this may be your problem

[WORKEROUTER]

ive noticed that in this forum people make attracting women as fukkin complicated as brain surgeory.

i mean, how fukkin hard is it? you stop being a *****, stop putting some broad on a pedestal, and you go after her.

i just dont fukkin understand it when you guys analyze this sh*t like a god damn calculus problem, ya know?

see, me, i dont have that problem, and i never will. if theres a girl i wana get, then im gona get it. and if she starts acting like a stupid broad, then i get rid of her faster than i make her reach fukkin orgasm.

i felt like ranting a little to the p*ssies on this board, and im done. so thank me for my wisdom.

 

[-k2]

I read it 3 times, nope, no wisdom to be found.

 

[-dM]

I agree with you. It's an internet forum so it's bound to get a lot of traffic from "geeks" and they are the sorts of people who analyse every single part of everything that ever goes on. Whether it be a maths problem or something in life. Everything has to have a logical explenation to them.
I'm affraid a lot of these people will implode from trying to figure out women but oh well, it's a lesson learnt.

If the word geek offended you it's probably because you are one so bad luck.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Haha, somebody should take a survey and find out how many of these GEEKS have actually attended a Star Trek convention.

Seriously, it seems like most posts are from guys tryin' to have the approval of people on this forum. I usually skip posts like "should I approach?" etc. They want to make sure everything is %100 sure thing, then, and only then will they even think about approaching.

When they approach, they want to get the approval of the woman, wich makes them hesitate, and think of every possible reason why she will reject him. Vicious cycle.

 

[CLOONEY]

Hey Im a GEEK, so SHUT YOUR PUNK A*S MOUTHES.

 

[wolfie]

I read that a lot of 'naturals' are more in tune with the emotional side of their brain, which allows them to communicate with women better than others. Unfortunately in these cases the logical, categorising, male side of their brain isn't as developed so they don't have the rational abilities to explain what they do or how they do it... instead just saying "Just go for it". Seems workerouter might be one of those, if big words are too much for him. Seriously. If pickup is 'so fukkin easy', why are you here at all.. just replace the whole damn site with a sign saying "STOP BEING PUZZIES AND GO FOR IT". Damn, that'll be helpful.

 

[Walden]

Yes you're all natural DJs and should be very proud. Cut some slack for those here who had to learn the hard way.

 

[jakethasnake]

Workerouter's post was GROSSLY inefficiently put. A newbie isn't going to take this "advice" very well (even though the message behind it is great - I can tell that workerouter means well), and will get defensive, or if he's a sissy - hurt. We need advice like this, with less venom and more heart. (that sounded new agey and stupid, but what the hell )

 

[Lionheart]

It can be a good thing being a geek when you first start coming here, and I think a vast majority of the peeps here lean towards the intellectual / philsophical side.

Do you honestly believe Pook et all could understand and write so well, if they had been Master DJ's from the off?
(Not that I'm calling Pook or anyone else for that matter a geek )

A friend of mine who was a bit of a geek with a semi-unhealthy interest in Transformers is now pulling left right and centre.

Just remember all those lucky pretty boys have room temperature IQ's and no personality, would you trade places?

I know I wouldn't.

If you can supress your geekiness slightly (such as learning to let trival things slide, not telling jokes in Klingon etc.) and improve your looks following excellent tips from Diesel, Vassago, and master the ways of the dj etc then you will be UNSTOPPABLE.

Because you will be Smart, Charming, interesting AND good looking.

And IMHO - it is easier for a geek to become good looking than for a vacous jock to become personable and intelligent (of course there are always exceptions.)

I never was a geek, but I always got took for one.

So there
Lionheart - Believe.

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by wolfie
I read that a lot of 'naturals' are more in tune with the emotional side of their brain, which allows them to communicate with women better than others. Unfortunately in these cases the logical, categorising, male side of their brain isn't as developed so they don't have the rational abilities to explain what they do or how they do it... instead just saying "Just go for it". Seems workerouter might be one of those, if big words are too much for him. Seriously. If pickup is 'so fukkin easy', why are you here at all.. just replace the whole damn site with a sign saying "STOP BEING PUZZIES AND GO FOR IT". Damn, that'll be helpful.

Hmmmm...where did you read this??? I would be interested in reading your sources.

 

[jakethasnake]

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Hmmmm...where did you read this??? I would be interested in reading your sources.

What do you need sources for? This is common knowledge. Males utilize our left sides more, while females rely on the right sides more. It's the way that the chemical balances in male and females cause the brain to be hardwired, from the moment you become an embryo in your mother's womb.

 

[wolfie]

I believe it was a post on MASF.. though don't ask me to find it, it'll be buried somewhere in there.

 

[simplyme]

For you, it is that easy, because you learned and automatized everything necessary in early childhood. Now you do not even think about it. Others are not so lucky.
Anyway, I think, creating strict rulesets, like Doc Love does, is good for nothing.

 

[Jay_VCU]

Making rules is for people who have trouble controlling themselves. They get a girl's number, and before one date telling all their friends" I think she's the One." Using these techniques keep them from acting like a punk.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Lionheart

Just remember all those lucky pretty boys have room temperature IQ's and no personality, would you trade places?

Good observation, 'room temperature IQ' is a priceless description