The Worst THing You Have Ever Said to a Girl

[KneghtRyder]

I want to hear the most, worst , pissed off mean thing that you've said to a female ever..


the worst of the worst ..


I was with this milf and I didn't want to spend so much for this shopping trip... since I just bought her a new 600 dollar phone..and a couple hundred the week before..she was like 'when guys used to date me, they used spend hundreds just on a date and blah , blah'.. in my mind i thought.BUT DID NOT SAY.'biatch, thats for when they're young, hot and have perky breasts and a tight ass' ...'go and try getting any guy out there to spent 100 cents on your milf ass' .

afterthat bad thought, I decided just to cough up the extra couple hundred because that was a plain mean thing to say and i didn't want to lose a friend over some stupid i had said. She's a good friend and I m not going to hurt her over such a trival matter.

Your Worst Words ever almost uttered ?


Thanks

 

[Suicide]

The other night I was really drunk waiting in line at a late night pizza place, and this girl in front of me said something I didn't like. Trashed as I was, I declared her and her gender "inferior" and "not worthy of standing in the same line as the men"

She punched me in the face

 

[KneghtRyder]

The other night I was really drunk waiting in line at a late night pizza place, and this girl in front of me said something I didn't like. Trashed as I was, I declared her and her gender "inferior" and "not worthy of standing in the same line as the men"

She punched me in the face

hehe thats funny...see I would have been like 'thats all you got, no wonder your inferior"

 

[Vulpine]

I was with a group of women when one proclaimed, "Men suck!"

V: "Eww. Your jealousy is quite ugly."

Woman: "What? Oh no, honey, I'm not jealous. Just how do you figure, anyway?"

V: "Are you kidding? Where do I begin? I can only imagine how much it must suck to be born with a birth defect that bleeds every month and doesn't heal until a woman's 50's or 60's. On top of that, you have to have some stranger rummage around in your wound every couple months? And stink? The products to keep it clean? The pills, shots, and patches you have to get to keep it from "getting infected"? And man-oh-man the mental issues stemming from it? The resentment, the attitude, the negativity, the emotional volitility, the inferiority complex?

Whew! I thank my lucky stars I don't have THAT problem. It's no small wonder you're jealous."

As I walked away, a random dude standing there overheard it was like and tried to "low-five" me as I passed. I said, "no buddy, don't be ashamed" and held my hand up high for the "high-five" instead.

 

[BxPrince24]

when i was in high school, junior year, I didn't really know how to talk to girls that i really liked and I got very nervous when i'd try to talk to em. So there was this girl that I was crushin on for a while, after class i saw her in the hallway, so i decided this is it.. i'm gonna go and talk 2 her. She was with a friend and i stopped them, and in my head, i was gonna tell her she looks beautiful like an angel. But what came out my mouth was.... "you're gonna die" lol... and a teacher came and started talking to her like right after i said that so i had no time to correct myself and let her know that wasn't what i meant to say. I had to go to my next class so i left.

I get called down to the deans office moments later, she filed a complaint saying i threatened her life lol. It was crazy. She was like she thought she was gonna get jumped or something after school. Anywho, the dean said to stay away from her and I apologized to her face and told her what i meant to say. that was the last time i spoke to that chick.

lol, i don't have that problem anymore, thank god.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Back when I was married, I was visiting my wife of the time in Florida; we were living apart, supposedly so she could finish her Master's degree. I was in a pissy mood all weekend, and then she got in my face and started accusing me of thinking she was fat and that I was less attracted to her because of it. The thing was, this was after she gained like fifty pounds, so she was overweight. After about the fourth, "It's because I'm fat, isn't it?" I finally snapped and screamed back, "YES IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT."

She started cheating on me as soon as I left.

 

[Nighthawk]

C&F with Israeli hottie. Possibly went too far with 'It's not even your country!'

 

[WhitePimp]

when i was in high school, junior year, I didn't really know how to talk to girls that i really liked and I got very nervous when i'd try to talk to em. So there was this girl that I was crushin on for a while, after class i saw her in the hallway, so i decided this is it.. i'm gonna go and talk 2 her. She was with a friend and i stopped them, and in my head, i was gonna tell her she looks beautiful like an angel. But what came out my mouth was.... "you're gonna die" lol... and a teacher came and started talking to her like right after i said that so i had no time to correct myself and let her know that wasn't what i meant to say. I had to go to my next class so i left.

