This chick has BALLS

STR8UP

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I was sitting in Starbucks today and my phone rang. I answer it to hear the voice of an a girl I dated probably seven years ago.

Before I get to the fun part, a little background-

I have been in contact with her as "friends" off and on since we were together. Every couple of years or so we end up getting together for drinks or whatever, then I don't hear from her again for awhile.

Recently I saw her on AIM, and we chatted for a few minutes. Got her new #, went to visit her at her new job, and made plans to hang out. Long story short- she didn't see my time as important and pretty much blew me off. Then a couple of weeks ago I email her to ask if she wanted to join a group of my friends to hit the beach next week. No return email. Whatever.

So today when she called she didn't get two sentences out of her mouth before she says to me, "Hey, I need a favor. Feel free to say no, but my roomates really screwed me and I'm short $750 on my rent. Like I said, feel free to say no, but I will pay you back if you are able to let me borrow anything".

I didn't feel like dignifying this with a response being put on the spot like that so I pretended we had a bad connection and hung up on her ass. She called back and left a message to call her. Guess who's going to be the one not returning calls this time?

Can you believe the NERVE of some women?
 

SLIKKER_THAN_AVG

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sh*t...what nerve is right

Trouble is..i CAN believe it.

Anyways..props for not returning calls..

If i were you i would have a very hard time NOT returning the call actually...just to chew her out (oh NOW you call me when you want $$ etc)..but its better the other way.

LOL! i like the response of having a bad connection!
 

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Actually, i don't think you should stop there. Teach her a lesson. Tell her to meet you on the other side of town and "forget" to show up. :D
 

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yep, we've ran into those type of women before once or twice in our lives. Important thing is to spot these type of chicks and move on rather than plotting revenge. Be a man.
 

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LOL....at least you got a good laugh out of it!!!!
 

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Yeah, I like the "meeting" her across town thing. Better yet... Tell her you bank at a small bank like 150miles away. And you will meet her there at the ATM. Tell her you do it because it keeps you out of money trouble and you don't know how many thousands of dollars you have there. LoL. Email directions to some ambiguous bank and just forget about the b1tch.

Mr.Metro
 

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What the **** is wrong with this woman? Doesn't she have ****ing class??? This sounds like bull**** from the beginning.
 

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Originally posted by STR8UP
my roomates really screwed me and I'm short $750 on my rent.
I wonder why?
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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how convenient for her that she finds time to call you for a favor but not just to talk to you or to hook up on a date...
 

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There is a small possibility that it could be a wussy test to see if you are AFC enough to cave in and lend her the money. Probably not the case, but your situation reminds me of the time this girl whom I was trying to seduce, who called me out of the blue one day with an ever sweet voice asking me to take care of a speeding ticket ( I am a lawyer). Of course I told her I didn't have the time and to get another lawyer, after which her IL went through the roof.

You should try the same. Next time you talk to her or whatever and if she brings up the money thing, just call her on her BS. Say that you will not do it. Either she will think you are an ass or she willrespect you for sticking up for yourself which may or may not pay dividends in the future.
 
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Tell her to come over your place to talk about it. Give her the strong impression that if she gives up some poo-na-na you'll give her the money (without actually *saying* as much). Then when you're done dowsing her with your genetic material, tell her times are tough and you don't think you can afford it.
 

STR8UP

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Originally posted by drZaius09
Tell her to come over your place to talk about it. Give her the strong impression that if she gives up some poo-na-na you'll give her the money (without actually *saying* as much). Then when you're done dowsing her with your genetic material, tell her times are tough and you don't think you can afford it.
I thought about that, but she really isn't worth the hassle.

I was only her second lay, and I dumped her two days before valentines day (lol) so I'm sure she still holds a special place for me in her heart :) I'm all but sure I could still hit it even without turning it into a prostitution game.

This is the same girl that when we were dating decided to bring her little brother and best friend along to Olive Garden on my dime. I ditched out of that situation in about four seconds.

She just thinks I'm rolling in money like everyone else.

Maybe some other dude who she's actually fukking right now will be kind enough to step up to the plate and help her out.

Oh no, wait, they're probably all losers. Guess she'll just have to find another way out of this one.
 

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haha, what a brazen hussy!;)
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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Balls, sheeiiittt!

She has nerve, all right!

Still, I wouldn't be surprised if she finds and uber-AFC or three to foot the bill.
 

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Dude, stand up for yourself. Don't be a wuss and pretend that there's a bad connection. You don't have to cuss her out but at least tell her that she has a lot of nerve to blow you off and then ask you for a favor that is only merits that of very close friends. Does she treat all of her acquaintances in that manner? The best thing anyone can do to people like that is to call them out, point blank.

Take off that friggin' 'nice guy' suite. It looks terrible and it attracts riff-raff...
 

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LOL

I can't believe this. 750 BUCKS??? Damn u gotta be an AFC to say yes.

God - I say you call her back in a week or two N ask her for 650 for whatever reasons (good one though - like rent ;)) N say the EXACT same thing she did. See what she'd reply.

:D

You are asking for LESS money from her - so if there's anything, she can't say sh!t.

:D
GHOST
 
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