Tell us about one of your best, most fun, interesting, weird, wild or legendary dates...

[DSterlen]

Tell us about one of your best, most fun, interesting, weird, wild or legendary dates...

I'm not gonna ruin it by going first!

Let's do it...

 

[Robert28]

I had a girl ghost me mid-date and ended up meeting a girl that same night who I ended up dating for a year. What’s even funnier is me and my girlfriend went to dinner and the girl that bailed on me during the date was our waitress. The look on her face when she realized it was me and then when she realized the girl I was with was a MAJOR upgrade over her was PRICELESS.

 

[forcerecon01]

I had a girl ghost me mid-date and ended up meeting a girl that same night who I ended up dating for a year. What’s even funnier is me and my girlfriend went to dinner and the girl that bailed on me during the date was our waitress. The look on her face when she realized it was me and then when she realized the girl I was with was a MAJOR upgrade over her was PRICELESS.

good going man!

 

[Robert28]

good going man!

I met my date on plenty of fish back when it was decent. She literally told me while we were at the bar “hey I’m going outside to call my friend brb”. I said ok. She never came back lol so I’m sitting there like an idiot and decided to go out to two more bars near there. I was standing at the bar waiting to order and this Badass girl was standing next to me and SHE started the conversation. Then she asked me if I wanted to come join her and her two girlfriends. Only reason I got in like I did is because I happened to know some friends she knew and we figured out we knew some of the same people but didn’t know each other. Dating was so damn easy back then man. Lose one and get an upgrade in the same night. That would never happen now.

 

[forcerecon01]

I met my date on plenty of fish back when it was decent. She literally told me while we were at the bar “hey I’m going outside to call my friend brb”. I said ok. She never came back lol so I’m sitting there like an idiot and decided to go out to two more bars near there. I was standing at the bar waiting to order and this Badass girl was standing next to me and SHE started the conversation. Then she asked me if I wanted to come join her and her two girlfriends. Only reason I got in like I did is because I happened to know some friends she knew and we figured out we knew some of the same people but didn’t know each other. Dating was so damn easy back then man. Lose one and get an upgrade in the same night. That would never happen now.

Very truthful. yeah that wouldnt ever happen now.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

First date. Tinder. 13 hour long date in 2019. Very young girl. We got trapped in an elevator for an hour and the FD had to rescue us. The elevator kept slipping, she had to pee. It was my fault. I told her I’d understand if she didn’t want a second date. We wound up BF/GF for 9 months.

 

[Travel memoir21]

First date. Tinder. 13 hour long date in 2019. Very young girl. We got trapped in an elevator for an hour and the FD had to rescue us. The elevator kept slipping, she had to pee. It was my fault. I told her I’d understand if she didn’t want a second date. We wound up BF/GF for 9 months.

Perfect Romantic comedy script.

 

[Çharismo]

3 years ago - 19 year old girl that I met online.

This girl wanted to meet me, but she was shy and inexperienced and asked if she could come with 2 of her friends. I agreed, and suddenly I had 3 X 19 year old girls in my apartment.

After a bit of rapport building, I was feeling pretty c0cky and confident so I just flatly said "Okay, which one of you girls is going to be staying with me tonight."

I wasn't aware of what I'd just unleashed......female competition.

The 3 friends went out onto my balcony to discuss this, and I waited in my bedroom. Of the 3 girls, 1 girl was the Alpha and the other 2 were Followers. The girl I had originally intended to meet was one of the followers.

So...I'm in my bedroom and one of the girls comes in. It wasn't the alpha, or the girl I was originally meant to be meeting. It was the second follower.

She climbs into my bed and I bang her raw dog and jizz in her in about 5 minutes. She gets up and goes out onto the balcony to talk with her friends. Next, the Alpha girl comes in and says "So, I hear you're a dragon." I bang her for a bit, but don't nut. She's not really my type but it was okay.

Finally, the chick I was originally meant to be meeting comes into my bedroom with her 2 friends. She is looking visibly upset. She thinks I don't like her and only want to bang her friends. I console her and tell her friends to leave. She ends up staying over and I bang the sh1t out of her.

Oh yea??

Well I was smoking crack one time in a trap house with 10 other chicks…no actually their were 50 chicks (voice gets louder) who were all “young” and “tight” and I was so high that I had sex with all of them without a condom and came inside all of them. While I was having sex with them I also recorded all the action and posted it on pornhub. I’ve slept with at least 5000 women and I had sex with 50 women in one day which is legendary in itself. All the 50 women that I banged in one day complimented me on how big and beautiful my penile man gland is.

Touché!!!

 

[Fruitbat]

2003.

I met this young MILF in a club. She was prob 32 but you could see she was a 10 in her youth. I was early 20s.

met her the next week. She was super horny on text in the week.

met her in the club, her cousin was about 21. The older one was a blonde with an athletic figure and the younger cousin was not fat but genuinely curvy.

I got the taxi back with both of them. Now, I know what you are hoping and expecting but no, I didn’t have a threesome.

