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Eternal

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Ok people, today we begin a new lesson. One that should have been knowledge to you already.

It's called "The Search Function." Let's start off with some history, shall we?

The "Search Button" is most commonly used on sites to run a list and narrow it down to only matches that has words you specified. First implemented when the internet started, it is nothing new. It was even around before the internet.

Now some identification:

The search address is this.

If you do not know it off the top of your head, this is what the button looks like.

When you click on it, you come to a nifty little page that asks you if you want to search by a keyword or user. I'll break that part down a little more.

Search by keyword:

It MUST be atleast 4 letters long. So searching for "AFC" is useless. However, if you do not know what it means, go to here to find terms. If you are wondering what are some good places to go for dates, look up "best date idea." You'll get something.

Search by user:

Ah, a nifty idea! If there is a particular user you want to look up (Pook, for example,) type in "Pook" in the box. If you do not know the users exact name, but now part of it, type it in and click on "Match partial name."

Extras:

You can search by a certain forum, date, and last post. If you are mainly looking for a particular post in High School that is more than 3 months old, use the drop down menu under "Search for posts from:" and click on "6 months ago'' and hit the button that says "and older." BINGO!

There is also a little box at the bottom of every forum that says "Search this forum." Use it!

If you ask a question or post something that has been asked or said already, expect it to be closed or deleted. If you complain, expect more of your stuff to vanish. I have no remorse for idiots.

Whine all you want. I will pay you as much attention as I do my calculus teacher.
 

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Joy another 'how to search post'

I am guessing your getting sick of seeing the same posts over and over again. I am guessing that this goes hand in hand with stop posting the crap post.

Well at least he is being tougher on the crappy/redundent posts. Go Eternal:D :cool:
 

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When you are lost and have nowhere to go
You can click that little button in the corner
It is cool, it's a five letter word
should be used by the uneducated herd

When you can't find that answer
and your brain go berserk
Don't ask that silly question
You don't want to be a jerk

Just click the little button on the top of the page
So you can spare every DJ a terrible rage
click that little button we all want you to
You don't want our flames to cut you right through

If your setting is different
and your question seems unique
I can bet my pocket dollar
your ***** have you in a collar

Just click that little button
Save us the time
It's name is called
Search
 

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YeaH, im fed up of AFC queries too, I too had posted a couple, once upon a time :p

One thing i miss here are the trolls, theyre fun to have around
Damn mods ..:mad:
 

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Wait...I don't understand something. If we can't post stupid, redundant questions, then how are we supposed to get our "Post Count" up so we can become a Senior Don Juan or even a Master Don Juan?

I'm just so confused!! :confused: ;)
 

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Thank you for posting this!

Great job with the cracking down. Me gusta :)
 

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oh my bad, i thought you were talking about my little pink button:)
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
oh my bad, i thought you were talking about my little pink button:)
Calm down, guys, I'm sure she's talking about her Breast Cancer Awareness button!
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Calm down, guys, I'm sure she's talking about her Breast Cancer Awareness button!
yah thats it. and you know you wanna touch my button... dont you?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
yah thats it. and you know you wanna touch my button... dont you?
Well, there goes another thread. :p :D

Hey, eternal... I'm sure I've seen other threads about how to search... did you search for any of them before posting this?

:D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Well, there goes another thread. :p:D

Hey, eternal... I'm sure I've seen other threads about how to search... did you search for any of them before posting this?

:D

rofl
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Well, there goes another thread. :p :D

Hey, eternal... I'm sure I've seen other threads about how to search... did you search for any of them before posting this?

:D
I...Erm...Well...Damnit Gio!
 

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Its time to press the little 'close thread' button :cool:
 

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Originally posted by SageOFAllenAge
Its time to press the little 'close thread' button :cool:
Nah, replies are fun. So is that little "delete" button. ;)
 

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Originally posted by eternal
Nah, replies are fun. So is that little "delete" button. ;)
Stop! Step away from the "delete" button. Slowly....
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Stop! Step away from the "delete" button. Slowly....
*Puts hands in air, slowly back away. Gets thrown to ground by police and handcuffed.* You framed me Gio! You framed me!
 

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OK then...I was hanging in a club with my buddy and this cute little half-Asian chick comes up with her friend and her friend's man and starts talking to me. We hit it off pretty good...kino and all. Before she darts with her friends I got her number. I'm trying to figure out when I should call and what kind of attitude I should try to project.

Now I'm perfectly capable of figuring this out, so I'm not asking you what to do. But what I WOULD like to ask is:

If I WAS looking to an answer to those questions, WHAT SHOULD I SEARCH ON??
 

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Originally posted by squirrels
OK then...I was hanging in a club with my buddy and this cute little half-Asian chick comes up with her friend and her friend's man and starts talking to me. We hit it off pretty good...kino and all. Before she darts with her friends I got her number. I'm trying to figure out when I should call and what kind of attitude I should try to project.

Now I'm perfectly capable of figuring this out, so I'm not asking you what to do. But what I WOULD like to ask is:

If I WAS looking to an answer to those questions, WHAT SHOULD I SEARCH ON??
- Calling

- Call Time

- Attitude Phone

- Phone Conversation
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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