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Master Don Juan
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This is mostly for fun. Of course the number scale is subjective, but I feel there are universal classifying criteria that most men can agree upon despite their subjective leanings. Feel free to chime in.
10. Physical perfection. Cannot be improved upon in any way, shape, or form. Head to toe immaculate beauty. More or less mythical, like the unicorn, although some rare women may crest into this zenith at some brief period in their lives.
9. Exceptionally attractive. Hotter than 98% of all females on earth. Most all men would agree she is stunning. She will be the hottest girl out of all of your friend's gfs, wives, etc. Probably the most beautiful girl any of us will get. Tremendous social cred.
8. Very attractive. In the upper echelons of most social circles. A very hot gf, good arm candy and plenty of props from the guys, social proof from other girls. Raises your perceived value almost always. Not quite stunning, but attractive in any setting.
7. Your average cute girl. Cute enough to have in public with no qualms. Cleans up well. May look a bit rough in certain lights or without any tending, but overall men agree she is attractive. Generally make the best gfs.
6. Cute, to some. Not so cute to others. Generally they have one or two really sexy features, but the rest is pretty plain and average. Social cred is neutral here for a good looking guy. You wont lose much, but you wont gain any either.
5. Utterly average. Not ugly, but not attractive either. You really cant decide. Maybe obese, trashy, or just flaccidly plain. One thing is for sure, she doesn't incite a boner. Some men may venture into the 5's in times of severe drought or drunkenness, but usually they are unappealing. A known foray with a 5 will diminish your perceived value if you are an attractive guy.
4-1. This is no man's land. I needn't describe each number in detail, because it's irrelevant. No one goes here except the crazy, morbidly drunk, or dregs. In other words, not a DJ. Not ever. Celibacy is preferable.
I know a lot of guys say their gf is an 8 or 9, but statistically this is impossible. Like most things in nature the HB scale follows a Gaussian (bell curve) distribution. Chances are your wife or gf is a 6 or 7. And that's totally fine, but for accuracy's sake let's not be haphazard with the science here.
I'll also add that most girls have a range, i.e. a 6.5-7.5, depending on her clothes, makeup, hair, setting, and overall presentation. I take an average though. So a 6.5-7.5 is a 7, in my book.
10. Physical perfection. Cannot be improved upon in any way, shape, or form. Head to toe immaculate beauty. More or less mythical, like the unicorn, although some rare women may crest into this zenith at some brief period in their lives.
9. Exceptionally attractive. Hotter than 98% of all females on earth. Most all men would agree she is stunning. She will be the hottest girl out of all of your friend's gfs, wives, etc. Probably the most beautiful girl any of us will get. Tremendous social cred.
8. Very attractive. In the upper echelons of most social circles. A very hot gf, good arm candy and plenty of props from the guys, social proof from other girls. Raises your perceived value almost always. Not quite stunning, but attractive in any setting.
7. Your average cute girl. Cute enough to have in public with no qualms. Cleans up well. May look a bit rough in certain lights or without any tending, but overall men agree she is attractive. Generally make the best gfs.
6. Cute, to some. Not so cute to others. Generally they have one or two really sexy features, but the rest is pretty plain and average. Social cred is neutral here for a good looking guy. You wont lose much, but you wont gain any either.
5. Utterly average. Not ugly, but not attractive either. You really cant decide. Maybe obese, trashy, or just flaccidly plain. One thing is for sure, she doesn't incite a boner. Some men may venture into the 5's in times of severe drought or drunkenness, but usually they are unappealing. A known foray with a 5 will diminish your perceived value if you are an attractive guy.
4-1. This is no man's land. I needn't describe each number in detail, because it's irrelevant. No one goes here except the crazy, morbidly drunk, or dregs. In other words, not a DJ. Not ever. Celibacy is preferable.
I know a lot of guys say their gf is an 8 or 9, but statistically this is impossible. Like most things in nature the HB scale follows a Gaussian (bell curve) distribution. Chances are your wife or gf is a 6 or 7. And that's totally fine, but for accuracy's sake let's not be haphazard with the science here.
I'll also add that most girls have a range, i.e. a 6.5-7.5, depending on her clothes, makeup, hair, setting, and overall presentation. I take an average though. So a 6.5-7.5 is a 7, in my book.