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The Marriage of Figaro

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I'm no big opera fan, but I like Mozart, and I was watching a bit of "Le Nozze di Figaro" on my local PBS station (with subtitiles). There's a point in the opera when Figaro points out into the audience and sings the following lyrics. For a minute I thought I was reading SoSuave. It just goes to show that none of this stuff is new, even back in 1786 men were thinking the same thing.


Incautious and stupid men,
look at these women,
look at what they are!

These whom you name goddesses,
deceived in your senses,
to whom you burn incense
feeble in your wits:

they're witches who enchant
to cause us pain,
sirens that sing to us
to land us on the rocks,

owls who allure us
to pluck out our feathers,
comets that shine on us
to burn out our eyes;

they're thorny roses,
they're charming vixens,
they're smiling bears,

cruel doves,
masters of intrigue,
friends of trouble,
who feign, lie,

they feel no love,
they feel no pity,
I won't say the rest,
You men know it already!
 
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I was going to add. In the bible there were over a dozen wives who betrayed their husbands horribly, leading to their demise and death. In the old testament is described a "wh0re" ish woman who will certainly lead a young strong man to his death.

It's funny that I wasn't even seeing it as a kid.

Well we still all have the choices we make as men.
 

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Well Mozart is right.Men are stupid and they are so use-fool.Sex is one of bigest desire of the man and it makes them vunerable, a crack in the armor.

Imagine sex wouldnt be plesant, it would give you only kids.Who would care about women and kiss their ass ?
 

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MidnightCity said:
good stuff. very poetic.
I like the line "they're smiling bears".

By the way, Mozart just wrote the music, the words were written by Lorenzo Da Ponte.

And Daddy's right about the Bible, it's just chockfull of warnings about women. There have been several threads about this over the years. Nothing new under the sun.
 

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What happened now in the very first story of Adam and Eve?
 
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http://www.bible-topten.com/bad_women.htm

And somehow they make Batsheba "good", when she cheated on her husband basically getting him killed.

Theres also talk of wh0rish seductresses which will yield a strong young man to his slaughter.

And it is better to live on the rooftop than in the house with a "brawling" woman. http://biblehub.com/proverbs/21-9.htm

This type of woman would be one who puts you down all the time and is always finding something negative and quarrelsome to say.

There are dozens of women like this in the bible, actually it feels more than the number of women who were an actual asset to their husband.
 

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guru1000 said:
What happened now in the very first story of Adam and Eve?
To quote samspade, "Women are evil, men are stupid".

samspade said:
hard headed woman
Hard Headed Woman is one of my favorite rock and roll songs, my sister had the 45 single when I was a kid, I used to love listening to it. It has a great guitar break, too - Chuck Berry-ish, but different. I like this verse:

Samson told Delilah
loud and clear
Keep your cotton pickin' fingers out my curly hair,
Oh yeah, ever since the world began
A hard headed woman been the thorn in the side of man

But when I was a kid, I used to think it said:
"A hard headed woman and she sure ain't Spider-Man"

A ha hoo
 

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Johan Strauss II and Tchaikovsky piss all over Mozart.

Different era I know, but just saying.
 

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Fruitbat said:
Johan Strauss II and Tchaikovsky piss all over Mozart.
No.
 
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