The stupidest thing i have ever done

[BobFuest]

Last night i got so drunk (and I am not a super crazy drinker) that I blacked out and dont remember a thing. Apparently i told my LTR that she is a slut and to fvck off and then wandered around the city (chicago) looking for her after she left me on the train half passed out. Eventually i went to her house and broke in through an open window and passed out in the middle of the floor. All of this i dont remember at all. The last thing i remember was going rollerblading and having sex. I screwed myself big time and embrassed her in front of her best friend (who didnt really think much of me before).
So, not sure what will happen. I dont think she will leave me because i am not normally a jacka$$ and she is in love with me but i pissed her off enough for her to go make out with some guy just to get back at me.She feels bad about it now but she thought i meant what i was saying. She didnt know i was that drunk.
To make up for it i bought her flowers and make her a handmade card to go with it.I also gave her something that has been with me my entire life ( stuffed animal ) to show her that i really do care and that I am sincere.Plus its something that no one else in the world can give her. Hoping the emotions i rise in her are enough that she will get over this fast.i feel like a douchebag and have no idea wtf happened to me. Time to just let her think for awhile and go about my thing.

 

[Vulpine]

Yeah, but we've already determined BF is a chump and a troll, so please don't waste your breath.

Notice he didn't ask for any help? He just put up a dumb-azz story for entertainment.

What do you want us to do Bob? Read you a bed time story? Hold you and tell you everything will be all right? Send you another stuffed animal? I swear... people in Chicago... it's like the windy city's wind blew the brains right out of their heads.

 

[MacAvoy]

Before I read the homemade card and flowers line, I thought here's your chance to turn the roles around in the relationship. Although it was a rude thing to do, it would have given you the power back. Once you AFC'd and gave her your balls, you reaffirmed everything she knew in the past, that your not a man.

You gave her a glimpse of a man (albeit not a nice one but a man at least) and you totally went back into your AFC cave. M

Most importantly though is how you react to her making out with another guy. I would ditch her, that is completely unacceptable. For her to go run immediately into another guy's arms not even a day after things go sour with you, shows a complete lack of respect for you and your relationship on her part.

Granted you treated her badly and she had a right to be upset, it didn't give her the right to cheat on you. Use this as an opportunity to grab your manhood back, next her for cheating and move on. I dare you to be a man.

 

[ElChoclo]

Bob, your troll stories are half amusing, but, for a change, could you spice them up a bit. Couldn't you have said, that you got drunk and had a threesome with her two best friends. Anything Bob, as long as it is exciting prose. Even the card gift at the end would be tolerable if you had said that you gave it to the two best friends.

 

[BobFuest]

wait. u guys got this all wrong. There are parts i missed.
1.Apparently i told her i was going to have sex with another girl. When she left me on the train i told her that i was going to have sex with one of my Hoes and that i cant be with a slut like her. I would have done exactly what she did in that situation. In fact i would have had sex with 3 girls just because she said some sh1t like that.
2. it is a bedtime story. I dont need help. just a story about relationships and screwing up. so what?
3. I may have apoligized and gave her the stuffed animal but I DID NOT let her take any power away. its not about power at all. I am sorry for what I did and as a man i take full responsiblity. She apoligized to me all day for what she did. we were both wrong.
4. Macavoy, I already took care of the man part. I owned up to my role as a man and as a man in this relationship. I am leading and doing what i think is right no matter what anyone else says or thinks. I gave her the stuffed animal because I do what i think is right. Not to gain or lose power. Power comes from being you and not from worrying about whether or not i am doing something AFC like. She is MY woman and i say and do what i dam well please and she knows it. I may lower my head because i screwed up but she knows that i wont ever let her get out of line no matter what i do wrong. I got her and I know it.
besides all that i did show her that i can walk away. I told her that I needed time to think and that I need to go sleep in my bed tonight. She begged me to stay and hold her and make things ok but i told her this is what I need for me to be happy and I need to make things ok with myself first. I truely feel bad for the things i said and did.
You guys can say all the things you want about it and your right to some degree but I can only be the best man I know how to be. True Don Juan comes from within and in the knowledge and power of being the best you, you can be.There is no perfect formula for anything and even the best laid plans go awry. This is me and I am not afraid to do things that you would call AFC because to a lesser man they are AFC things.A true Don Juan can do anything he wants at any time because he knows that he is being the best of all he has to offer.He strives every day to be better and stronger and greater. Sometimes that includes not being afraid to bow your head down when you know that you have done wrong. I wont ever let someone walk all over me but i will own up to my mistakes and try to rectify them.
open ur mind to more then just the rules. There are no rules when u own the world.