I get called down to the deans office moments later, she filed a complaint saying i threatened her life lol. It was crazy. She was like she thought she was gonna get jumped or something after school. Anywho, the dean said to stay away from her and I apologized to her face and told her what i meant to say. that was the last time i spoke to that chick.

lol, i don't have that problem anymore, thank god.

Holy sh!t, that's the funniest most awkward thing I've heard all day....:crackup:

 

[Bling]

Let me think..


Some girl got a really bad grade on a math test or something, and was crying all morning. Then at the end of the day, I was walking by and sneezed on me. I'm 95% sure she did it on purpose, so I snapped back with "It's not my fault you failed."


I told a teacher when somebody said "My brother was stuck with you all day." or something like that I blurted "How lucky he is.."

Some hot girl that was spoiled went to the SAT for standby, and some guy asked "So your mom is just waiting for you, and she don't know" because she didn't have her license. I blurted out, "That's all her mom does. Picks her up and drops her off." I'm known for making borderline insults, and I definitely crossed the line with that one. Girl quit talking to me since.

 

[Street_Fighter]

ooh ..you're like an angel..



not really feminine not really masculine..


kinda androgenious


*me cueing in on her style sense

 

[penkitten]

you're evicted.

 

[backbreaker]

C&F with Israeli hottie. Possibly went too far with 'It's not even your country!'

:crackup:

 

[backbreaker]

I got drunk... actually not really drunk but tipsy one night about a year ago at my house and there were like 6 people at my house, and I got to blabing off on my view of the world.. somewhere in there, I said, "y ou know who I hate? FAT people.. I mean.. they are FAT.. I mean... their FAT. and they know they are FAT.." I mean I went on for like 10 mintues... not noticing the 270 pound girl 2 people down from me. she just bursted out crying after a while, and the girls there called me an *******.. I probably desrved it that day

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

I got drunk... actually not really drunk but tipsy one night about a year ago at my house and there were like 6 people at my house, and I got to blabing off on my view of the world.. somewhere in there, I said, "y ou know who I hate? FAT people.. I mean.. they are FAT.. I mean... their FAT. and they know they are FAT.." I mean I went on for like 10 mintues... not noticing the 270 pound girl 2 people down from me. she just bursted out crying after a while, and the girls there called me an *******.. I probably desrved it that day

I'm an assh'le to fat people too... I actually called a fat girl "fugly" and told her that she'll be single for life if she didn't stop eating. Ya she cried, while I laughed.

 

[KneghtRyder]

I'm an assh'le to fat people too... I actually called a fat girl "fugly" and told her that she'll be single for life if she didn't stop eating. Ya she cried, while I laughed.

i think that tops the list !

 

[I love Hyori Lee]

In high school, a group of girls were talking about how "wrong" and "dumb" it was to flash at people.

One girl said, "I don't understand why women flash their breasts at guys." "I would NEVER do that."

And all the other girls nodded.

I then came up to that girl and said, "No offense. But I don't think they'd look at you anyway."

all jaws dropped.

and crickets began chirping.

 

[socalrunner]

girl who used to be a good friend started trying to use me, and of course i confronted her about it and she got all pissy at me. i left her and she sent me a nasty text message...which i responded "you are a golddigger to your good friends...havent you realized that everybody stops being freinds with you" she sends another nasty message...which i again responded "have you ever heard of bad life choices? me being your friend was definetely one of mine"

never heard from her since...and that makes me happy

 

[Taviii]

Taviii: - Hey you little doll!

A fugly girl turns fer face to me.

Taviii: - Not you Chucky!

 

[Street_Fighter]

Did you fall from heaven.....?

Because it looks like you hit the ground pretty hard.

I am sooo using this line tonight

 

[[S]alvatore]

Taviii: - Hey you little doll!

A fugly girl turns fer face to me.

Taviii: - Not you Chucky!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NICE