The Worst Night in History

[the_great_gaia]

Last Night,

I was chillin with my girl, y' know? At first, we went to the mall, then I called up one of my homies, and I was trying to buy some weed off him.

I got up with him and he sold me some weed called "Choker", after getting the weed, me and my girl headed to the hotel, so we could smoke it. I didn't want any regular weed and I started to think that if i got some GOOD weed, me and my girl would be fvcking all night cause we'd be high for a long ass time.

We get to the hotel and we sat up on the bed, she teaches me to roll a good blunt, it was 2. We started smoking and then, I got high as fvck after getting a "shotgun" (she blows smoke out the end of the blunt and I inhale all the smoke). After that, I held her romantically in my arm and I was telling her stuff, then I pulled a ring out my pocket and we made a promise on that ring, which was sealed with a kiss from us both: We promised that we'd always be together. I put the ring on her finger and it seemed to fit perfectly. Then we get to kissing...

As I was kissing her, I would open my eyes and she had her eyes closed. I noticed the TV was still on, so I turned it off. As I kept kissing her, I couldn't feel my lips anymore, but I thought nothing of it. I wrestled my pants off after I took her panties off, then I noticed I couldn't feel my legs. But I thought nothing of it. I started to e@t her pvssy, then I noticed that I couldn't feel my upper body or my tongue. I'm thinking by now, that weed was fvcking with me HARD. I was e@ting her so good, I had her moaning, she even c.ummed about 2 times just from me eating her.

"Fvck me.." she goes, and then I go up to penetrate. My d.ick is LIMP AS FVCK!! Oh NO!! Why is this happening to me?! I decided to keep e@ting her until I got myself hard, but I couldn't get hard to save my life

"What the **** is wrong with you?" She says, and I couldn't say anything. But by now, I'm tripping hard off this weed. Here, I have MY girl, butt-ass naked with her FINE ASS, and I can't even FVCK her because my d.ick can't get hard!!! Then her sister calls my cell phone and tells her she has to come home, so my girl says "Let's go.."

I was so ashamed of myself, I can't believe this **** happened to me. I tried to tell her it was the weed, but she goes "What does the weed have to do with it?" I just wanted to die, and I wanted to fvck her all week long, but wasn't able to because of my work schedule.

With that ring she wears on her finger, that PROMISE RING...

She promised to wait for me until I come back from Iraq (15 months)
***But I couldn't fvck her

She promised to always be by my side
***But I couldn't fvck her

She promised me her everything and to always be my "wifey"
***But I couldn't fvck her

So we leave the hotel, but by now, I'm stumpling bad. I'm leaning against the walls to support my balance as I walk out of the hotel.

Te Te keeps asking me if I'm okay, and I told her to drive because I can't right now. So she drives and she's still inexperienced to driving because she's 18. But she drives us to her house, but her dad is home (he's real overprotective). So she parks at the apartments across the street.

Her: "Are you gonna be okay, are you gonna be able to make it home?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm good.."
Her: "Okay, baby, call me when you get home so I will know you are alright."
Me: "Yeah, okay.. but wait.."
Her: "What?"
Me: "I don't think you're gonna like me anymore after what just happened.."
Her: "You good; you straight."
Me: "What do you mean by that?"
Her: "What, I don't get what you mean..."
Me: "You just said I was straight and that I'm good, are you talking about the fact that I couldn't get hard?"
Her: "I don't know what you're talking about.."
Me: "..yea, ok"
Her: "C'mon, gimme a kiss.." (we kiss)
Her: "Gimme another one" (we kiss again)

She leaves, and about an hour or two later, I'm still in the parking lot across from her house. I called her and told her that I was throwing up, because I was actually throwing up.

Her: "What do you want me to do, boo?"
Me: "I don't know, there's nothing that you can do"
Her: "You want me to come back outside?"
Me: "Yeah."

