this is quite embarrassing, but got to be fixed

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I have a fart problem. Everytime I shvt or fart it smells like h3ll! At home I just laugh my ass off when my family run away. But its not cool when we visit someone and after I get out of their badroom...the smell is there.

How do i keep my fart to have a neutral smell?
 

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Describe your diet.

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Chim_chim: i think cologns works better than fans...

My diet:
Mostly: rice, pork, biff, bacon, chickens, eggs.
Some of: Carrots, tomatoes, cabbages, fish, apples, bananas, cucumbers.

Probably more, but cant remember them all now.
 

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That has to me when i consume large amounts of carbs and protein in one setting. I beleive is because you've had too much of either one. Try cutting back on your daily calories..dont eat alot of simple carbs with protein.
 

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When I started eating a high protein diet, my farts started to smell like rotten eggs & meat, so there's nothing you can do about it except eat less protein.
 

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LOL.... Hahahahah. I almost fell out of my chair!


Damn straight, stand in your cloud of noxious fart-gas with pride. Represent.


Originally posted by Soshyopathe:
take pride
 

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Originally posted by Squy:
My diet:
Mostly: rice, pork, biff, bacon, chickens, eggs.
Some of: Carrots, tomatoes, cabbages, fish, apples, bananas, cucumbers.
Ah. Problem's crux = Lack of green veggies like spinach, etc etc. More fiber in your diet.
 

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Keep yourself from farting in public. It's just gross.

As for ****ting. Heck, I don't know of anyone who's **** smells like roses, so why worry? It's SUPPOSED to smell bad. Anyway, light a match or two after you're done. The sulfur and stuff helps cancel out the other smell.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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Originally posted by jtws:
Ah. Problem's crux = Lack of green veggies like spinach, etc etc. More fiber in your diet.
Ok.

Spinach, got it!
Anything spesific else I should eat more of?
 

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Originally posted by Fred Da Head:
Anyway, light a match or two after you're done. The sulfur and stuff helps cancel out the other smell.
Yes!

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Try lighting your fart.

That way the attention is drawn AWAY from your smell.


Remember, in Swordfish, the John Travolta terrorist guy said "Misperception!". So draw attention away.

Not got a match? Drop your pants and see everyone's reaction. THEN people WON'T smell your fart (too busy laughign at you).
 

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I always heard if you include more Zinc in your diet..that it will help with B/O and fart smells..........
 

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What products contain most zinc?

Diplomatic_lies: I'll try that.

[This message has been edited by Squy (edited 11-09-2002).]
 

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