The Person BELOW You Thread

Deep Dish

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Say something insightful about the person who will post below you.

The person below me once had a pet llama named "Steve".
 

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The person below me once had a dog named "Joo Joo."

By the way, this thread makes absolutely no sense.
 

Bonez

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The person above me has no common sense.

The person below me used permanent marker on peoples faces at parties over the weekend.
 

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The person below me has 3 testicles, lives with his parents, and spends his spare time in chatrooms pretending to be a 13 year old girl.
 

seanchai

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The person below me will end up in prison for attempting to coax my 9-year-old daughter into his car with a rubber hamburger and soft cooing.
 

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I have masterbated to the persons picture below me.
 

donjuanjovi

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The person below me has the honour of being mentioned in one of my posts......... And is also gay.
 

WesCottII

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Whatever the person says below me IS A LIE
 

lildevil

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The person above me is my psycho ex- whos a transexual...nd wants to get laid

WHile the person below me is a a girl that is scared of small spaces..but doesnt mind going to clubs...what a freak
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Bonez

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The person below me sticks his(or her) finger in his(or her) bum when he(or she) gets scared

edited for penkitten
 

Create Reality

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the person below me likes to smell people's fingers :crackup:
 

TyTe`EyEs

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The person below me was casually taking his daily liquor poop when he found a used condom in his buttocks.
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

mikeyb

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The person below me has wet dreams about racoons.
 

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the person below me gets off on videos of the 9/11 attacks.
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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