So she comes outside with her 2 sisters, Breea (older), and K.K. (younger). All 3 of them look good and nice, K.K. and Breea are looking at me...

KK: "damn, he's really fvcked up! That weed got him LEANING!"

I get out the car to throw up again.

Te Te really sees that I'm sick as fvck and somewhere deep inside I'm only hoping that she knows that it was the weed that ruined my sexual drive. Te Te has wanted me to smoke with her for the LONGEST and know that I smoked with her, THIS shyt had to happen.

I get back in the car, and I sat back in the passenger side. Her sisters, Breea and KK went back into the house to get some money, Te Te stayed with me.

Me: "What made you come back? Why did you come back to me?"
Her: "What are you talking about boo?"
Me: "You came back outside, and you're here with me.. why?"
Her: "I mean, if I care about you, I'll do this.."
Me: "But why do you care?"
Her: "Oh My God, Mike! Why do we have to go here?"

I asked this because there's NO WAY she could still like me after I embarrassed myself like that! There's just NO WAY. I wanted to go home, but I couldn't go home. But I knew that when I got home, that I would never hear from her again, I know this. Why would she call me back or want anything to do with me, this is the MOST embarrassing shyt that has ever happened to me EVER! I wouldn't even call me back if I was her.

Te Te's sisters came back and got in the back seat of the car, I was still in the passenger seat, Te Te was driving. Te Te goes to her friends' house because they was over there smoking. There were guys and chics outside and shyt. I couldn't come to my senses because I was so fvcked up. KK and Breea go inside, and Te Te wanted to go to but I was still fvcked up and she didn't want to leave me there, I mighta got robbed she kept telling me.

Me: "No, I'll be okay. Go."
Her: "Mike, drive home, okay? And call Breea's phone when you get there.."
Me: "Ok"
Her: "C'mon, drive..."
Me: "I can't now, I will later... just go"
Her: "This is so unfair! I can't just leave you here like this, if I was fvcked up, would you leave me here like this? No, you wouldn't, now c'mon!!"

I get out the car to go to the driver's side and I proceeded to drive the best I could but I drove back to the apartments where I was before. And I ended up passing out in the passenger's seat. I woke up the next morning around 8AM, and I was like "FVCK! i'M STILL HERE!!" So I get up and leave to go back to the hotel and I go to sleep. Now I'm online writing this. I know Te Te ain't gonna call me back, why would she? She has a boyfriend (me) who couldn't fvck her last night. Who's want to be with someone like this??

 

[Ace of Flames]

Dude... its just sex. Calm the fvck down. Put your damn pride to the side and get over it. She obviously cares about you, but you're so fvcking worried about your d!ck, you don't even realize it.

Also, that's what you get for smoking that sh!t. Weed is a depressant man, it slows down your body and your bloodstream and everything. No wonder you couldn't get it up. And it sounds like this was more than just weed. It must have had some stronger stuff mixed in it, since you felt numb all over.

Anyway, chill out and sober up. You should call her and tell her you're ok.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Hahaha. Oh, man... Maybe you got some weed laced with cocaine... cause that sh!t will make you trap hard. And give you coke d!ck so its hard to get it up!

 

[Monster]

Well at least you got high

 

[the_great_gaia]

I was ready to accept that fact that this girl was ready to stone cold DUMP my ass. I accepted the fact that she would NEVER answer my calls. And I accepted the fact that I was ready to NEXT her (or perhaps myself). But she called me. Once at 1PM today... I didn't answer. And she called again, at 1:48 PM. Its 2:07PM now.

I don't get it. This girl never does the "wrong" thing. I'm still waiting on her to fvck me over, and she never does.... Why did she call? I wouldn't have called me if I was her, she has dead surpassed my expectations of a woman. If you read my past posts, you'll see how badly i got fvcked over. You'll know how I think of women. But this one, she's fvcking with me, she's nothing like the perception of women i have. I guess she really likes me or she wouldn't have called me back. Man, I dunno. Maybe she's planning to break up with me. I couldn't even get my d.ick hard.