When I got out the cab at her cousins house, there’s some dude hanging about. My older woman goes off to speak to him and the cousin starts randomly sucking me face off in the taxi.

having no idea of the shot and being quickly let into the younger cousins flat, the older one comes and tries jumping on me almost fvcking me there and then. Cousin explains the guy was her husband and she kissed me so he didn’t get who I was (and presumably kick the **** out of me - the dude was a big guy late 30s and I was a skinny club raver)

so now I know. The dude has their child with him. He’s shouting through the mailbox “look at what you’re doing to this family”. It’s 1am
And he has his teenage son with him to witness it I guess. Meanwhile she’s still trying to fvck me. Totally weird.

I completely refuse her and tell her to go, and hope he doesn’t come in. She gives up, and goes, off with her family.

no sooner did she leave but the cousin jumps on me. She was the freakiest chick I ever had and had a selection of toys, lube and underwear, and we did coke, viagra and screwed all night till it was light. All the while I was still half thinking this dude was coming to get me. Quite a weird experience.

 

[andreihaha]

2003.

I met this young MILF in a club. She was prob 32 but you could see she was a 10 in her youth. I was early 20s.

met her the next week. She was super horny on text in the week.

met her in the club, her cousin was about 21. The older one was a blonde with an athletic figure and the younger cousin was not fat but genuinely curvy.

I got the taxi back with both of them. Now, I know what you are hoping and expecting but no, I didn’t have a threesome.

When I got out the cab at her cousins house, there’s some dude hanging about. My older woman goes off to speak to him and the cousin starts randomly sucking me face off in the taxi.

having no idea of the shot and being quickly let into the younger cousins flat, the older one comes and tries jumping on me almost fvcking me there and then. Cousin explains the guy was her husband and she kissed me so he didn’t get who I was (and presumably kick the **** out of me - the dude was a big guy late 30s and I was a skinny club raver)

so now I know. The dude has their child with him. He’s shouting through the mailbox “look at what you’re doing to this family”. It’s 1am
And he has his teenage son with him to witness it I guess. Meanwhile she’s still trying to fvck me. Totally weird.

I completely refuse her and tell her to go, and hope he doesn’t come in. She gives up, and goes, off with her family.

no sooner did she leave but the cousin jumps on me. She was the freakiest chick I ever had and had a selection of toys, lube and underwear, and we did coke, viagra and screwed all night till it was light. All the while I was still half thinking this dude was coming to get me. Quite a weird experience.

That's the kind of weird sh1t I was expecting on this thread, did not disappoint.

 

[derby1]

Not a date,

But i remember going to the pub with around 6 friends, (3 women , 3 men.)

after the drinks were flowing the table topics got a bit heated, and the females feminist indoctrination reared its ugly head.

I maintained frame and kept cool and calm, every single extreme variable topic they had I shot down.

The pimp move i made, was to totally ignore the other 2 Beta males at the table, I did not look at them to back the manosphere up, and they didnt anyway as they were scared of losing some action.

the old me would have been raging, looking for male validation to confirm I'm not stupid and them back me up

anyway the womens mouths were foaming at me as Id destroyed their entitled bubbles. We all went our seperate ways.

then at 3am in the morning 2 of the women, messaged me told me how they couldnt stop thinking about me and how aroused they were.

I ****ed both of them in a 24 hour period, they chased the hell out of me. Those were the days, I should remind myself the power of frame, and indifference.

 

[lost_blackbird]

Weird experience rather than a date, I was banging this body piercer chick I had met in a bar and at the moment
she came she involuntarily but squarely punched me in the jaw. I kept going and didn't mention it.

 

[zinc4]

Tell us about one of your best, most fun, interesting, weird, wild or legendary dates...

I'm not gonna ruin it by going first!

Let's do it...

About three months ago i had a date lined up at a bar right outside the Vegas strip with a very attractive bumble girl i had been chatting with for 3 weeks prior to that.

About an hour before the date i was drinking sake and had some bath water running and just found out i had lost over 50k usd that day to a bad penny stock investment that i had convinced myself would be the next big thing.

Between my disappointment and the sake, i completely forgot about the water running and jumped up in a state of panic. I made it a few feet before feeling a puddle of water and slipping straight backwards.....as i slipped back l, tried to grab an upper door hinge and only my right pinky finger grabbed hold of it. Next thing i knew i woke up on my back with blood all over me and water as well. My finger was split open badly.

I scrambled around to turn off the water cover my finger and soak up the water with every towel and blanket/sheets that i had. I texted the girl to postpone another 2 hours Reluctantly she agreed.

I ubered to an urgent care center where i saw a big line with people feeling out applications one by one. Worried about missing my date, I shouted from the line telling the receptionist to give me an application and said l yall are slow as **** in here.

It was a strong willed black lady type she screamed at me and told me she works way too hard to get talked to like that. So i held my toungue and waited.

By the time i got up to the counter i took off my giant wad of paper towels covering it and my finger came open like a venus fly trap opening ....she said omg why didnt you just show me that in the first place go back to the doctor immediately.

