Thanks SouthPark, I'm Addicted to WoW!

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After someone here posted Southpark WOW, I watched it relentessly. I made all my friends watch it, too. It's one of my favorite episodes. This season has been AWESOME; probably THE funniest.

Anyways, walking through the mall near my place, I sauntered into GameStop. I was looking for a cheapo video game for my new comp, since I've tired of HALO 2 online XBOX. I asked the clerks about WoW, figuring I'd get some RESPONSE. Alas I did. You'd think I just offered a virgin sex with Vida Guerra, or a girl of his choice! They spouted off all the reasons why, and how they were going to upgrade their comps to allow quicker play and so on. It was very much like the Show. I did laugh, but I do love great games. I don't own many, but when I own one, I play it to death (I haven't bought a new game since halo 2 came out).

The clerks threw at me a demo disk to play online for free for 2 weeks, and then provided their information so I could hook up and "quest" with them. I really had no clue what I was getting into. That night, after eating and what not, I loaded it up. It took a few hours, but I got started. I met up with 1 of the clerks who walked me through the basics.

It really is an unbelievable game, regardless of what people say about or what bad/good press it gets. It's simple, yet complex. There's loads of customization, but it works well. It's simple. There's tons of tutorials, and unlike Final Fantasy, the quests are tough, but locatable. Many times, years ago on Nintendo and Super Nintendo, you could go round and round for hours never finding the locale you had to. Not here. If you do find it, it's more about what YOU CHOOSE to do, than luck.

I'm still on the demo version, and haven't chosen whether to go full bore at buying it. For $15 a month, and $20 to buy the real version, it's a regular on going price some won't pay. However, if you play games thoroughly, like RPG's, or buy games frequently but tire of them quick, this would work. For 3 months, it's like $45, over a year $180, most owners of PS2 or XBOX/XBOX 360 buy more games than that, and get less quality for it. The alternative is to buy the pay per play card, which allows you to buy a card and not get billed regularly. The card has a set amount of months, once its up, you buy a new card. Simple and no disclosure of credit cards or debit cards.

I had to laugh, b/c I knew I'd like the game if the graphics and game play were anything CLOSE to what they showed on Southpark, and for those who don't know...they're better. It could be considered a fantastic waste of time, but it is fun. And if it's the only game you play and buy, you'll get tons out of it. I've never been one for Madden, and though it's great, the value of the game drops to Zero when the season ends. Here, Blizzard is always upgrading, changing, modifying, housing, altering, monitoring, and re-inventing the game, since it's always in existence.

I was always a fan of RPG's when I was younger, this one just happens to be the best of them all thus far, which is saying alot given how big the universe is of RPG's.



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WoW is the bane of all human progress.

you'll stop caring about your social life, women, work, school, whatever it is that you normally spend the bulk of your time on.
 

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piranha45 said:
WoW is the bane of all human progress.

you'll stop caring about your social life, women, work, school, whatever it is that you normally spend the bulk of your time on.
Yeah! Just like one of my close friends! That lousy scumbag
All he ever does is play WoW... WoW WoW WoW WoW

"Hey man lets go to this party!"
"Nahh im playing WoW"

"Hey man lets go to the fair"
"nahh im playing WoW"

and so on and so forth..
 

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yeah wow is really bad for progress in duanjuanisme ... (duanjuanisme isent just about getting laid you n00bs , its much much more ... red the godamn bible )

but wow is also very cool to play and i play it aswell ... its an addictive game , specially if your lvl 60 and in a guild thats very active....

but it is ,if you think about it, just a very addictive delusional processing game that reforms your ideals into a hungry collectors conciusness who has a huge need to complete his urge to have tier 3 epixx set , so you have spent several months grinding using your time on a delusion that if you have achieved a colection of higher gear you will be superior but in truth in the end youl be in a self loathing state of regret for spending all those hours on a game that has no true satisfaction in the end...
But even knowing this i play it why becausse of its true purpose its entertainment... why do we watch tv ? why do we go to the movies ? why do we listen to music?
its for the single purpose to entertain ourselves....

blizzard has created the most efficiant billiondollar market entartainment idea wich will keep people addicted to it , why because of the promise of new stuff , liek the new expansion pack theyr doing now burning crusade , there will be more after a while wich will make things you have spent several hours to achieve very easy and therefor your time wastesd meaningless....
 

