa: I WANT YOU...to GIVE ME...YOUR PHONE NUMBER.....NOW! I want to see you again.
Girl: YES!
I take out a piece of paper and 2 pens, and rip the paper in half. Then, I get her phone number and give her mine. She notices that my number is from Wisconsin, and I tell her that it's because I live in California, but I still have my Wisconsin phone number. This is true, however, I live in Sacramento, and I am leaving San Diego tomorrow. I play it off just to show my friends who are waiting for me outside that I closed her because this girl wants to have my children.
I give her a big hug and we rub cheeks together, and say together, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm." and start laughing together. Then we say good-bye and I walk outside to the parking lot with the cookies in one hand and her phone number in the other. I see the guys in their car looking at me and laughing their asses off still. I pound her number towards the car window (like I am Will from "Good Will Hunting"), and exclaim, "Yo. How do you like them cookies!?!"