This is what happens in Bars

[Snowman23]

10:00 p.m. - Place starts getting packed; women everywhere

10:30 p.m. - Guys glance around like they're looking for their friends (in reality they're drooling over the girls they're too afraid to go up to).

11:00 p.m. - No change, except everyone's dancing.

12:00 a.m. - Still dancing, some guys "accidently" bump into a girl, hoping to trigger a conversation; fails miserably.

12:45 a.m. - Place starts thinning, HB's slowly departing.

1:00 a.m. - Guys make a mad dash for the bar, hoping to suck down what little liquid courage they might have left.

1:15 a.m. - Fail

1:30 a.m. - HB's are long gone.

1:40 a.m. - Lights on

2:00 a.m. - Sausagefest

 

[Laszlo]

10:00 p.m. - Place starts getting packed; women everywhere

10:30 p.m. - Guys glance around like they're looking for their friends (in reality they're drooling over the girls they're too afraid to go up to).

11:00 p.m. - No change, except everyone's dancing.

12:00 a.m. - Still dancing, some guys "accidently" bump into a girl, hoping to trigger a conversation; fails miserably.

12:45 a.m. - Place starts thinning, HB's slowly departing.

1:00 a.m. - Guys make a mad dash for the bar, hoping to suck down what little liquid courage they might have left.

1:15 a.m. - Fail

1:30 a.m. - HB's are long gone.

1:40 a.m. - Lights on

2:00 a.m. - Sausagefest

hahaha! Quality post! This is so true.

 

[Obey Propaganda]

Dude, that is spot on.

 

[chad2k5]

1:00 a.m. - Guys make a mad dash for the bar, hoping to suck down what little liquid courage they might have left.

1:15 a.m. - Fail

ROFL!

 

[Hughman]

It's a sausagefest by like 12.30 normally. A women 6 or below might as well not count, hehe.
Post made me smile anyway.

 

[Snowman23]

As funny as it seems fellas, I'd be lying if I told you it didn't happen to me... we've all been there. Even those tall guys who are dressed good and might appear to have social proof -- they're just as much of a coward as the next guy. They all sit around hoping for something to happen, and it never does. Your mind just plays tricks on you because the place is packed and it seems like guys are running game. They're not. They might attempt to spark a conversation when going back and getting a drink -- but as soon as they get one, it's back to the table with their buddies, or the dart board, or the pool table. It's just so busy most people don't realize it.

As much as it pains me to say it... wingmen are a distraction. Yes, you and your friend have the intention of going out and pulling some hotties... but what ends up happening? Really? You guys end up shooting the sh!t, talking about sports, think to yourselves "we have all the time in the world" and then before you know it the sudden realization of those lights turning on hits you harder than a Randy Johnson fastball. You guys then stumble back to your car along with every other guy who had the intention of getting some tail.

Throw them a curve and make things interesting.

 

[daygameguy]

TRUTH.

So what's the moral of the story?

If you lack skills or looks or whatever to an extent that it bothers you, and you don't have any such buddies to roll with, then given the fact that your mind is just playing tricks on you, you should just don't give a fvck. But that's hard now isn't it. You can't really think up reality, when the outside reality is always fvcking with you. But this is where it gets challenging, and I guess that's The Game.

 

[Commandante]

They all sit around hoping for something to happen, and it never does.

Yeah, same sh!t here. My buddies always want to go out in order to pick up chicks, and what happens? We end up in a sh!t bar, with sh!t loud music. Nobody has the balls to start convos with chicks, and we can´t talk because we don´t hear each other... yeah, loud music. Having some expensive drinks, going home, hangover, repeat. But the funny thing is, when I go out (sometimes alone) just for some good music and dancing (I like rock), I end up chatting with strangers, flirting with girls and having big time. I think because I´m there for having fun and not for playing some GAME I can´t. Maybe I should go for numbers or something, only to improve my skills (I´m in a LTR at the moment).

 

[#41]

In my experience, unless you have a great wingman or are really good at opening sets, you're going to strike out routinely at the bar.

Most people standing around that you describe (and really, I fall into this category) are waiting for a HB that isn't surrounded by her friends. You've got better odds breaking into Fort Knox than finding that, though.

 

[Duffdog]

I don't agree with your assessment. While it may be true that most guys don't get to hook up with girls on the first night, I distinctly remember inviting groups of girls to go with my friends and I to eat after the club, or to afterparties, or in my case-- to rich guys houses to do private photoshoots.

This is not to say that the average guy has this ability, but it IS possible because I do it ALL the time. In fact, I just did it last night... here is a pic of the girls I invited:




Now, before you say something stupid like "Hey, they're not all hot!"...yeah, I know that already and I don't care. BTW-- the 6'2" blonde was sort of intimidating.

 

[DJDamage]

Now, before you say something stupid like "Hey, they're not all hot!"...yeah, I know that already and I don't care. BTW-- the 6'2" blonde was sort of intimidating.

That 6'2 woman is good looking! which explains why she is the leader of the pack!

 

[Duffdog]

That 6'2 woman is good looking! which explains why she is the leader of the pack!

she was not the leader, the girl with the weird smile was.

 

[DJDamage]

the girl with the weird smile was.

Now she looks like the kind of girl that likes to smoke and curse alot.

Am I correct in my observation?!

 

[mtlwlu]

I dunno about 10:00 the bar starts to get packed? he'll in university a lot of us are still pre drinking and dont make it to bars till around 11-11:30. Personally I do pretty well in bars/clubs my line that always works is "this is my first time here, is it usually this packed (or dead)" and then kinda just shoot the s*** from there works for me, mind you Im really good at talking off the top of my head.

 

[Kal0051]

where I live the bars don't get packed any earlier than 11:30 unless there's some sort of show going on (but those are special occasions). But the rest of it seems spot on, lol.

 

[Duffdog]

Now she looks like the kind of girl that likes to smoke and curse alot.

Am I correct in my observation?!

None of the girls smelled like they smoked, they were all sales/executive chics...about the cursing, not any more than any other girl I've seen.

 

[Robert28]

I don't agree with your assessment. While it may be true that most guys don't get to hook up with girls on the first night, I distinctly remember inviting groups of girls to go with my friends and I to eat after the club, or to afterparties, or in my case-- to rich guys houses to do private photoshoots.

This is not to say that the average guy has this ability, but it IS possible because I do it ALL the time. In fact, I just did it last night... here is a pic of the girls I invited:




Now, before you say something stupid like "Hey, they're not all hot!"...yeah, I know that already and I don't care. BTW-- the 6'2" blonde was sort of intimidating.

whoever thinks they aren't all hot is a fool. next time you have a party and invite chicks like this let me know and i'll fly my @$$ from South Carolina to NorCal!!

 

[(JJ)]

whoever thinks they aren't all hot is a fool. next time you have a party and invite chicks like this let me know and i'll fly my @$$ from South Carolina to NorCal!!

lol those two on the left are dogs

 

[DonGorgon]

welcome to a mans life when the is a shortage of females... and keep in mind the all those HBs you saw there are already Fing at least 3 or 4 guys each ..lol its a mess and when the desperate lonely men leave they head to street walker areas strip clubs or any other place they can exchange cash for female attention or some defer to their homosexuality..lol

 

[Cabal]

Funniest. Post. Ever.

Fact.