DrBeard
Banned
Yo homies it is dr beard comin at ya!
I aint been here for ages cos I been out in da field and hangin with my bros and yo keyboard jockys should do the same or you wont get laid except by yo hand!!
I was at college right and i been checking out this hot biatch for ages in the canteen. she keeps looking at me right but shes always with some bloke and I thought he was her bf but he aint making no moves so he is probly AFC so I think if he aint gonna grow some balls and fock her then i will!!
I sit there checking her out and staring at her ass when she stands up and she keeps looking at me and laughng. The AFC looser shes with keeps looking at me so she probably told him shes into me and hes jealos but he goes off somewhere so I grab my balls and approach.
I go over to her and say "have you got a rubber"! She says no so I say "its your fault if u get pregnant!" and she turns away and says "ok". Then the afc comes back and I look at him and as I walk off I call him a ponce, but he is too scared to say anything back.
So I sit down again and I'm checking her out while I'm pretending to drink a beer. We aint even allowed beer in the canteen but I don't give a fock! Anyway the bird comes over to me and says "hey goodlookin" and I say "yo" and she asks if she can sit by me and I kick a chair towards her.
She starts asking what a hansome guy like me is doing alone and if I am single. I say yeah and she looks really surprised and she says it must be her lucky day cos she wants to go out with me. I ask for her digits but she says "why dont I call u" and gets my number, then says "see you soon big boy" and walks off with the afc. He's got a big smirk on his face but I think he will not be laughing when I'm boning the bird he's with.
I got a call tonight from her and I hear lots of girls in the backgrond. She says she told them all about me but wants me all to herself. She says she will tie me up and tickle me and gimme a ******* and loads of stuff!!! I say I will be round if she gets rid of her friends but she said she cant tonight cos her dad is home but it will happen this week.
I am gonna see her tomorrow at college and I cant wait!! I am always mega angry and act like a bad boy but I am so happy now! I cant stop thinkig about her and I keep getting boners. Its mad cos I been rejected by chicks who aint that hot now i got this super hot babe who is crazy about me!
Dont give up ladz. U just gotta say fock rejection and fock fear and keep approaching. Dont care if she is with a dude or nothing just go for it!!
I aint been here for ages cos I been out in da field and hangin with my bros and yo keyboard jockys should do the same or you wont get laid except by yo hand!!
I was at college right and i been checking out this hot biatch for ages in the canteen. she keeps looking at me right but shes always with some bloke and I thought he was her bf but he aint making no moves so he is probly AFC so I think if he aint gonna grow some balls and fock her then i will!!
I sit there checking her out and staring at her ass when she stands up and she keeps looking at me and laughng. The AFC looser shes with keeps looking at me so she probably told him shes into me and hes jealos but he goes off somewhere so I grab my balls and approach.
I go over to her and say "have you got a rubber"! She says no so I say "its your fault if u get pregnant!" and she turns away and says "ok". Then the afc comes back and I look at him and as I walk off I call him a ponce, but he is too scared to say anything back.
So I sit down again and I'm checking her out while I'm pretending to drink a beer. We aint even allowed beer in the canteen but I don't give a fock! Anyway the bird comes over to me and says "hey goodlookin" and I say "yo" and she asks if she can sit by me and I kick a chair towards her.
She starts asking what a hansome guy like me is doing alone and if I am single. I say yeah and she looks really surprised and she says it must be her lucky day cos she wants to go out with me. I ask for her digits but she says "why dont I call u" and gets my number, then says "see you soon big boy" and walks off with the afc. He's got a big smirk on his face but I think he will not be laughing when I'm boning the bird he's with.
I got a call tonight from her and I hear lots of girls in the backgrond. She says she told them all about me but wants me all to herself. She says she will tie me up and tickle me and gimme a ******* and loads of stuff!!! I say I will be round if she gets rid of her friends but she said she cant tonight cos her dad is home but it will happen this week.
I am gonna see her tomorrow at college and I cant wait!! I am always mega angry and act like a bad boy but I am so happy now! I cant stop thinkig about her and I keep getting boners. Its mad cos I been rejected by chicks who aint that hot now i got this super hot babe who is crazy about me!
Dont give up ladz. U just gotta say fock rejection and fock fear and keep approaching. Dont care if she is with a dude or nothing just go for it!!
