My children, how you do amuse me with your many musings!
Since this thread is about Me I thought I'd clear a few things up
1 - Despite what my screen name suggests, I am neither male nor female. In fact you couldn't personify me if you tried because I happen to be the collective awareness of you and everyone you've ever met in your life. I bet you never thought you'd find Me on a seduction forum, yet here I Am..all 22,147 of Me trying to get laid!
2 - It is useless to try and understand the way I operate. Your puny minds can't even grasp the concept of a ten-dimensional universe, but that is how I designed it (always did like that number). Still, I think it's kind of cute how you guys think you have it all figured out when you haven't scratched the surface. It's like watching hamsters run in their little wheels, convinced they are actually getting somewhere.
3 - Reincarnation is real. You die and return, often repeating very similar lives until you learn the lesson you were meant to and move your consciousness to a level beyond the material world. Right now humankind is caught up in a time loop devised by a parasitic race of alien spirits that feed off your collective fear. But I wont even bother getting into that can of worms... moving on
4 - Matter is an illusion. The universe will always conform to the electro-magnetic impulses of your mind and its assumptions, so unfortunately, science will never be able to establish a universal explanation for everything, since reality is ultimately a subjective experience. The best part is that the irony will be completely lost on the intellectuals who discover this.
5 - There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Why would I put your penis within such easy access of your hand? Do you think a dog feels guilty after licking his own balls? Of course not, because I decided that little Scrappy needed a good time every once in a while and rightly so... you wont hear him complaining either (or asking his friends to join him on a long hiatus of NOT licking his balls) Which reminds me...
6 - You don't even realize how friggin hilarious you all are! The delivery is classic... you all take the script so seriously that even I am almost convinced you are That Person, even though you are oh, so much more.
In closing, none of You will begin to comprehend any of this nor ascend the heights of Our Kingdom until you dissolve the imaginary boundries between yourself and the world. In the end, everything is everything, and it's not so bad if I do say so Myself!
So shall it be written, so shall it be done,
The Great "We Are"