The Ultimate Pick Up Line

[Alkali]

It's pretty consistent for me.

I thought I may as well tell you since it's been fun.

Next time you're at a party go up to a girl (that you don't know)

and say as normally as possible, "Hey, you want to go fool around?"

Naturally, they don't scream, "Hell Yeah!" (well, some of them do..)

But will ask some questions, want some attention, etc.

They know what you're there for.

You know what you're there for.

It just makes things alot easier. I generally ask about 3 girls before I succeed.

Some might take you for a loop...

Others might blow you off...

and some might giggle and walk away...

Do it, it's just too easy.

Oh wait! Make sure they don't have a jealous boyfriend. Problems will ensue!

 

[Lord Shinra]

Will be trying that tonight.
I'll report back how it went.

 

[amoka]

troll

 

[Ace of Flames]

Sounds perfectly fine to me. As long as you smile when you say it, and your body language is playful.

Make sure you have something to say if she doesn't accept right away, and that you know what the hell you're doing if she does.

 

[ketostix]

Next time you're at a party go up to a girl (that you don't know)

and say as normally as possible, "Hey, you want to go fool around?"

Then she goes and tells all her girlfriends there at the party and have a laugh and the word spreads and you're the "creep" at the party. And how many girls has this gotten you?

 

[Real]

this DEFINITELY only works if you are a hot looking guy

 

[Alkali]

Then she goes and tells all her girlfriends there at the party and have a laugh and the word spreads and you're the "creep" at the party. And how many girls has this gotten you?

This is just a horrible mind set.

There's a big difference between being creepy and being friendly lol.

People are at parties to meet new people (and drink)

It's nice to get off on the right foot.

As for your question, I don't know how many girls this has gotten me.

Yes, that's a good thing.

I've been doing it all summer and those numbers simply add up.

I suppose I should have specified.

You do want to be friendly/****y/funny and be wearing a smile when you say it.

That's probably the difference between creepy and lucky.

 

[Lord Shinra]

Tried it, 3 only cause I got a feeling this one girl wouldn't take it as lightly as the others.

After I used the line, which was after introducing myself, she laughed, and then had a smile on her face the whole night. I got the # at the end.

When I tried it the second time, I got a whiny primadonna, who was "offended", so I said, "Your loss baby" which is when my wingwoman came. You could see the jealousy brew in this b!tch.

With the last one, I was already rather intoxicated (which was a booboo by me), but managed to pull of a hook up and #close.

I will try it again tonight, but I'm mostly in this for practice, seeing as im hitting up a nightclub.

 

[eminence]

instead of fool around try..."wanna go have some fun" it works better, it's less threatening and it doesn't have to be aimed toward sexuality(of course it is though)... the object is just to get them alone. As someone mentioned earlier however, you have to be a good looking dude for this to work...and I wouldn't suggest doing this at a party where you know people, in high school anyways....your reputation will precede you.

 

[Jon55]

This is just a horrible mind set.

There's a big difference between being creepy and being friendly lol.

People are at parties to meet new people (and drink)

It's nice to get off on the right foot.

As for your question, I don't know how many girls this has gotten me.

Yes, that's a good thing.

I've been doing it all summer and those numbers simply add up.

I suppose I should have specified.

You do want to be friendly/****y/funny and be wearing a smile when you say it.

That's probably the difference between creepy and lucky.

Wow.

I had no idea reading spaced out sentences could be so irritating.

To read I mean.

I mean really who does this?

It's just silly.

But in any case, it's a good suggestion.

I'll have to try this tonight.

Cheers.

 

[War Against Betaism]

With the right voice tonality, body language and facial expressions, I can see it being a good opener.

 

[Lust]

With the right voice tonality, body language and facial expressions, I can see it being a good opener.

This is very "ModeOne" if anyone has heard of it.

I was watching the clip on youtube about ModeOne and I had to steal this line:

"Next friday or saturday?"

"What?"

"Next friday or saturday? We hooking up next friday or saturday i got both free"

I'm guessing you have to plow for a few mins but should be decent after that, and also enables you to screen sexually confident/active girls, available girls etc...

 

[Alkali]

Wow.

I had no idea reading spaced out sentences could be so irritating.

To read I mean.

I mean really who does this?

It's just silly.

But in any case, it's a good suggestion.

I'll have to try this tonight.

Cheers.

Internet format + OCD + Perfectionism = The format you hate so much.

Sorry.

Really, I am.

Sorry again!

 

[Alkali]

Tried it, 3 only cause I got a feeling this one girl wouldn't take it as lightly as the others.

After I used the line, which was after introducing myself, she laughed, and then had a smile on her face the whole night. I got the # at the end.

When I tried it the second time, I got a whiny primadonna, who was "offended", so I said, "Your loss baby" which is when my wingwoman came. You could see the jealousy brew in this b!tch.

With the last one, I was already rather intoxicated (which was a booboo by me), but managed to pull of a hook up and #close.

I will try it again tonight, but I'm mostly in this for practice, seeing as im hitting up a nightclub.

For the number two, what works for me with that type of girl

(You know, the one that opens her mouth like she's surprised/insulted) is shameless flattery.

"I'm sorry, I just had to ask the cutest girl in the room!" With a grin of course.

They open up after that. They think they came off as wohres, that eases their worries a bit.

Numbers aren't generally a problem, but you can progress a little further me thinks.

 

[Lord Shinra]

For the number two, what works for me with that type of girl

(You know, the one that opens her mouth like she's surprised/insulted) is shameless flattery.

"I'm sorry, I just had to ask the cutest girl in the room!" With a grin of course.

They open up after that. They think they came off as wohres, that eases their worries a bit.

Numbers aren't generally a problem, but you can progress a little further me thinks.

Well it depends, I'm not in the mood really for whiny wohres, or anyone acting as if the world owes them something because they were born with vagenes.

However, for a quick hookup or a booty call, I'm all for it.

In other news, I tried it again last night, only once. Didn't work because I almost got into a fist fight with her angry AFC B/f who didn't take too kindly to her seeming smiling and hand touching with me as we were chatting outside.

I talked to 2 girls (didn't use any variation of the line), and although I expected to get blocked, I didn't, and I got help the rest of the night. All in all I had a good time.

 

[Alkali]

Bad Shinra! Reread the last two sentences of the original post!

 

[Bvbidd]

I say stuff like this sometimes, it's funny, they usually laugh.

That's a good thing.

 

[Lord Shinra]

Bad Shinra! Reread the last two sentences of the original post!

The guy was nowhere in sight at all while I was scoping her out during the initial spying session.

Then all of a sudden I get this guy :cuss:

Oh well, sh!t happens.

 

[Boschy]

The guy was nowhere in sight at all while I was scoping her out during the initial spying session.

Then all of a sudden I get this guy :cuss:

Oh well, sh!t happens.

I am always on guard for AMOGs and Neanderthals who are friends or partners. Many will pretend to be her BF in order to push you away.

I immediately switch charm tactics to him and butter him up. Ditto problematic female friends. Smile, charm, exit gracefully if the heat gets too hot.

 

[ValleyDJing]

It works if you're good looking. Actually, I've opened with..."I wanna tear your snatch open with my gigantic cok" with positive results.