Smooth as Anything
Master Don Juan
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Ok, this post is a bit early – but I think the forum could use a good ol’ Smooth post so I’ll throw it right atcha.
We are going to be re-attending school in a matter of months/weeks. I want you all to be prepared for something we see every year, what I like to call (blatantly stolen from a terrible book I vaguely skimmed) “The 10 Week Miracle”.
The 10 Week Miracle is the girl, you don’t even REMEMBER from last year… She’s looking hot now though. Something over summer, huh? She just seemed to get hot, maybe she grew up or something!
Ok, rule of thumb:
If you are like me, and don’t’ chill with girls all summer (that’s a matter of choice, mind you), you are going to see a lot of pretty girls that you haven’t seen in 2 months. Bottom Line: They are going to look a lot more attractive then they really are.
Give yourself (or your penis, whichever the case may be) a month or two “rest”. Absolutely do not sporadically hit on a girl that looks hot suddenly, I’ve done this before. I regret having ever done that to any girl, because after two months… They’ve lost all of their appeal.
Plus, girls who go “invisible” and “out-of-crowd” for 4 years, who suddenly get hot, are usually ****ed up in the head. Just let it slide, and let all your friends go “DUDE SHE GOT HOT!” be ashamed of themselves in 2 months. That, or go sleep with her. Don’t get an emotional relationship though…
We are going to be re-attending school in a matter of months/weeks. I want you all to be prepared for something we see every year, what I like to call (blatantly stolen from a terrible book I vaguely skimmed) “The 10 Week Miracle”.
The 10 Week Miracle is the girl, you don’t even REMEMBER from last year… She’s looking hot now though. Something over summer, huh? She just seemed to get hot, maybe she grew up or something!
Ok, rule of thumb:
If you are like me, and don’t’ chill with girls all summer (that’s a matter of choice, mind you), you are going to see a lot of pretty girls that you haven’t seen in 2 months. Bottom Line: They are going to look a lot more attractive then they really are.
Give yourself (or your penis, whichever the case may be) a month or two “rest”. Absolutely do not sporadically hit on a girl that looks hot suddenly, I’ve done this before. I regret having ever done that to any girl, because after two months… They’ve lost all of their appeal.
Plus, girls who go “invisible” and “out-of-crowd” for 4 years, who suddenly get hot, are usually ****ed up in the head. Just let it slide, and let all your friends go “DUDE SHE GOT HOT!” be ashamed of themselves in 2 months. That, or go sleep with her. Don’t get an emotional relationship though…
