The Flake Detector

[ChrizZ]

Hi,

Don´t you hate it when you get all excited for a date, but then suddenly your cell phone rings and the girl says:"Oh, I´m sorry. I can´t come... bla...bla...bla."

Well, here his a solution to prevent girls from flaking. I got his tip from my homie David Deangelo.

When you talk to a girl and ask her out on a date and she agrees say the following things.

"Look, I just want to ask you a quick question. I had some bad experiences with girls that flaked on me in the past and I just wanted to ask you how likely is it that you´re gonna show up? On a scale from 1 to 10?"

Now, if she says something like: "Oh, don´t worry. I´ll definately show up!",
she is not likely to flake on you and her interest level is high.

However if she says something like: "Oh, probably like an 8",
she is likely to flake on you.
If she says that then you respond: "Listen, I don´t tolerate second class behaviour from anyone, not even myself. So forget about it and call ME when you have time."

This shows a lot of confidence, not being needy, DHV, and that you are in control of the situation.

 

[Bonhomme]

Something rubs me the wrong way about mentioning straight away that women tend to flake :/. Not unlike the old saying: "An excuse that precedes an accusation is as good as a confession."

My approach is to invite my date to something I would want to do going solo anyway. Then if she doesn't show up, it's just her loss. The right mindset follows naturally.

 

[edmond]

Hi,

Don´t you hate it when you get all excited for a date, but then suddenly your cell phone rings and the girl says:"Oh, I´m sorry. I can´t come... bla...bla...bla."

Well, here his a solution to prevent girls from flaking. I got his tip from my homie David Deangelo.

When you talk to a girl and ask her out on a date and she agrees say the following things.

"Look, I just want to ask you a quick question. I had some bad experiences with girls that flaked on me in the past and I just wanted to ask you how likely is it that you´re gonna show up? On a scale from 1 to 10?"

Now, if she says something like: "Oh, don´t worry. I´ll definately show up!",
she is not likely to flake on you and her interest level is high.

However if she says something like: "Oh, probably like an 8",
she is likely to flake on you.
If she says that then you respond: "Listen, I don´t tolerate second class behaviour from anyone, not even myself. So forget about it and call ME when you have time."

This shows a lot of confidence, not being needy, DHV, and that you are in control of the situation.

David Deangelo is full of sh*t. If she flakes, so what? Just move on.

 

[ChrizZ]

David Deangelo is full of sh*t. If she flakes, so what? Just move on.

so you would waste your time and money for nothing when you actually could have been on a date with a chick that would have shown up?

 

[Kev07]

You're setting yourself up for flakes

 

[insidious]

Hey so flaking happens.
I refuse to invest that much time and energy heading off potential flakes. If she flakes the first time, you just move on and absolutely do not give her a chance to flake on you a second time.

I'm paraphrasing very rougly here, but the old saying goes:

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me

 

[edmond]

so you would waste your time and money for nothing when you actually could have been on a date with a chick that would have shown up?

Hi Chriz Z,
I do not think that it is a waste of time or money to go out with a girl that you like, but if she does not turn up, I just get on with my life.
My gym, swim and mountain bike sessions are more important than spending my time wondering why, she was not there. Her loss, not mine.
Life is too short.

 

[DJF or John]

Hey Chris, I thought you read my post?

"so you would waste your time and money for nothing when you actually could have been on a date with a chick that would have shown up?"

First off, you didn't read my post. Why are you going on dates with chicks you haven't screwed? Why are you even spending time with a chick that you haven't even played foreplay phone sex with?

FVCK DATES. Dates are for women that you ahve been fvcking and that you BOTH have things in common.

Chris for the life of me, will you just get laid dude? What's all this spending time and money shyt? What the fvck?

Dates don't get you pvssy, your sexual state, man-ness, all that shyt I said in that post gets you pvssy.

Lol, I mean I know you are going to do what you want. But it's more fun to make the entire engagement foreplay-sex based, when you get her number, get her on the phone, and eventually get her to go into phone sex with you. This is FOREPLAY, women LOVVVEE foreplay. Dude, they fvcking NEED foreplay, in most cases, they need foreplay more than the dyck itself.

You guys keep fvcking up the entire thing. You keep fvcking this entire thing up for women. Why can't you just go back and be fvcking men again? All this other bullshyt, the theories, the dates, the candy/flowers, dude fvcking stop all this shyt and fvck these chicks please!

If you don't, I will! The only problem is that I only have one dyck, I could use some help around here.