CornbreadFed
Master Don Juan
Disclaimer, I made this topic in a hurry from my phone, so it might be sloppy. Nonetheless, I am in route to camping in the arctic circle of Scandinavia and made a few pit stops to some major cities. First, I want to retract my previous statements about Nordic women because they are clearly hot as hell and I was wrong. I thought I would see a lot of blue haired feminist trolls, but I haven’t seen very many at all. Based off my observations and self interactions alone, here’s my thoughts.
1). No fvcking dogs- Seriously, it seems like American women are obsessed with dogs to the point it’s common to see 1 girl walking three large dogs. I only see older women or couples here with dogs. Could this be a symptom or cause? Hmmmm, what do yall think?
2). Lack of name material brand obsession- If I were to go to any non warm major American city right now, I would see Golden Goose & Patagonia jackets everywhere. Despite Americans crying about grocery prices and inflation, they seem to be able to afford golden goose while unemployed or working at McDonalds, but that’s a different topic lol. However, I do not see much of that going around. Women here seem less materialistic than American women by far.
3). Outdoorsy/Exercise motivated- women here are jogging around at night in near freezing temperatures like it is nothing. I’ve seen more women exercising outside the past few nights than I have in places like Texas and Florida. In the US, women workout in pop up gyms like Planet Fitness instead of embracing nature.
4). More Independent- Women here are more comfortable by themselves or at most with another friend. In the US, it seems like the women roam around in flocks and are rarely by themselves outside their homes. People tend to act differently when they are by themselves, in groups of 2, and etc.
5). More approachable- American women just don’t look approachable out in public due to having a resting bvtch face or being guarded by friends and 3 dogs. Now, these women tend to be friendly once you have the guts to approach, but it’s the first impressions that count. Here, the women are just more opened to being approached and more receptive. I went to some bar, and there was confusion between me and this hot blonde about our place in line, so I just let her go in front of me because it was no big deal. She thanked me and offered to buy me a drink and started asking where I was from and etc. Could this happen in the states…Sure, but it is less likely lol.
6). The Men aren’t slobs- Oh I’m about to ruffle some feathers now, but I am a clear believer that women react to the men around them. Most American men dress like bums and think they are God’s gift to earth. Funny how American women act the same way hmmmmm. The men here are all well groomed, properly dressed, and extremely polite to strangers. Funny how the women here act the same way hmmmm…
1). No fvcking dogs- Seriously, it seems like American women are obsessed with dogs to the point it’s common to see 1 girl walking three large dogs. I only see older women or couples here with dogs. Could this be a symptom or cause? Hmmmm, what do yall think?
2). Lack of name material brand obsession- If I were to go to any non warm major American city right now, I would see Golden Goose & Patagonia jackets everywhere. Despite Americans crying about grocery prices and inflation, they seem to be able to afford golden goose while unemployed or working at McDonalds, but that’s a different topic lol. However, I do not see much of that going around. Women here seem less materialistic than American women by far.
3). Outdoorsy/Exercise motivated- women here are jogging around at night in near freezing temperatures like it is nothing. I’ve seen more women exercising outside the past few nights than I have in places like Texas and Florida. In the US, women workout in pop up gyms like Planet Fitness instead of embracing nature.
4). More Independent- Women here are more comfortable by themselves or at most with another friend. In the US, it seems like the women roam around in flocks and are rarely by themselves outside their homes. People tend to act differently when they are by themselves, in groups of 2, and etc.
5). More approachable- American women just don’t look approachable out in public due to having a resting bvtch face or being guarded by friends and 3 dogs. Now, these women tend to be friendly once you have the guts to approach, but it’s the first impressions that count. Here, the women are just more opened to being approached and more receptive. I went to some bar, and there was confusion between me and this hot blonde about our place in line, so I just let her go in front of me because it was no big deal. She thanked me and offered to buy me a drink and started asking where I was from and etc. Could this happen in the states…Sure, but it is less likely lol.
6). The Men aren’t slobs- Oh I’m about to ruffle some feathers now, but I am a clear believer that women react to the men around them. Most American men dress like bums and think they are God’s gift to earth. Funny how American women act the same way hmmmmm. The men here are all well groomed, properly dressed, and extremely polite to strangers. Funny how the women here act the same way hmmmm…