 

[BobFuest]

Bob, your troll stories are half amusing, but, for a change, could you spice them up a bit. Couldn't you have said, that you got drunk and had a threesome with her two best friends. Anything Bob, as long as it is exciting prose. Even the card gift at the end would be tolerable if you had said that you gave it to the two best friends.

Already set up a 3 some between me and her other best friend. Just not sure if I want to. I hate sharing. I am a twin and I have had to share all my life. I dont like other people touching what I own (which is my girl).

 

[KarmaSutra]

wait. u guys got this all wrong. There are parts i missed.
1.Apparently i told her i was going to have sex with another girl. When she left me on the train i told her that i was going to have sex with one of my Hoes and that i cant be with a slut like her. I would have done exactly what she did in that situation. In fact i would have had sex with 3 girls just because she said some sh1t like that.
2. it is a bedtime story. I dont need help. just a story about relationships and screwing up. so what?
3. I may have apoligized and gave her the stuffed animal but I DID NOT let her take any power away. its not about power at all. I am sorry for what I did and as a man i take full responsiblity. She apoligized to me all day for what she did. we were both wrong.
4. Macavoy, I already took care of the man part. I owned up to my role as a man and as a man in this relationship. I am leading and doing what i think is right no matter what anyone else says or thinks. I gave her the stuffed animal because I do what i think is right. Not to gain or lose power. Power comes from being you and not from worrying about whether or not i am doing something AFC like. She is MY woman and i say and do what i dam well please and she knows it. I may lower my head because i screwed up but she knows that i wont ever let her get out of line no matter what i do wrong. I got her and I know it.
besides all that i did show her that i can walk away. I told her that I needed time to think and that I need to go sleep in my bed tonight. She begged me to stay and hold her and make things ok but i told her this is what I need for me to be happy and I need to make things ok with myself first. I truely feel bad for the things i said and did.
You guys can say all the things you want about it and your right to some degree but I can only be the best man I know how to be. True Don Juan comes from within and in the knowledge and power of being the best you, you can be.There is no perfect formula for anything and even the best laid plans go awry. This is me and I am not afraid to do things that you would call AFC because to a lesser man they are AFC things.A true Don Juan can do anything he wants at any time because he knows that he is being the best of all he has to offer.He strives every day to be better and stronger and greater. Sometimes that includes not being afraid to bow your head down when you know that you have done wrong. I wont ever let someone walk all over me but i will own up to my mistakes and try to rectify them.
open ur mind to more then just the rules. There are no rules when u own the world.

This is complete bullsh!t. Drunks do not have the best punctuation and as such, this is utter sh!t.

 

[ElChoclo]

Good to see you took my advice Bob. She did the wrong thing by you and you are in charge, so I think you should give her some discipline, maybe a severe spanking would be appropriate Bob. After all, you gave her your stuffed toy and when a man does that, he is being about as open as he can get. But she just took the stuffed toy and left you as the blithering mess which you now are.

 

[Vulpine]

I'm in a better, and more proactive mood this morning Bob, so I'll be a little more constructive. We jump in your sh!t because:

1. You think, talk, act like an AFC - an AFC with one-itis - go ahead and try to argue that Mr. Flowers and Stuffed Animals.
2. When we've offered help, you've argued against it like we have no idea what we are talking about, then ultimately "did your own thing". So why are you here? We assume #3.
3. Your posts are trolls. If you had some structure to them like "FR:, DR:, SR: (Screw up Report), or BobFuest Bootcamp: Week 3" where you were looking for advice (advice that you would take) or posting your progress, then we wouldn't disregard you as a retard. But hey, everyone chooses their own level of involvement, yours is zero.

Have you done the bootcamp? Have you read the prescribed material? Not likely. You want to argue with it, discount it, and then... post trolls about how much of an AFC you are. At this point Bob, and I speak for myself, I/we are pretty callous to your and could care less about your AFC exploits.

