Mr. Non-Juan
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The NON-JUAN Post: Teaching Men to Be Good With Women... by Showing How to LOSE Them!
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Greetings, readers! My name is Mr. Non-Juan! Thank you for reading this post! It's been a while, but I'm SO glad this site is back up!
Check out my websites:
www.nonjuan.blogspot.com - Read the First THREE Chapters of my book, "From PIMP to WIMP: The Non-Juan's Guide... To Losing the Girl of Your Dreams," order the book; learn all about Mr. Non-Juan and MORE!
www.myspace.com/nonjuan - Post comments about Mr. Non-Juan, and learn about upcoming promotions!
Also...
The Newly Revised Edition of My Book, "FROM PIMP TO WIMP: THE NON-JUAN's GUIDE... TO LOSING THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS," is now on eBay!! Simply go to www.ebay.com and type "NON-JUAN" into the search engine!!
And HEY! - IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU'D LIKED ANSWERED IN THIS NEWSLETTER, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME at: NonJuan@hotmail.com!! All letters will be answered on NON-JUAN MAILBAG THURSDAYS!!
And now, onto this week's topic...
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ASKING WOMEN FOR ADVICE ON DATING
Guys have been acting like Non-Juan's for years.
I can hear some of my women readers thinking to themselves: "Duh! Don't I know it!" But guys, it's true.
Before I started giving guys advice on how to mess up their chances with women, there was another source they could always look to for bad relationship advice. And what was this magical source that spat out such gems as "always pay for the woman" or "be a gentleman at all times?"
This magical gem was, and still is called, "WOMEN!"
Women have been giving relationship advice to guys for YEARS. Almost every magazine, talk show, or relationship counselor out there involves a woman trying to give dating advice to guys!
These media outlets give guys advice on how to dress, act, talk to, treat, and date the opposite sex. All of their tips are given in the guise of trying to help men improve their chances with the woman of their dreams.
The media isn't the only place you'll find women giving relationship advice. Mothers, grandmothers, sisters, aunts, that old lady down the street who's been single since SHE was 20 - all of them have probably given you dating advice at one point in your life.
So what is a Non-Juan to do? When he hears these women giving him dating advice that sounds competent, what does a Non-Juan do with it?
Simple, my friend: ALWAYS FOLLOW A WOMAN'S DATING ADVICE. It's the best thing you could ever do if you want to NOT get with the woman of your dreams!
"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE MR. NON-JUAN! I'm a woman reader of your posts, and I find that to be very sexist! How DARE you say that a woman's advice should be followed... um, I mean, how DARE you say women give bad dating advice! How can that be true?!?"
Here's the situation in a nutshell: there's a disconnect between what SHOLUD work to attract a woman, and what actually DOES work. From an early age, women are taught to give politically correct answers when asked "so, what do you find attractive in a man?"
However, most of the answers women give to this question are not what actually attracts them to a man. For example, a woman may SAY "I like a man who listens to me." However, a woman may actually BE interested in a guy who pays very little attention to her.
Because women are taught to give p.c. answers, they inadvertently give p.c. advice when a guy asks them about another girl. It's not that women try to give bad relationship advice on purpose - it's just that's all they've been taught to say! It's hard for a woman to accurately verbalize what she finds attractive in a particular man, let alone what another woman would find attractive were you to do it!
Here's a small snippet of advice women have given to guys over the years, and why a Non-Juan should follow it!
(1) "A gentleman always pays for a woman when on a date."
Great advice to follow! Now this girl, whom you've never been out with before and hardly even know, will see that you're trying to buy her affection! You'll be psychologically "investing" yourself into the relationship while she becomes the "taker" who still might not have feelings for you by the end of the date! Then you'll be out of money AND a girl!
(2) "You should buy her flowers for the date!"
Again, great advice! You don't even know if you like this girl yet, and already you're bringing out the overly-romantic gestures! It's sure to get her mind wondering (a) why you're being so romantic towards her when you haven't even hit the restaurant yet, and (b) if this act of desperation on your part indicates that no other girls wanted to date you! And believe me - she won't want to date you either!
(3) "Tell her how you feel - then she'll really fall for you!"