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get out while you still can...I played WoW for a bit this summer, I remember times I would play WoW for a day straight...thank god I uninstalled WoW before school started :crazy:
 

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Agreed. Video games, are Laaaaaame.

ExCEPT, Day of Defeat, the only game I play regularly, where I kick nazi scum in the sphincter and laugh.
 

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I have lost 2 good friends to WoW.

Infact one of them was just recently caught WoW Gliding (a cheating program) and his account was banned.

I fear he will commit suicide
 

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Thanks WOW, now I'm addicted to South Park!

Wife and I played wow for about a month until we got bored of it. Then I saw it on South Park and never laughed so hard in my life. Now I'm addicted to south park. I don't watch TV, so I download it and watch on the computer. The dog whisperer episode is funny also.
 

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ANDREW DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why i will not buy a game system. These games offer an alluring choice to spend your time in false reality. But all they do is distract you whereas you could be doing other things and accomplishing other things in this world. We only have x amount of time to live.
 

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This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Didn't read it but I fell for WoW earlier than most of you and still play it. Two years WoW player here and celebrated the two year anniversary. Except, I didn't really celebrate, was proud of that fact (they even log the payment in your account so you know how long).

I gotta admit though - WoW passes time when it's raining or when you're bored. Since I have no job but a business of my own, I have all the WoW and gf (she plays too and only plays when I play because she 'I am scared of being alone') time I need.

I guess I'm very lucky, too lucky maybeh. Now back to farming... :]
 

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Re:

Haha,

Thanks for sucking me BACK out.

That's why I rarely buy video game programs.

Thankfully it's a DEMO and I'm forced off of it.

I don't think I'd have a problem "unplugging" from it. between lifting, a flag football team I run, work, investing, etc, and the all consuming GF, any game play usually occurs when I'm eating hard-to-eat meals, like Oatmeal or other things. It sounds corny, but whenever I want to eat something slowly, I just play a game. Or if I don't like the food, etc. Years ago, I burned through David D's cd's while playing Vice City in the midst of winter. I'm one of those ADD people who has to do many things at once; I usually have to study with the TV on, etc. Or if I'm doing cardio, I'll have to bring a book or something on my cassette deck (yea no IPO yet).

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"Butters...go out and buy WoW and join the online sensation before we kill you." LoL.



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I´d never pay 15$ a month just to play a game. I really recommend Guild Wars. It´s free and it´s a really good MMORPG .:yes:
 

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South Park did a show about NAMBLA too but it didn't make me want to fiddle with kiddies.
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Jvesti said:
ANDREW DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why i will not buy a game system. These games offer an alluring choice to spend your time in false reality. But all they do is distract you whereas you could be doing other things and accomplishing other things in this world. We only have x amount of time to live.
Yeah but if we spent 24/7 trying to accomplish great things, wouldn't that cause our stress levels to rise tremendously, killing us at a young age, and thus reducing our "x amount of time to live"? ;)

There's a time for work and a time for play. Too much play causes failure, but too much work causes stress (and ironically, your work will suffer).
 

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ChrizZ said:
I´d never pay 15$ a month just to play a game. I really recommend Guild Wars. It´s free and it´s a really good MMORPG .:yes:
u neva plaid WoW then guild wars is like wow only ****ter

piranha45 said:
WoW is the bane of all human progress.

you'll stop caring about your social life, women, work, school, whatever it is that you normally spend the bulk of your time on..:yes:
very tru hapend 2 me
 

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Two words:

LEROOOOOY... JEEEENkiiiIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!!!!!

BTW, W0oT@DoD. For a long time, I held several records on MFOTS Battle for Europe Tournaments. ... shoot, I was on the MFOTS server when the CS tournaments were conceived, and later, when the DoD tournaments were conceived. (Vulpine-[Taco] aka: [bd]-Astroglide, Pump Fiction, Pvt. Pulverizer, Chop-O-Matic, -Taco's up, Ho's down!- "The streets will flow red with the blood of the non-believers!" "Don't run up, put your gun up, cuz I got the back-breaka, double-pump, rump shaka!" "Chop-O-Matic: It slices, it dices, it turns Allies into a pink, frothy paste!" rah, rah, rah, etc.)

