the "useless roommate"

[backbreaker]

short story:

my fiancee has a friend...she is what I call "useful". she has good qualities but some bad ones as well.. not ugly but not hot either.. she's useful lol. anyway, she recently moved here about 5 months ago and was having trouble paying rent, and this guy friend of hers was "about to get evicted" so she went and got his stuff and moved him in with her.... well... this is an email she cc'd to all her friends including me (i didn't know i was her friend)

Dear Useless Roommate,
You can see we clearly have a problem here. I understand Facebook is a world-wide known social networking site, however your networking is interferring with my networking. In November I introduced you (face to face) with a dear friend of mine. She and I have known each other for a very long time and we have much respect for each other. I understand you both shared the job title of licenesed Thoroughbred trainer but that seems to be where the similarties ended. While I graciously shrugged off the inapprociate remarks you made that day toward my friend, they were made in jest and not to be taken seriously.. ok I get that douchebag..you're a perv.
Now back to Facebook. It is has become apparent that we now share this person as a "common friend". This means that whatever you post on her Wall or comment on also appears on my page as well. (see verizon -texting commercial). This means I know that you are taking the sexual advances toward my friend to a higher level as to get yourself noticed. Well my friend, let me remind you, she has close to 2,000 facebook friends. This includes her close personal network of family and family friends whom can also view the remarks and comments you make on her posts.
Now how can I tell it is you posting annonamously on her "ask me anything" blog? Because of the statements you have made in my presence of "yeah I'd do her, and (again) making it known how "2 + 1 =3 some". Thankful my friend has the class to disregard your sick questions about "if she likes older men" and comments on anal sex with grace.

Let me explain something to you my sick, perverted, douchebag of a room mate. I have given you nothing but respect since the day we have met and watched you do a shame spiral of life in the process. Honestly, I'm getting sick of your comments toward my friends and your opinion of me and the decisions I make. Perhaps,, no wait YOU NEED to take a damn good look at yourself to see what you are doing wrong in life before you say something to another person. May I remind you, I AM NOT a host animals you can suck the life out of like a leech. My problems in life do not go away just because you say "You need to go out and have a ****tail".. Hency perhaps your problems do.. oh wait lets take an inventory of who has no car and no license in this situation due to the fact he was out "having a ****tail"????

So really ****bag room mate.. Don't you DARE poke and proad me when I don't want to go out to the Pub down the street and tell me how I need to get "Get out more often" because it seems to me like you should perhaps stay in more often.. Let me rephrase that... GO TO SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE You DILLHOLE. Don't ask for my car, Don't leave your **** in my car, stop hitting on my friend, and do something contructive. This would include taking out the bags of garbage the accumulate in the kitchen from the weekend.. This would be handy as you have to walk past the dumpster to go to the Pub anyway..

my fiancee asked me what I thought. this is what I honestly think. I might be dead wrong but this is what I think and feel free to elaborate.

I think that her friend moved him in, thinking that the guy and her would eventually bond together and be a couple, only to find out that he's really just not that into her and he's still doing **** not involving her. Instead of looking into her, she out lashes and tries to make him look and feel as bad as possible by calling him useless.

now i happen to know the guy and truth be told.. he is pretty damn useless. but, she knew that before hand. the fact that he is or is not useless does not go into effect. what the hell you go get a guys **** who is 3 months behind on his rent and think he's going to now magically become the tennant of the month?

she knew he was an lazy bumb when she bailed him out but was not only willing to over look it, played off it thinking she can keep him tied down becuase he had to be dependent on her (while she is broke her parents have a little money and she constantly gets bailed out)

I just really thought this was intriguing and wanted to post it here to get thoughts.


thoughts?
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[wjh]

I'm so damn confused.

What the hell man - how does this matter to you? It's not intriguing, it's dumb.

 

[sodbuster]

The female version of the radio show in the other thread? where all your friends get a chance to read it,not just the ones tuned into the radio station.

 

[mrRuckus]

I know i'm just ignoring the guy, but:

1. 2,000 friends? I hope there's some commercial endeavour going on.

2. Kinda lame she CC'd people that email, but that's typical girl behavior of "you made me mad so anything that follows is all your fault and i don't have to maintain any sort of decorum."

 

[Desert Fox]

yeah basically i read 2 sentence of that e-mail and just started writing this post. basically you just should delete sh1t like that immediately in the future. doesn't concern you. more female bs drama. two words come to mind: WHO CARES

 

[Duffdog]

Why do you believe anything chics say? Most of the time its 100% bs anyways...