The "I'm not gay, dammit!" FR

[Devestator]

Okay, after my previous questionable post, I'll give you all a FR... involving girls this time.

I took the hint that obtaining esteem from a gay guy thinking I'm hot was pretty pathetic. I mean, I named myself after the strongest Decepticon ever. Megatron blasted him with a friggin fusion cannon and he just laughed "you try to hurt Devestator!?" A model for invinciblity we should all emulate, particularly around women...

Anyway, it started Friday night. I went to a bar and talked to these two girls. Immediate closed body posture. They didn't want to be picked up, but I soldiered on until the inevitable crash. Two of my friends approached, so the girls took that as a cue to escape. They left their beer so all was good.

So we all went to a club. I got drunk and was just grinding any girl within my vicinity. Basically Real Man's MO. Just grab. The girls mostly liked it! Really makes you think about analyzing things. You can't drive a car or walk straight when you're that drunk, but you can get women to respond to you?

I got fat and thin women, didn't matter. I think willie prefered the fat ones. They were more, ahem, enthusastic, and I could push and they could push back. The 100 pounders would just fly through the wall! Time to rethink the thin ideal for women. It is fun picking them up, spinning them and kissing them though.

I also watched the group leader cause I'm training myself to be an alpha male. One simple thing he does is buy rounds for everyone after gaining their respect. People rarely turn down free beer, even if it solidifys their inferior status.

 

[dcfball]

ummm...ok?

 

[AFK Protector]

WHAT THE PHUCK!?!?!?!

yea man, that booze really messes you up. post when you're sober next time. kthxbye.

 

[Devestator]

Yeah, got pretty wasted!! I had a lot of fun though. What don't you understand? Seems like a straightforward post to me.

 

[dcfball]

hae guys my name is devestator, i went to a club and danced with some girls while i was trashed. im such a don juan check out my typs wathc trhe group leader mkkk?

 

[rrrrr]

Hi Devastator,

It's pretty straightforward, but I really don't see a point to it and when you're sober you will like thin women again because I would rather have a thin women and risk bouncing her against the wall than an overweight woman that weighs 200 lbs when she lays on you.

 

[AFK Protector]

lol

"Drugs are bad...mmmkay?"

 

[Devestator]

dcfball,

Your **** got as much action in your last "fr" as mine. She's on your lap, up on your ****, the girls were grinding on my ****. Wtf was the difference? Feels the same.

And somewhere else you make up some **** involving a "celebrity".

And I never claimed to be a DJ, whatever that means in your little world.

rrrrr,

Pointless yes. Guess you had to be there. I'm new at writing these things. It'll be better next time.

 

[--R/J--]

Personally, I believe field reports themselves are stupid.

 

[dcfball]

i havent ever posted a single fr in my life...?

and i did not make up the thing about the chick from my big fat obnoxious wedding

for the record saturday i was at a party and met(for the 2nd time) this fly ass asian girl, had her grinding my **** for two hours on the couch and dancefloor, did i write a ****ing fr about it?

die newb

 

[rrrrr]

Oh okay, it's a FR (field report) I'm new here too. Well I think beer is great for losening a guy up, and having a good time is important. Nothing wrong with beer goggles.

 

[Devestator]

dcf,

Oh no! I've been threatened by an Internet Tough Guy! You weak pile of refuse.

Like I said, your shlong got the same action as mine, so stfu. And die!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Relax guys, Devastator, I told you I took you off my 'homo' list. Just don't bring up another homo thread. Most of us are new here, so don't fret about fitting in...take things in stride and have fun with this site!

 

[DJ Bishop]

:sighs:

I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this.

 

[Julian]

Yo man everyone knows STARSCREAM OWNS EVERYONE.

 

[So pimp its scary]

It's not all haters here...

1 - If I would have been one of your buddies seeing you grind against any girl that you can get your hands on, I would oh so kindly give you a firm open palm b!tchslap to the cheek. You know what get said about you when you do? "Oh theres that guy making rounds with the girls trying to get laid, how sad.... Better stay away from his friends too, they're probly just as bad."

