Ok, its a new school year. Time to get those shoelaces tight, your lunchbox full of goodies, your apple is shiny and red to give to the teacher, and its time to make sure you got everything in your backpack.
Ok, I'll stop.
HS is never really intimidating. For newcoming freshmen, a lot of people look at it as a scary new experience. From Grades K-8, teachers scared the sh1t out of us saying that HS is going to be so hard.
Its not.
First off, you have to get mentally prepared. First impressions mean just about everything and basically determines if a girl will bang you or not. This is where you need to get ready. Yes, girls are just as nervous as you are.
Looking Good: A Top Priority
Never used deodorant? Use it. Even if you think your armpits don't smell, they do. Use it. Sometimes you think that you don't need to shower. Oh yes you do. Of course use masculine products. Don't use your sister's Garnier Fructis for your hair. Save up and get some Paul Mitchell. A bit pricier but its within a good price range.
Fix your hair in the morning. Take some gel and style it. Yes, Paul Mitchell has some styling gel. My personal favorite is the messy-spiky look. Its overdone but its still a classic. Of course have it how you want but don't do that stupid skater sh1t. I would almost would rather go to the wigger side than the skater side.
Get some good clothes. Yes, Final Fantasy can wait. So can Mario. So can the latest LOTR DVD. Save up some money and get good clothes. Good clothes aren't intensely expensive; $30 is a good price for starters. You don't have to be Super Pimp GQ because everyone knows that its your parents' money, even if you did spend your own money. Your parents should certainly help out. Yes, they will try to steer you into the Kmarts and Walmarts but ask them to go to places like Dillards instead. Of course you will get 3-4 shirts instead of 10 but thats where your own dough comes in.
Cologne is iffy. Its a waste of money unless you got a nice wardrobe. One that the ladies like and not going to break your piggybank is Old Spice's Whitewater. You could go to the $100+ CK colognes but you are in HS. Again, nobody is going to expect you to be Super Pimp GQ. A nice medium is best.
All in all a good way to get prepared.
Ok, I'll stop.
HS is never really intimidating. For newcoming freshmen, a lot of people look at it as a scary new experience. From Grades K-8, teachers scared the sh1t out of us saying that HS is going to be so hard.
Its not.
First off, you have to get mentally prepared. First impressions mean just about everything and basically determines if a girl will bang you or not. This is where you need to get ready. Yes, girls are just as nervous as you are.
Looking Good: A Top Priority
Never used deodorant? Use it. Even if you think your armpits don't smell, they do. Use it. Sometimes you think that you don't need to shower. Oh yes you do. Of course use masculine products. Don't use your sister's Garnier Fructis for your hair. Save up and get some Paul Mitchell. A bit pricier but its within a good price range.
Fix your hair in the morning. Take some gel and style it. Yes, Paul Mitchell has some styling gel. My personal favorite is the messy-spiky look. Its overdone but its still a classic. Of course have it how you want but don't do that stupid skater sh1t. I would almost would rather go to the wigger side than the skater side.
Get some good clothes. Yes, Final Fantasy can wait. So can Mario. So can the latest LOTR DVD. Save up some money and get good clothes. Good clothes aren't intensely expensive; $30 is a good price for starters. You don't have to be Super Pimp GQ because everyone knows that its your parents' money, even if you did spend your own money. Your parents should certainly help out. Yes, they will try to steer you into the Kmarts and Walmarts but ask them to go to places like Dillards instead. Of course you will get 3-4 shirts instead of 10 but thats where your own dough comes in.
Cologne is iffy. Its a waste of money unless you got a nice wardrobe. One that the ladies like and not going to break your piggybank is Old Spice's Whitewater. You could go to the $100+ CK colognes but you are in HS. Again, nobody is going to expect you to be Super Pimp GQ. A nice medium is best.
All in all a good way to get prepared.
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