 

[DJsomeday]

look it was just a bad night and you KNOW weed was the problem u gotta understand **** happens and **** happened, you should be happy that your **** can in fact get hard when there's no weed in the equation, you learned a lesson c'mon no more weed before fvcking!. I know you might feel like sh!t now but i think your gf is gonna understand that i don't know if she'd stay with you if it were a permanent problem but it isn't right? so don't worry i think she'll understand, women are specially comprehensive and i don't think this is beyond their boundaries.

 

[Alkali]

Marijuana damages sexual potency...lol

 

[The Sperminator]

Imagine if you did cocaine haha.

 

[Phyzzle]

How are you getting stoned when you're in the Army and in Iraq, dumbass?

Despite the join date, I think you're telling some tall tales.

 

[the_great_gaia]

i'm not in Iraq yet. and if i smoke weed, it's ok i won't get caught

 

[Randallpink83]

one of my favorite Breakfast Club quotes... "***** can't hold her smoke, thats what it is!".

she aint going to dump you because your **** broke last night. But if you keep acting like a b!tch about everything she might have good reason. I'm serious dude, consider this your official 'Slap back to your senses'... everything is cool, she even said it herself, she said "you're cool, its straight"... I would downplay it big time. You have a good excuse today to just say, "I wasnt myself last night... obviously"... DONT SAY SORRY for the sex problem. Dont say sorry for anything, In fact you should give her some C+F attitude about how she is trying to kill you off with bad stuff.

The problem with the night is you started acting like a drama queen. Just move past it bro, its all cool.

Oh and dont smoke anymore.


... going to Iraq and feeling all serious for this young barely growing up girl who obviously is in the party scene.. *tisk* *tisk* *tisk*... good luck with all that.

 

[DavidDProdigy]

If you guys were together long enough to give her a promise ring and to understand what that symbolizes, then there's no way in hell she'd dump you over that incident.

On a lighter side, earlier this summer this girl spent the night at my place (a rare occasion since she still lived at home), and we smoked some dank. We started fooling around a little, and she went to the bathroom and I fell asleep... at 10 at night, I didn't wake up for 11 hours. Not a week later she stayed the night again, we stayed sober and all was well

Moral of the story, atleast you got to eat her out and get her to ***. If I ****ed up that bad and she came back, then you have nothing to be worried about.

 

[the_great_gaia]

wow, that was really inspirational. I'm just sitting up here wondering why she hasn't called me all day yet. This is not like her.

 

[Social_disturbance]

If the girl likes you, she's not gonna leave you because you can't get hard. Dont masterbate for at least a day or two before you wanna fvck your girl. Also maybe do some foreplay. Make sure the two of you are making out and doing things that get you horny way before you even take your pants off. Ummm...sit down or lay down - that position is just better for your d1ck to get hard. And I guess I dont even have to tell you to stop with the weed. And stop being a drama queen man, or should I say, "boo."

 

[the_great_gaia]

yeah, ur right. she called me today and she had woke up late as fvck. anyway, we was talking about somethings and I was telling her that I couldn't go one day without calling... y'know, just being a man to my woman, so I gotta say something sweet.

She she goes "Yea right, i think you can go a day without calling.." but she was telling me that she can't go a day without calling me. She wants to see me tonight, to get drunk. Her sister is coming along too because her b/f is locked up right now, so it's str8. I'm not gonna try anything much with my girl tonight, I'm just gonna be chillin wid my bytch today, y' dig? but hey, thanks for the advice. I'll keep you all posted.

P.S. I'm not in Iraq yet.

 

[Moofahsa]

Funny ass story.

Dood we have all had those nights where we drank too much...I mean I used to get hella sex drive on weed but whatever man.

You should take it easy on the weed, I mean...you had to explain to us what a shotgun was? Thats like 7th grade bull****.

lol good story