2 - Getting called hot from a gay guy is flattering and all, so long as he doesn't try hitting on you further. Don't read too much into it untill you start getting girls telling you that you are hot tho. I would say that it's about the same level of flattery as being told your hot from some fugly fat chick.

3 - When you are hitting on a girl with closed posture, hit the road; persistance in that case will only lessen their interest (which would be minimal to start with the closed posture like you describe)

4 - Why would them leaving their beer be good? So you can take their drinks? If I need to explain further you got a fair ammount to learn.

You can't drive a car or walk straight when you're that drunk, but you can get women to respond to you?

5 - When you're THAT drunk, you can't drive, walk straight, or be to 'suave' with the ladies... you aren't even able to read the BL as well (if at all)

6 - Maybe you like fat women, I personnally don't, if anyone is so careless about their body that they let themselves become obese, they can't possibly have much love for themselves... and I wouldn't want any part in that. But there are 2 types; the embarrased fatties, and the overcompensating fatties (The ones that wear bright colors and try to stick out because noone would care to notice them otherwise) and both really aren't very attractive personalities.

7 - Why are you 'pushing' the women like that where they would fall over? Maybe I just misunderstood.

I would also make a small note about status, there are many different theories as to what denotes status; for example, a sociological viewpoint says that whoever initiates the conversation is in the lower status then the listener, the reason being is that you are demonstrating their importance by taking the time to converse.

Anyway... so long as you had fun... peace.

 

[Devestator]

Yeah, I got a lot to learn. But I'm willing to put myself out there and learn. And if I crash and burn, I get a lesson. And if I get a free beer with the lesson, even better!

I thought about using a direct approach. The liquid courage let me do it.

I guess you had to be there, but I didn't seem that desperate and my friends didn't mind. Some girls in my group seem more interested in me now. It wasn't desperation but just not caring about the outcome.

Yeah, I had fun!

Julian, how many times did Starscream get ***** slapped by Megatron?

 

[So pimp its scary]

Now, you confuse what is meant by the direct approach. Being direct is like cutting to the chase, rather then beating around the bush and not saying what you want, and not being shy about any of it.

I don't care who you are, I've seen people do it all the time, just walk up to any girl, grind for 5-10 seconds, her friend pulls her away and you go grind with her friend, ad inifinitum. These guys get rejected constantly, and then get the bad rep. Unfortunately, your friends fall burden to this as well, mostly becuase the woman want to avoid your friend... You just might not realize it, because you wont' hear what the girls are saying about you. Whenever there is a dude that pulls that, I like to take advantage of the situation... I will either tell the guy to give it up (if I've seen enough to know) in front of the girl, or if he doesn't get the hint then I say to the girl 'Dance with me and I bet he'll get the hint'.

It's nice because it instantly puts you in good rapport (I mean you helped the girl out), and gives you the chance to converse after the dansing... anyway...

As for booze and macking, try to keep it like 2-3 drinks an hour, this way you wont' loose yourself too quickly and you'll know better when to stop. The fact is that after the first couple of drinks, every extra drink you have has an effect on your macking skill and chance of scoring (The girls that you'd WANT to take home with you at least.) Not to say that it can't happen, because anything can happen in a bar, but if your all drooling and stumbling your words...

 

[ManOMan]

At least this guy is making an effort to approach, if he seems like a fun guy, he will pass that vibe to everyone else, if he seems obnoxious and unwanted, he can possibly do damage to his wingmen.

But overall, do you think, if a girl likes he, it doesnt matter how much of a dork your friend acts like, as a matter of fact , its a conversation piece

seriously, if you meet a group of girls, and one of them is making an ass of herself, are you REALLY going to hold the rest of the girls against that?

 

[So pimp its scary]

That is not the kind of thing that will ruin your chances on a given night, I will admit. But, over time you do develop a reputation whether you like it or not... especially if you make yourself known in such a way.

It won't stop a girl from liking you if your friend is an ass, no, that's not what I was saying. However, you may, after a while, find out that its harder to meet women in that club.