Lol wow im only 18 but I have a lot of legit CRAZY party stories. People in my hs really know how to party here (especially since everyone is like rich and has huge parties at their houses since their parents dont care or arent home).
Anyways, heres a fvckin crazy one which my friends and I will prolly NEVER forget:
Last summer, I went to this one chick's house for a huge party she was having to celebrate her 17th birthday. So we get there at around 8ish, and already theres like 40 fvckin people there! Keep in mind, this chick had a younger sister who was a freshman, so there was a bunch of froshies there too lol. Anyways, there wound up being like a SH*TLOAD of booze everywhere; empty 30 packs all of the place, empty handles everywhere, bottom line is that everyone at this party was totally sh*tfaced wasted.
At around 11, theres now well over 100 people in this chicks house, and most of us are packed into her basement, with people just hookin up everywhere, having sex in the bedrooms, smoking blunts, everything. The only fresh air in the basement came from a tiny window in the corner.
So im in the basement completely wasted while smoking a blunt with about ten other kids until out of nowhere, a bunch of people run downstairs and start shouting "COPS ARE HERE COPS ARE HERE".
Now when I say things turned crazy, that would be putting it lightly. The entire party turned into a massive, completely utter CHAOS. Kids were running around everywhere trying to escape and run up the stairs. I totally freaked out, and my first instinct was to run over to the fvckin window in the corner! After shoving through a crowd of people, I grab two freshman trying to get out through the window and completely throw them down to the floor.
By some miracle, I manage to get my drunken and stoned ass through the window, and then another freshman tries to get out, but I used my foot and kicked him in the face so that my two best friends could come out after me. So now, were on the side of the house, and theres like three cop cars parked out in front. My friends and I RUN FOR OUR LIVES, and bolt to the backyard, along with the legit like CROWD of people that were escaping and running away with us.
Everyone was shouting, people were falling (cuz were all hammered), throwing beer cans everywhere, tripping, all that. I myself could barely fvckin run cuz I was so drunk, but you would be surprised what adrenaline can do for you when you need to escape a situation.
So my friends and I all manage to hop the fence, in which my one friend winds up ripping a massive hole in his shorts (which by the way made me laugh my ass off cuz I was so high). Were now running through the woods, and I can hear more cop cars coming, so I decide to split off to the right with my friends.
We're running through a person's back yard now, and out of NOWHERE, the ground falls out from beneath me and I fall right into a fvcking POOL!!! Right behind me comes my one friend, who falls in too, and my last friend somehow managed to avoid the pool. He helped us get out and in my opinion, possibly saved our lives cuz there was no way we couldve gotten out by ourselves being as drunk as we were.
So now im soaking wet, my phone is shot, and its around 12ish. And on top of that, my two friends start throwing up all over the place cuz they drank too much. By some miracle, we make it to a street and see some random kid from my school, who lets us use his phone so that we can call my friends brother to pick us up.
After legit spending 15 minutes on the phone just to tell him where we were, we make it to a nearby road that my friend's bro knows of. About ten minutes later he picks us up, and we go home to my friends house and just pass out.
The next morning I will never forget it felt like my head was splitting in two.