The doctor came and said i would need to go to a real hospital for surgery. I said just stitch it up ffs. He said no your tendons are ripped they likely wont grow back. At that point thankfully another doctor came in to look and overrode him saying he could do it.

He shot me up with anesthesia and put suctures in. I went back to pay and apologized to the lady earlier about my behavior. Had 20 mins to meet my date. Ubered there and arrived 5 mins early.

On the date she shows up much hotter looking than her pics......and amazingly didnt comment on my bandaged up right hand and she said she had suggested this place last minute after i texted i was running late because one of her "friends" was the lead singer this big tall black guy who was actually really good on guitar.

So i thought great she is just using me to try and make that guy jealous or something. What a hell of a day this has been. I seriously debated on just walking out. Her body language was bad and she never asked me one question about myself.However i decided to push on and kept ordering drinks. I start initiating kino to which surprisingly she responded very well too.

I ended up walking out with her to her car aggressively slammed her against it started kissing her and long story short she drove me to my place where i banged her before we both fell asleep. Next morning she wakes up saying she is late for work. She leaves and i never saw or heard from her again as i already was in a semi relationship at that point i had no incentive to text her first.

Three months later, my finger is still messed up. Cant really bend it anymore and the scar is very prominent and still is a bit sore.

 

[corrector]

Bunch of them in 2012, including intense making-out in an island with the Yellow harbour light in the background and bats flying around, and seeing the dark outline of the island and city-lights on either sides of an open ended boat. Riding on the back of an Camel and Elephant together with her. Travelling on a cable car on top of an Exhibition during the night and seeing all of the activities and lights together with her. Taking her out on various open house art exhibits during a fall colour tour....
Proposing to her in a park and she saying yes.

She cooperated with me to go almost everywhere I wanted to go and bring her along and we went to lots of different places.

The problem is when you are having such a great time with a girl, you always wonder how this bliss is going to end because good-times sometimes aren't meant to last. It's the only woman or time I ever felt that way. When its too good, you wonder if that girl is really meant to be with you or if you are just a turn.

 

[Hal9000]

Went out on a first date with a "hot wife". Figured I was going to get lucky since thats kind of how it works with hot wives but nothing was guaranteed as it was a first date. So we are eating dinner and she tells me her hubby said that she and I can only have sex if we do it with six of their friends (three couples) who were having a get together in a hotel later that night. So, of course, knowing these were all attractive females I said OK. Apparently he was fine with us having sex but he didn't want us doing it in private. So we met them at a local strip club after dinner and we all ended up back at the hotel for a no holds barred orgy. Ended up getting with all of them and went at it until almost dawn. And thats the abridged version. Lots of other wild details that I wont get into to protect the innocent.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Was at a friends party flirting with this girl.

She asked if I wanted to go buy some drugs with her.

I said sure.

She drove to a crack house and gave some folded bills to the first dude to walk up to her car. he disappeared. She went after him. I went after her.

We immediately both got swarmed by crack house dudes and got mugged.

Then we went to her house and smashed.

----

Met a milf online.

second time back at her house, she said her kids were at a baby sitter.
She's on her knees blowing me in her bedroom and her kids are knocking on her bedroom door.

"Mom! We know you're in there!"

 

[2Rocky]

Weird experience rather than a date, I was banging this body piercer chick I had met in a bar and at the moment
she came she involuntarily but squarely punched me in the jaw. I kept going and didn't mention it.

 

[ubercat]

Haha @Fruitbat you did ok. Similar sitch one of my mates back in NZ. Turned up to crib of some dodgey OLD chick. They re just getting down to business and her large boyfriend literally breaks down the door. He leggs it through the backyard hops a couple of fences slips spears his arse. Has to get cut off fence and carried to the ambo. Cops a lot of sh1t from the nurses who see this quite often.

 

[ubercat]

I m the comfort king. For whatever reason chicks feel that and we often end up smashing on the first date like it's inevitable. NFI I m not making any genius moves. I also like shagging outdoors doggy while admiring the view. So in no particular order.

Met this stunning part islander chick Mali while working as a postal worker. Mailed her package good and hard at the end of a rich guys garden looking at Auckland harbour bridge and city lights.

Same view different angle bouncing off the wonderful plump arse of one of my adult students on the boardroom table of an IT college.

Snuck into this environment center by the river got this wonderful grassy hillock by the river. Watched the bats swoosh overhead as this Serbian chick cowgirled. Got the unholy trinity lines.

We won't have sex tonight.

I want you behind me.

I don't normally do that.


Sure you don't luv

Honestly most chicks go on so many boring dates. They LL go anywhere and fvck any way if you're just not that guy.

 

[Black Widow Void]

File this under "legendary dates."

I had a Friday night date set up, but the day before, I was bitten by a copperhead. I was in the hospital for 2 1/2 days (my left leg was majorly swollen).

My date came by the hospital to visit that Friday. We ended up doing the deed (with my swollen leg, it wasn't easy). She left a wet spot on the hospital bed. Visiting hours were soon over and the nurse drops by. The nurse looks down at the spot. I explained that I "had an accident." The nurse gave me a look and placed a bed pan close by.