This would be a great joke to tell on a date.

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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea


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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
 

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Maybe I didn't read it correctly but I see no jokes...
 

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Idiot.
 

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ima str8 up pimp said:
sexy_kuta
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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea


06-07-2006, 09:03 PM #6
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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
HAHA, even though it's not really a necessary post, that is funny ****.
 

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I see what's funny in the post; I just see no jokes. There is a difference between a joke and laughing at a guy for being a moron.
 

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hey!! making fun of me!?!?!?

lol im glad i made you guys laugh haha
 

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lol are u guys laughing at me or at his response
im confused
 

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Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
 

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paraguayandj said:
Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
I prefer: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 

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wtf are you guys on
 

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sexy_kuta said:
wtf are you guys on
Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
 

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Slevin said:
Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
nah son, is all about acid for me, im enjoying looking at lucy in the sky of diamond (if you know what i mean)
 

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fux joo!
 
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