Tell everyone your unusual/funny stories about meeting/attracting a hb

[Nameless]

Just thought Id put up a topic so everyone can share their funny/unusual hb encounters with everyone.

Note: This is not a post about former AFC stuff ups (although if related or unusual/funny - u can add).

Ok I'll start -

Was walking through campus with a hb classmate whom back then, I had just met. We were walking n' talking and I was applying some mack dadyness on her. There was this other AFC who was really trying to get her attention and impress her, so I let him work his magic while I just listened on an smirked. HB was looking at me from the corner of her eye to see if I was gonna fight for her attention when AFC interrupted our convo. Of course he was talking **** like how he does soccer training and can bench so much weight and stuff, so I just looked forward and started walking slightly ahead as to imply that if your not talking to me, your wasting my time (in a carefree manner).

We started to descend some stairs an hb who was wearing high-heels, sort of tripped and was about to fall A over T. AFC, seeing this just let out the most feminine 'I just saw a mouse run under the table' scream. Without even consciously thinking about it, I just swooped down and grabbed her before she fell in a very graceful manner (thanks to my martial arts training I suppose ), sort of in the way a knight sweeps the damsel in distress off her feet way.

The moment sort of went in slow-mo and she was looking into my eyes in awe as I slowly put her down on her feet (I delayed that bit on purpose to add effect), and said, "you can thank me later, but for now it would be great if you just loosed your grip a little", as the ***** had her nails digging right into my skin.

She was like 'oh...' and just let go - you should’ve seen her air of arrogance just vanish right after that, all the while afc was jumping around her and asking if she was alright. She mumbled something to him while still looking at me walk away, (at this time I was mentally high-fiving myself for doing it all so smooth and naturally).

She then runs up to me while I'm about to leave and offers to help me find these forms that I'm looking for (she was about to take the train home mind you) and just leads the way and starts to grab em all and give them to me. All the while Im playing it cool, she then gives me her number just "in case I need any more help with work". I then tell her that I'll give mine only if you promise to not harass and stalk me. She ate this up like anything...

Anyway, I know it was long, but any replies or stories of your own are welcome.

 

[Nameless]

what, no one has any funny/interesting hb stories?

 

[Donny Brasco]

OK,
I was out with this one HB, not bad but no real connection. We were hanging out with some of her friends, this one hot girl I had met before. So HB #1 goes to the washroom and I move in in her friend HB#2 (they were not good friends I guess) and I say "Nice to see you again, I should give you a call sometime, whats your number?"

I'm trying to get this done really fast before HB#1 gets back. I have my pen out and ready to write, she gives me the line "I just moved and don't have a number yet".

Me: "Sure you don't". Thinking "*****"

HB#2 "Give me your number and I'll call you"

ME: "Sure you will" Thinking "*****"

HB#2 "I will I promise..." and all that BS

So I scribble down my number on the back of my business card (PS. Get yourself some business cards, hand one out after you get digits, it helps them remember you and makes you look important) and I give it to her.

HB#1 comes back and i take her home and fvck her brains out.

HB#2 Calls and we are still dating.

The wierd thing about this is we're always taught that when a girl says "I don't have a number, I'll call you" she almost never calls. I'm fvcking glad I gave her my number! Not all of these rules are hard and fast, go with the flow sometimes!

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Nameless, your story reminds me of something similiar.

It was almost last year (during xmas holidays), I was going with a girl to watch this movie. Met up with a friend of mine, who was also going to a movie with his girl, so we decided to catch the same movie. We were at the cinema and I was carrying a lot of food and drinks (for myself, i always eat heaps at movies). Then my girlfriend trips over suddenly, I was in front of her.

alright so instead of catching her, i just let her fall (the stairs were carpeted anyway, so it wouldnt have hurt, plus the food and drinks cost me over $10) while holding into my food. But she goes and grabs onto me and I end up dropping everything onto her, including the chocolate milkshake. To make it worse, I grabbed onto my friend, and he was holding his girlfriend's hand at that time.


Man, whenever I go to the cinema I always remember that one. In the end we just ran out of there in case the guard saw the milkshake and fries on the floor

 

[Nameless]

LMAO at last two posts, especially Diplomatics. I can just visualise it happening and I laugh, let alone if I actually saw the whole thing. All of you falling, then just running out, that takes the cake.

Anyone else with a funny/entertaining story about you/another and a hb?

 

[Starman]

Nameless..one time I was walking up a stairs at a club..and some chick tripped and fell back..I caught her..and said "I see you have fallen for me"

she laughed..I didnt find her attractive

similar to your story

 

[htemorp]

*is now ashame to be the guy who screams.

 

[Nameless]

Hey Starman, that would of been great to see that happen, I'd kill to get an opportunity like that - sets a mad impression with her and all who witnessed the event.

Funny how chicks always try to act really composed after they **** up some how, only that they go all red and make it worse. lol

htemorp - if you scream, just try not to do it in front of the hb's - especially if you sound like a fat woman.
Well, when I'm out with my mates, sometimes (if pissed) we let out intentional horrifying screams like some women do - always gets a laugh.

Ah, I have a few more interesting stories but I'll wait till a few more are posted.

 

[Jango_Xavier]

First of all I apologize for the grammar mistakes.
Ive got a
unusual story to tell one day I went to this cafe and sat outside close to the entrance one of the waitresses was a real HB she served me I got a smile out of her and she went back to work and about 10 minutes later I got this really strange felling so I looked towards the entrance and saw her again and just as she stepped out of the entrance she slipped I really dont know what happened but I moved like the speed of light to catch her I dont
how it happened because im medium fat and was sitting down with a coke in my hand oops now back to what happened it also felt like everything went to slow mo I grabbed her so looked at me liked"**** I didnt fall and who are you but I love you already" after that I asked her if she was alright and helped her pick up the stuff she dropped she kept on smiling the whole time I was there I also forgot to say that the stuff she dropped went on a customer and he went mental she kert on saying sorry but he kept on going mental then the boss came to see what was happening he said he'll get free drinks and that sort of **** then the boss said to the HB to follow her I knew he was gonna go mental so I waited a moment then followed I heard him screaming at her so I walked in on them and said whats the problem he said its none of my business I said if its about what happened then its my fault I told him I said I put my leg out to strech it and she tripped then said now u know its not her fault she deserves an apology he didnt want to but did then I went back to my seat she came back gave me her number and said she be free at 6 so I went around town a bit and came back a 6 and she was already waiting for me when I got to her she basically kiss raped me she said im the most rarest type of guy around im like a prince charming of the future we went out a couple of time but werent each others types now were just friends.
Again sorry about the grammar

 

[Nameless]

Hah!, is it just me, or are women very clumsy, so clumsy that they need knights in shining DJ to come to their rescue?
LOL the last story was a lot like what happened with me in the first post.
Keep em’ coming.

P.S. Jango - Your grammar is fairly good, except for the lack of period/full-stops. One of the longest sentences that I've read yet! (Yet funny & interesting).