BodiceRipper
Don Juan
Three months ago I came up with an approach that hasn't failed me once. I've been testing this golden nugget and now I'd like to share it with you fellow DJ's because 7 months ago I was a pathetic AFC. All you guys(and a few girls) have helped me so much.
WARNING: This approach is so successful that I've had to tell myself not to use it so much because every girl starts jonesing for Mr. Johnson.
This is very simple.
The Ripper: "Hi, how are you?"
Her: "Good, how are you?"
The Ripper: "I'm out of site, that's too bad about yourself though."
Her: (confused)"Whadaya mean?"
The Ripper(slowly): "Well, wouldn't you like to feel better than good?"
Her: (thoughtfully) "Ah... yeah, I would."
The Ripper(a.k.a. X-AFC): "We should do something about it."
Think it over. Every time you ask a person how they are doing they almost always say the standard, "Good."
And when you ask them, "Wouldn't you like to feel better than good?" They always say yes. I mean who wouldn't want to feel better than "Good"? We all do.
Also, no matter how terrible you might feel, always say you're awesome, or fantastic, dynomite... This shows confidence and as an added bonus I get a lot of, "So why are you so happy?" That question becomes an instant all-skate.
Give it a try tomorrow at the gym, store, work, school, strip joint, whatever. But I'm warned you, watch out. I've been absolutly swamped with soupy panties ever since.
Thank you all.
Remember: There is no rejection, only feedback.
"I want a lady in the parlor, and a b*#tch in the bedroom."
WARNING: This approach is so successful that I've had to tell myself not to use it so much because every girl starts jonesing for Mr. Johnson.
This is very simple.
The Ripper: "Hi, how are you?"
Her: "Good, how are you?"
The Ripper: "I'm out of site, that's too bad about yourself though."
Her: (confused)"Whadaya mean?"
The Ripper(slowly): "Well, wouldn't you like to feel better than good?"
Her: (thoughtfully) "Ah... yeah, I would."
The Ripper(a.k.a. X-AFC): "We should do something about it."
Think it over. Every time you ask a person how they are doing they almost always say the standard, "Good."
And when you ask them, "Wouldn't you like to feel better than good?" They always say yes. I mean who wouldn't want to feel better than "Good"? We all do.
Also, no matter how terrible you might feel, always say you're awesome, or fantastic, dynomite... This shows confidence and as an added bonus I get a lot of, "So why are you so happy?" That question becomes an instant all-skate.
Give it a try tomorrow at the gym, store, work, school, strip joint, whatever. But I'm warned you, watch out. I've been absolutly swamped with soupy panties ever since.
Thank you all.
Remember: There is no rejection, only feedback.
"I want a lady in the parlor, and a b*#tch in the bedroom."