Aww, isn't that special? She thinks if you give the girl a long speech about how you long for her to be yours, she'll come falling into your arms and you'll live happily ever after! Lucky for you, life isn't like the movies! Follow this advice, and she'll become so uncomfortable around you, she may become "too busy" to ever go out in public with you again!
(4) "Tell her you're sorry - even if it's her fault, you should apologize."
Yes, yes, try to keep the peace in the "non-relationship" by always being the one who apologizes. Once she knows you'll always cower in a fight or won't stand up for yourself, she'll be more than happy to use you as her personal punching bag!
(5) "Be the first one to say 'I Love You.'"
Ah, the ultimate relationship killer! As a guy, you already know how you feel about the girl - don't let her mind ponder if you really love her or not. Don't make sure her interest in you is actually strong by waiting for her to say it first - remember, YOU ARE A NON-JUAN! A Non-Juan never waits for a girl to say "I love you" first. The faster you can get those words out your lips, the faster you can make her end any thoughts of continuing a relationship with you!
As you can see, following dating advice given by women is a GREAT way to keep your status as a Non-Juan intact. They're not quite as good as me, but they come pretty darn close!
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Thus concludes this edition of "The NON-JUAN Post!" If you found this stuff to be insightful, why not BUY Mr. Non-Juan's BOOK?
"From PIMP to WIMP: The Non-Juan's Guide... to Losing the Girl of Your Dreams" is a 135-page guide that teaches you EVERYTHING on how to get girls to NOT want to go out with you!!
The book gives advice on what to say on dates (so the girl will feel uncomfortable), how to dress (so a girl will flee when she first sees you), how to avoid getting close to a girl (so that she becomes inadequate about her ability to care for you and leaves YOU first), and much more!
To Read the FIRST THREE CHAPTERS of the BOOK, click here: www.nonjuan.blogspot.com
To Order the Book, go to my website, or www.ebay.com and type "NON-JUAN" into the search engine!
If you have any questions you would like to have answered, feel free to write me at nonjuan@hotmail.com. Your question will be answered on Non-Juan Mailbag Thursdays!!
That's all for now, guys!! See ya next week!
-Mr. Non-Juan
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Greetings, readers! My name is Mr. Non-Juan! Thank you for reading this post! It's been a while, but I'm SO glad this site is back up!
Check out my websites:
www.nonjuan.blogspot.com - Read the First THREE Chapters of my book, "From PIMP to WIMP: The Non-Juan's Guide... To Losing the Girl of Your Dreams," order the book; learn all about Mr. Non-Juan and MORE!
www.myspace.com/nonjuan - Post comments about Mr. Non-Juan, and learn about upcoming promotions!
Also...
The Newly Revised Edition of My Book, "FROM PIMP TO WIMP: THE NON-JUAN's GUIDE... TO LOSING THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS," is now on eBay!! Simply go to www.ebay.com and type "NON-JUAN" into the search engine!!
And HEY! - IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU'D LIKED ANSWERED IN THIS NEWSLETTER, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME at: NonJuan@hotmail.com!! All letters will be answered on NON-JUAN MAILBAG THURSDAYS!!
And now, onto this week's topic...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
ASKING WOMEN FOR ADVICE ON DATING
Guys have been acting like Non-Juan's for years.
I can hear some of my women readers thinking to themselves: "Duh! Don't I know it!" But guys, it's true.
Before I started giving guys advice on how to mess up their chances with women, there was another source they could always look to for bad relationship advice. And what was this magical source that spat out such gems as "always pay for the woman" or "be a gentleman at all times?"
This magical gem was, and still is called, "WOMEN!"
Women have been giving relationship advice to guys for YEARS. Almost every magazine, talk show, or relationship counselor out there involves a woman trying to give dating advice to guys!
These media outlets give guys advice on how to dress, act, talk to, treat, and date the opposite sex. All of their tips are given in the guise of trying to help men improve their chances with the woman of their dreams.
The media isn't the only place you'll find women giving relationship advice. Mothers, grandmothers, sisters, aunts, that old lady down the street who's been single since SHE was 20 - all of them have probably given you dating advice at one point in your life.
