The Best Lines For Different Situations

[Ouzo]

Often we hear people say 'what was the pickup line you used' or something of the such. Some people think of amazing lines that you can use in different situations.

The purpose of this thread is to get a collection of those quotes, then organise them into a directory to help other people. Of course it all depends on the person delivering the message but at least people can adapt them.

What do you think?

Put the situation used in followed by the quote. I'll start with a DeAngelo quote from ****y Comedy.

Situation: At a restaurant hitting on the waitress.
Line: The girl asks "for two?" followed by your "well for three if you care to join us ...and then you can get us cheap meals with your employee discount card *smirk* "

:cheer:

Post yours ...

 

[Ouzo]

Situation: Just after sex at my place, putting away condoms
Line: "Oh by the way here are the condoms if you ever need them - just make sure I'm always the one on the receiving end"

 

[Ouzo]

Got this from another post by Marlimus.

Situation: Anywhere basically, someone you have just met or someone you are going out with.
Line: "I could marry a girl like you" (wait for the awwww, thats so sweet then say) "Yer, I would divorce you the next day and take all your money though."

I love that one

 

[Ouzo]

Apparently one from mASF (again taken from someone on here - no credit to me).

Situation: Anywhere - picking up, girlfriend, etc.
Line: "Would you kiss me for 50 dollars?" *pause*"...because I really need the money."

 

[bbestar]

Situation: anywhere
Line: hey... Pause... Can I ask you a Quick Question, long pause... Are you single.. wait for response.... tell her that you have a friend who would be a great match for you.. Ask for number

 

[Marlimus]

my favs

Location: Almost anywhere where you and the girl have been in a close environment or at least within eyeshot of each other

Me: "Are you shy or simply afraid of rejection"
Her : What?
Me: I've been here for at least 5 minutes and you haven't asked memy name yet. Speaking of which, what's your name?
Her: (insignificant combination of syllables)

Take it from there. If she asks for your name, shake your head and say
"Better late than never, I suppose."

*woman compliments you on item of clothing, especially pants*
Me: Oh, you like it? I would let you borrow it, but you would probably stretch it up.

*woman has just stopped speaking*
Your facial expresion must become serious.
You: You know, your eyes are very expressive. If I were to be stricken deaf, I would still be able to understand you on some level."
Her: *stare at you with glazed eyes*
You: *Lean in closer, say in a whisper*
Do you know what I see when I look into your eyes?
Her: What?

*Sly smile*
You: My own handsome reflection!

 

[Ouzo]

Situation: Anytime you have just met a girl.
Quote: Wow, your the 2nd coolest girl I've met today.

Saw it in another thread. I think thats a great C&F line to use.

 

[arutha]

Re: my favs

Originally posted by Marlimus
*woman has just stopped speaking*
Your facial expresion must become serious.
You: You know, your eyes are very expressive. If I were to be stricken deaf, I would still be able to understand you on some level."
Her: *stare at you with glazed eyes*
You: *Lean in closer, say in a whisper*
Do you know what I see when I look into your eyes?
Her: What?

*Sly smile*
You: My own handsome reflection!

Thats sweet.. I've got to try it sometime!

I can't think of situations off the top of my head atm.. I'll try to remember a couple later.

 

[catch]

compliments..

i like to agree with them in a funny or ****y way;

her"ooh i like those shoes catch"

me"youve got fcuking great taste babe.." (with sexy smile)

her"catch, i love the way you do that"

me"yeah i can tell" (cheecky wink).....

or some times il turn it around and bust on them;

her" nice jacket catch"

me" cheecky cow, get your own jacket.." said in a playfull inuendo, with ****y laugh...

her" ooh i like the way you do that"

me" jesus....!!!! do you ever stop complaining!!!!!!" dead serious look on your face......!!!!!


shyt test questions

tell them exactly what they want to here sarcastically, or with a bit of exxagerism... or just reverse it and bust...!!!

her" do you like me..catch..., as in more than a friend???"

me" oh of course my prinssesse, i love you with all my heart i would climb the highest mountain for you, walk the hottest of desserts for you..... my love..."

works best when your exxaggerism is slightly serious because it tickles a bit deeper...

her"shall we just be friends, catch???"

me" friends??? your not even worthy of my friendship!!!

me"i thought we were friends dupid... why? did you start to like me or something">>> "ha ha ha, cute"

me" no no, NO, i really want you to be my girlfriend, dont just make a friend, PLEASE ime begging you ... dont do it... i worship you.... your my queen!!!!! please dont just be friends...


ha ha ha

 

[SamePendo]

Situation - suddenly smells bad
You say- Did you just fart? ... Oh yes missy. And I´m going to tell everyone . . . Hey EVERYONE! Listen up! (by now she´s hitting you pulling etc).

Sexy Malibu is a ****ing *****.

 

[Tboner]

Situation: HB's looking at me and my wing.

Wing: I think those hot babes are checking us out.

Me: (approach and open with) Hey! You're checking out my buddy's a$$. You're really want a piece of that don't you.

Girls speachless, red from blushing.

Me: Well, if you play your cards right, you jusy might get lucky tonight.

Then I wave for my wing to approach. We have field tested 3 times and it's produced instant lays (less than 2 hours) each time.

 

[Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp.]

situation: after you have just asked her a question and she anwsered right.

Line: You're good. You win 20 dollars. ( Unless you wanna lose 20 bucks, or look like a fool asking for it back, be sure your able to snatch it back quickly).

Her: wha' ?!?

You: You din't actually think you won 20 bucks did you? Cute.