The sad state of jester
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That_Guy49
Don Juan
Don't be a commie and relax. You aren't thinking straight. Have a beer or some ganja, play dominoes with some friends, go to sleep, workout, whatever. Just clear your mind about sh*t. You're overwhelming yourself.
MoAF
Don Juan
You Pvssy...
K, with that said, lets get started
! Jester, baby, whats up?! Been a while, I know. Your in luck, I was almost killed on saturday, and I've had a pretty clear outlook on things ever since.
Jester likes girl, she likes Jester. She lives far away, but is worth the drive, even as trecherous as it is.
Love is a mother****er, my friend, a mother****er to the bone.
Now then, Jester, this is just a girl, even as perfect for you as she seems. If you really tried, I'm sure you could find another one thats just as <everything>, but more accesable. But sometimes, life just doesn't work that way.
You are making a lot of sacrifices. But I ASSURE you, when you see her [after being away for a long time] you'll feel it man, that warm fuzzy feeling you cant quite explain. And I'll attest to it, man, IT IS WORTH IT.
However... its NOT worth throwing your life back home away. Don't pity yourself, go out with teh guys, even the girls. Explain to your girl that your not built that way, and seing other ppl is the healthy thing to do [and it is]. I hope this made sense, I'm really hungyr, bye.
K, with that said, lets get started
! Jester, baby, whats up?! Been a while, I know. Your in luck, I was almost killed on saturday, and I've had a pretty clear outlook on things ever since.Jester likes girl, she likes Jester. She lives far away, but is worth the drive, even as trecherous as it is.
Love is a mother****er, my friend, a mother****er to the bone.
Now then, Jester, this is just a girl, even as perfect for you as she seems. If you really tried, I'm sure you could find another one thats just as <everything>, but more accesable. But sometimes, life just doesn't work that way.
You are making a lot of sacrifices. But I ASSURE you, when you see her [after being away for a long time] you'll feel it man, that warm fuzzy feeling you cant quite explain. And I'll attest to it, man, IT IS WORTH IT.
However... its NOT worth throwing your life back home away. Don't pity yourself, go out with teh guys, even the girls. Explain to your girl that your not built that way, and seing other ppl is the healthy thing to do [and it is]. I hope this made sense, I'm really hungyr, bye.
the sad state of jester? what kind of bullsh1t is that man, youve got a car, you got a ****ing license, you ARE going to go to college next year and actually have something of a bright future UNLIKE BILLIONS across the globe. And youre *****ing about your girlfriend being 3 hours away? what is your major malfunction dumbass.
LIfe is hard sometimes bro, but you have it easier than most of the WORLD, so whining about not being able to see your girlfriend all the time is really really trivial. How about instead of *****ing how you cant see her, why dont you go apply for some more scholarships so you might actually be able to afford to go her college? Or how about you do something productive, do your friggin homework, write some essays you will no doubt need next year in college, get another job or even just go make some friends. Go read a book, i know you havent done that in a long ass time, better yet go surfing u fag, even if you have to go yourself just go. *****ing does nothing, no one can help you but yourself, so grow your little balls back so you can GRIN AND BARE it like a MAN would.
LIfe is hard sometimes bro, but you have it easier than most of the WORLD, so whining about not being able to see your girlfriend all the time is really really trivial. How about instead of *****ing how you cant see her, why dont you go apply for some more scholarships so you might actually be able to afford to go her college? Or how about you do something productive, do your friggin homework, write some essays you will no doubt need next year in college, get another job or even just go make some friends. Go read a book, i know you havent done that in a long ass time, better yet go surfing u fag, even if you have to go yourself just go. *****ing does nothing, no one can help you but yourself, so grow your little balls back so you can GRIN AND BARE it like a MAN would.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
jester dear do you have multiple personalities ???
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It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.