So what is a Non-Juan to do? When he hears these women giving him dating advice that sounds competent, what does a Non-Juan do with it?
Simple, my friend: ALWAYS FOLLOW A WOMAN'S DATING ADVICE. It's the best thing you could ever do if you want to NOT get with the woman of your dreams!
"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE MR. NON-JUAN! I'm a woman reader of your posts, and I find that to be very sexist! How DARE you say that a woman's advice should be followed... um, I mean, how DARE you say women give bad dating advice! How can that be true?!?"
Here's the situation in a nutshell: there's a disconnect between what SHOLUD work to attract a woman, and what actually DOES work. From an early age, women are taught to give politically correct answers when asked "so, what do you find attractive in a man?"
However, most of the answers women give to this question are not what actually attracts them to a man. For example, a woman may SAY "I like a man who listens to me." However, a woman may actually BE interested in a guy who pays very little attention to her.
Because women are taught to give p.c. answers, they inadvertently give p.c. advice when a guy asks them about another girl. It's not that women try to give bad relationship advice on purpose - it's just that's all they've been taught to say! It's hard for a woman to accurately verbalize what she finds attractive in a particular man, let alone what another woman would find attractive were you to do it!
Here's a small snippet of advice women have given to guys over the years, and why a Non-Juan should follow it!
(1) "A gentleman always pays for a woman when on a date."
Great advice to follow! Now this girl, whom you've never been out with before and hardly even know, will see that you're trying to buy her affection! You'll be psychologically "investing" yourself into the relationship while she becomes the "taker" who still might not have feelings for you by the end of the date! Then you'll be out of money AND a girl!
(2) "You should buy her flowers for the date!"
Again, great advice! You don't even know if you like this girl yet, and already you're bringing out the overly-romantic gestures! It's sure to get her mind wondering (a) why you're being so romantic towards her when you haven't even hit the restaurant yet, and (b) if this act of desperation on your part indicates that no other girls wanted to date you! And believe me - she won't want to date you either!
(3) "Tell her how you feel - then she'll really fall for you!"
Aww, isn't that special? She thinks if you give the girl a long speech about how you long for her to be yours, she'll come falling into your arms and you'll live happily ever after! Lucky for you, life isn't like the movies! Follow this advice, and she'll become so uncomfortable around you, she may become "too busy" to ever go out in public with you again!
(4) "Tell her you're sorry - even if it's her fault, you should apologize."
Yes, yes, try to keep the peace in the "non-relationship" by always being the one who apologizes. Once she knows you'll always cower in a fight or won't stand up for yourself, she'll be more than happy to use you as her personal punching bag!
(5) "Be the first one to say 'I Love You.'"
Ah, the ultimate relationship killer! As a guy, you already know how you feel about the girl - don't let her mind ponder if you really love her or not. Don't make sure her interest in you is actually strong by waiting for her to say it first - remember, YOU ARE A NON-JUAN! A Non-Juan never waits for a girl to say "I love you" first. The faster you can get those words out your lips, the faster you can make her end any thoughts of continuing a relationship with you!
As you can see, following dating advice given by women is a GREAT way to keep your status as a Non-Juan intact. They're not quite as good as me, but they come pretty darn close!
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Thus concludes this edition of "The NON-JUAN Post!" If you found this stuff to be insightful, why not BUY Mr. Non-Juan's BOOK?
"From PIMP to WIMP: The Non-Juan's Guide... to Losing the Girl of Your Dreams" is a 135-page guide that teaches you EVERYTHING on how to get girls to NOT want to go out with you!!
The book gives advice on what to say on dates (so the girl will feel uncomfortable), how to dress (so a girl will flee when she first sees you), how to avoid getting close to a girl (so that she becomes inadequate about her ability to care for you and leaves YOU first), and much more!
To Read the FIRST THREE CHAPTERS of the BOOK, click here: www.nonjuan.blogspot.com
To Order the Book, go to my website, or www.ebay.com and type "NON-JUAN" into the search engine!
If you have any questions you would like to have answered, feel free to write me at nonjuan@hotmail.com. Your question will be answered on Non-Juan Mailbag Thursdays!!
That's all for now, guys!! See ya next week!
-Mr. Non-Juan