I was consumed, and had to unplug. I don't get internet access at home anymore just because gaming is like a crack addiction. And oh man, it was good for a time. I miss those guys. I actually met a couple guys in real-time.

There are few guys that can select a spot for a machine gun nest and deploy a MG42 better than I can. Or, find a sniping lane as effectively, for that matter. But, when you have army training and get online... it's not really fair. Then, when you train a clan with Army tactics... blowout!
 

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Wow... puleeeze.

Diablo 2 (PC)
Dungeon Siege 1,2 (PC)
Ultima 3 (NES)
Ultima 4 (NES)
Dark Sun (PC)
SpellJammer (PC)
Al-Qadim (DOS)
Star Control 2 (DOS)
Protostar (DOS)
NOMAD (DOS)
Planet's Edge (DOS)
Fallout (DOS)
Fallout 2 (DOS)

Phantasy Star 1 (SEGA)
Phantasy Star 2 (GENESIS)
Phantasy Star 3 (GENESIS)
Phantasy Star 4 (GENESIS)
Might and Magic (GENESIS)
Starflight (GENESIS)
Shining force 1,2 (GENESIS)
Shadowrun (GENESIS)

Pokemon (GAMEBOY)
Final Fantasy Legend 1,2,3 (GAMEBOY)
Ogre Battle (SNES)
E.V.O(SNES)
PAPER MARiO (N64)

KOTOR (XBOX)
KOTOR 2 (XBOX)

FABLE (XBOX)
FABLE 2 (XBOX360)

Red Dead Redemption(XBOX360)

Wasteland (Commodore 64)
Morrowind (XBOX)
Elder Scrolls (XBOX 360)
Fallout 3 (XBOX360)

Chronotrigger (SNES)
Final Fantasy 2 (SNES)
Final Fantasy 3 (SNES)

Dragon Warrior 1,2,3,4,5 (NES)
Destiny Of An Emperor (NES)
River City Ransom (NES)

Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday (Gold Box Ed./Commodore 64)
Buck Rogers: Matrix Cubed (Gold Box Ed./IBM)
Champions of Krynn (C64)
Death Knights of Krynn (C64)

Xenogears (PS1)
Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)
Star Ocean 2 (PS1)
Kingdom Hearts (PS2)
Megaman Legends 1,2 (PS1)
Legend of Mana (PS1)


Armada (Sega Dreamcast)
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STARTOPIA(PC) <-- This game beats ALL games.
Theme Park (PC)
Theme Hospital (PC)
Dungeon Keeper 1,2 (PC)
X:BEYOND THE FRONTIER (PC)
XCOM (PC)
Tie Fighter (PC)
Dune 2 (PC)
Aliens Vs Predator 2 (PC)
Half Life (PC)
Terror From The Deep (PC)
Battlezone 1 and 2 (PC)
GTA 1, 2 (Pre-3D,PC)
Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath (XBOX)
Need For Speed: Most Wanted w/ Wheel (Cube)
Rogue Squadron (Cube)
Utopia (SNES)
Deep Sea Tycoon(PC)
Golden Eye (N64)
Perfect Dark (N64)
Wing Commander 1,2 (PC)
Wing Commander: Privateer 1,2(PC)
League Of Legends (PC)
Master Of Orion (PC)
Area 51 (Playstation 2)
Destroy All Humans 1, 2(XBOX)
Homeworld 1,2 (PC)
Star Trek Armada (PC)
Star Wars Battlefront (XBOX)
Super Metroid (SNES)

WoW beaters. Spent 5 minutes on an MMORPG and thought... this is a waste of my time. Enter at your own risk, I've spent 100's of hours on some of these. Sorry get kinda obsessive about making lists of awesome things. :)

On a side note, there is a cool web series about wow called 'The Guild'. www.watchtheguild.com
 
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