the wild and free don juan

[Deadly_Assassin]

Just wanna say thanx to pook and many other whose posts I have constanly read and are the basis for this post.



I was just on my way home when I saw a high school couple. They were about 16. The chick, I didnt see her face, The guy seemed pretty average. As soon I drove past them, I just laughed my ass off, yep, I didnt know why at first. When I stopped laughing I wondered why I laughed at them. I wasnt laughing at them but more at the guy. I didnt seem jealous he had a gf and I was single. I was more happy that I was single and laughing at him because he had a gf. After that enlighting sight I am happy I am single, for some reason now I look at myself as a party animal. I am happy this way because I can do whatever I want, and have no one tell me what to do. That someone being a gf, yep, now I have a new word for a gf, a control freak. What do gfs always do? They want us to spend more time with them, buy them gifts, treat them like a princess, write them love letters, be a Mr. Romantic guy, give them attention. They want us to spend less time with out mates, less time and money on our cars or whatever. Less time with our dogs, they want us to give up smoking pot, unless they smoke pot as well, and stop looking and talking to other chicks. They get jealous of our chick mates specially when our mates are hotter than them. I mean whats up with dat sh*t. Man thats like taking our freedom away. I mean my whole life revolves around cars,soccer, planes and my mates. If I had to give up all of that for a chick, man there would be no life. It would just suck. So what if we were having sex with the gf? I could spend the same amount of money I spent on my gf on a 1st class hooker and she be better at it and I dont even have to worry about how many orgasms she had. Now I look at a gf as someone that would hold me back in life, someone I have to care about, worry about, be responsible about, to hell with that commitment sh*t. What would you prefer?spending time with a girl, telling her you love her and all that bullsh*t, playing her stupid games, buying her those stupid gifts and you gotta supply the reciept so they can swap the gift for what they really want. listening to their lame jokes and doing those fake laughs, having them control who you talk to, where you look and at whom you look? or would you prefer being single, being a wild beast, running around wild, doing whatever you like, saying at watever you like, smoking and eating whatever you like, and if you need a fvck your right hand is always there for you. I mean pu$$y aint nothing but just flesh to the bone, how is dat different to your hand? and if you complain about your hand being rough, might as well get that fleshlight stuff.

So what the conclusion? I am not saying chicks are our enemy, hell no, Gods provided them for our pleasure, as a companion. All I am trying to say is,
WE DONT NEED A GIRLFRIEND IN LIFE TO MAKE US HAPPY!!!
Theres a few guys on this website that seem deppressed when they say they are single, they get angry and frustrated that chicks keep breaking up with them, or rejecting them. They think they will be happy when they get a gf or get laid.
If you are one of these guys, gotta stop focusing on getting laid or a gf, stop focusing on chicks. Imagine when you turn 60 and you are telling little kids about your life story,hmmm all I did was think about chicks, and chase them, I was in love with them, I devoted my whole life to them. Its chicks that are suppose to chase guys and not us chasing the chicks. Focus on yourself and how to make yourself happy without a chick. Gotta think yourself as the party animal that runs around wild and free and has no chick or anyone else holding him back in life, for if you were to get a gf she would try to control you. And then you would naturally display traits of being a challenge, of being the Great Catch. When you think yourself as the untammed, free animal, you will love life while you are single, you will talk to chicks and you wont come across as needy or desperate for a gf.
With that wild animal living inside you, you would only submit yourself to chicks only that you would think that are worthy. And when you approach that hot babe, your focus wouldnt be on her. it would be you, shes not the prize to be won, you are. The chick will sense this when she sees you being confident, being ****y and funny, being happy. She will see you as being different because you are actually trying to get to know her, is she smart and fun?or is she up herself just because of her appearance, is she a skank or a slut? trying to see if shes worthy or not. When you get her number, you wont call her the next day, you will try taking your time calling her and make her wait as long as possible cos you know it wont be long till you will have to say bye bye to your single life. bye bye to freedom. So before you call you will try spending as much time as possible with your dog or ur car and ur mates. And when you date her you would be the one giving up your precious time and money for her. Your precious time and money which you could have spent with your mates or ur car or ur dog or watever. Remember, there are gonna be a million chicks you are gonna meet, if they cancel dates or make excuses, hahaha, their loss cos you are the Great Catch, and you still have your freedom. You are still wild and free and happy. And if you do find that someone that is worthy dont commit straight away make her earn it so she understands the true value of her prize. So get out there and enjoy life while you are still single . Peace out