Where are you going with all this? What are you trying to become? What are you doing about your WBAFC status? Because, you seem to be an attention wh0re. That's right Bob - you are a woman who craves attention. If I had to use a little of my clairvoyance, I would say you are an ex-gf, or current gf, of BobFuest incognito. The signs are there: Bob Fuest? Who uses a real name online? Acting and thinking like a woman? Trolling a men's forum? There are only so many things we can write off as chumpish before it becomes woman-ish.

Do something about yourself, Bob.

 

[Desdinova]

To make up for it i bought her flowers and make her a handmade card to go with it.I also gave her something that has been with me my entire life ( stuffed animal ) to show her that i really do care and that I am sincere.Plus its something that no one else in the world can give her.

Read my sig:

 

[BobFuest]

ok this is not my real name. it is a fake name i use.
I have always tried to take your advice even as i look for loop holes and question it. I question everything but thank you for your advice and have applied it to my relationships and life.
I like attention yes. I am a stage musician for a reason. I dont go out and crave it or have to be the center of attention all the time no, its just nice to talk relationships with people i respect.
you guys are so serious about everything. My whole life does not revolve around women. Its important but not the most important thing so i dont take it that seriously. I believe you told me that one Vulpine. It might have been Desdinova tho. i dont remember.
The stuffed animal is a Simba from the lion king. yes i know, flame all you want. I wont get into why its important to me but it is.
Tonight i going to make her get down and beg with her mouth. then put it in her a$$. then not give her much attention for awhile.
I am not drunk, i just have no sense of punctuation.
I am doing the best i can. I stop posting because no matter what i said or did someone had some kind of comment. Obviously i did do what you said because we are still together and she looks up to me as the man.

p.s. she sent me 2 texts an called me last night to say sorry and see if i am ok. Then this morning she sent 2 more saying she sorry and she loves me. Then she called to say and ask the same. Isnt that good signs that I am doin the right thing?

 

[BobFuest]

You know if you really think that I should go to boot camp and everything then maybe i should. i completed half of it once but its been awhile.
I never really have any problem with the dating stuff. It seems to be long term that i really need to learn (according to what u are saying).

 

[Desdinova]

The stuffed animal is a Simba from the lion king. yes i know, flame all you want. I wont get into why its important to me but it is.
Tonight i going to make her get down and beg with her mouth. then put it in her a$$. then not give her much attention for awhile.

According to this, you're going to stuff Simba up her ass. What is this going to accomplish?

But seriously, I'm starting to wonder who the drama queen is, her or you?

 

[BobFuest]

According to this, you're going to stuff Simba up her ass. What is this going to accomplish?

But seriously, I'm starting to wonder who the drama queen is, her or you?

haha no my d1ck in her a$$. Its fun thats why.

 

[dirtyvibe]

id honesetly just apologize

 

[ElChoclo]

Bob, I was looking at a book on symbolism and astrology with my GF last night and so we looked up what it means to be attached to a stuffed lion called Simba.

Apparently, the lion with all its primal energy, represents your penis, so when you gave it to your girlfriend you were symbolically giving away your penis to her and your masculinity, which I suppose is what some of us had already deduced. I am trying to help you Bob, but you have to want to change.

Which is why I have been putting emphasis on you reclaiming your manhood by not taking any disrespect from your GF. Bob sometimes in bootcamp they tell you to drop and give them twenty. I want you to do the same right now Bob. In the mud. With me standing on your back.

 

[Latinoman]

Here is what I would personally do... I would dump her.

Do you know why? Because she is indeed a "slut". Fact is...she had two choices:

1- Dump you
2- Talk with you later (when you were sober) and put the cards on the table.

Instead, she choose to make out with another man under the pretense of getting back to you.

What do you think it would happen when you two are married (assuming it goes that far) and there misunderstandings or things get rough? What would she do? Go out and have sex with another man?

 

[BobFuest]

you are all right and I am totally wrong.
It is time to tie up my balls and do what i have to do. I wont like it and I am afraid of the loss of something i care about but what doesnt kill me only makes me stronger.I have no choice. Glad u put up with my AFCness enough to let me get it through my head.

 

[SoCalMike]

dude is this the same b*tch you've been whining about for ages now? i took a break from this board for about 2 months. last i recall she had a sugar daddy, and was treating you like sh*t. man if this is for real you're one pathetic MF. you have got to be messin' with us.