backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I got a friend.. to save him more shame than he has gone through already let's call him aaron. this dude done been single since ****ing fertile crescent times. So I'm chilling one night bought a month ago and dude texts me out the blue he's engaged! I'm like what bro to who lol.rhey literally just met that day. He said he just knew and so did she.
So inquiring minds want to met this woman. So we invite them over for dinner and drinks. She's cute enough but more importantly they look genuinely happy. I thought well who am I to tel you what makes you happy you know? Fdr met ladybird and proposed the first date. sometimes you just know I suppose
So we get to drinking. No kids around they gone for the month (**** yes lol though I miss my rug rats) . So my wife who is known to blow a tree or four from time to time breaks out some loud I could smell from outside lol. wasn't what I had planned but **** it lol.
So we all start smoking and I'm noticing Becky done got quiet. Everyone trips differently you know oh well.now she talking to herself. Oh **** now she answering herself.
So Aaron goes to pee and she snaps. ****has hit the fan. "So you just go **** her right in front of me huh" oh **** lol here we go. My wife is like who is he ****ing? She was like "you know you see that ware-wolf ***** all through the bathroom door and suck his ****". That was the exact moment I dropped my glass and fell on the floor in tears.
Now I have downed an entire bottle of 1800 lol I've smoked about 3 blunts and by now I've given up any pretense of not laughing my ass off. I'm ****ing rolling lol. Now I'm getting them on lol I'm like what did he do becky..? That mother-****er lol. I know you ain't to let that **** slide becky you go let him embarrassed you like that? How you go let him **** a ware-wolf in front of you lol. Poor Aaron has no ****ing. Our what to do and I'm too throwed to give a **** at this point. This went on for about 1 hour and after I got tied of laughing I went in my bathroom, got an Ambien and gave it to her and she was out like a light post.
Now if your girl accused you of ****ing invisible ware-wolf s ts about time to go lol. he didn't. he did the opposite. He bought a ring and moved her in. He told me that my dog tripped her out. I do have an Alaskan husky and he does kinda look ware woofy lol okay maybe a bad trip chalk it up.
So 2 weeks later he calls me sobbing. Apparently Aaron failed the invisible ware-wolf paternity test and Aaron is in fact the father of the invisible ware-wolf woman's invisible baby.i bull **** you not.these are the words that came out of her mouth. So she grabs her **** and calls a ride and leaves.
Aaron doesn't know what to do but he really is crazy about this crazy girl so I try give legit advice. I used to do drugs. If it's a drug tip she will come down realize she was high and come back home.
After a week lol he is calling everywhere. She picks up he phone at her mom's house! She's okay. She I'll b back tomorrow.
Doesn't show. Now he's worried. He goes over there she isnt there. The mom reluctant to tells him where she's at. She doesn't want to break his heart but knowsmhe needs to move in because her daughter isn't about ****.
He goes to where she is she's there half naked with another dude her ex bf. Dude was legit hurt and I kinds felt bad.
All that **** was just an excuse to leave for old ****. And what do you do when your man treats you like a queen and gives you no reason to leave? You make up an invisible ware-wolf woman apparently
One day she is going to regret how childishly she acted and one day he's going to thank his lucky stars he didnt marry her but for no he can't stop crying. Poor guy. I mean he really really thought he found his life partner
So inquiring minds want to met this woman. So we invite them over for dinner and drinks. She's cute enough but more importantly they look genuinely happy. I thought well who am I to tel you what makes you happy you know? Fdr met ladybird and proposed the first date. sometimes you just know I suppose
So we get to drinking. No kids around they gone for the month (**** yes lol though I miss my rug rats) . So my wife who is known to blow a tree or four from time to time breaks out some loud I could smell from outside lol. wasn't what I had planned but **** it lol.
So we all start smoking and I'm noticing Becky done got quiet. Everyone trips differently you know oh well.now she talking to herself. Oh **** now she answering herself.
So Aaron goes to pee and she snaps. ****has hit the fan. "So you just go **** her right in front of me huh" oh **** lol here we go. My wife is like who is he ****ing? She was like "you know you see that ware-wolf ***** all through the bathroom door and suck his ****". That was the exact moment I dropped my glass and fell on the floor in tears.
Now I have downed an entire bottle of 1800 lol I've smoked about 3 blunts and by now I've given up any pretense of not laughing my ass off. I'm ****ing rolling lol. Now I'm getting them on lol I'm like what did he do becky..? That mother-****er lol. I know you ain't to let that **** slide becky you go let him embarrassed you like that? How you go let him **** a ware-wolf in front of you lol. Poor Aaron has no ****ing. Our what to do and I'm too throwed to give a **** at this point. This went on for about 1 hour and after I got tied of laughing I went in my bathroom, got an Ambien and gave it to her and she was out like a light post.
Now if your girl accused you of ****ing invisible ware-wolf s ts about time to go lol. he didn't. he did the opposite. He bought a ring and moved her in. He told me that my dog tripped her out. I do have an Alaskan husky and he does kinda look ware woofy lol okay maybe a bad trip chalk it up.
So 2 weeks later he calls me sobbing. Apparently Aaron failed the invisible ware-wolf paternity test and Aaron is in fact the father of the invisible ware-wolf woman's invisible baby.i bull **** you not.these are the words that came out of her mouth. So she grabs her **** and calls a ride and leaves.
Aaron doesn't know what to do but he really is crazy about this crazy girl so I try give legit advice. I used to do drugs. If it's a drug tip she will come down realize she was high and come back home.
After a week lol he is calling everywhere. She picks up he phone at her mom's house! She's okay. She I'll b back tomorrow.
Doesn't show. Now he's worried. He goes over there she isnt there. The mom reluctant to tells him where she's at. She doesn't want to break his heart but knowsmhe needs to move in because her daughter isn't about ****.
He goes to where she is she's there half naked with another dude her ex bf. Dude was legit hurt and I kinds felt bad.
All that **** was just an excuse to leave for old ****. And what do you do when your man treats you like a queen and gives you no reason to leave? You make up an invisible ware-wolf woman apparently
One day she is going to regret how childishly she acted and one day he's going to thank his lucky stars he didnt marry her but for no he can't stop crying. Poor guy. I mean he really really thought he found his life partner
