Talking About God is NOT Religious.

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Mac_Laaarry said:
It saddens me to see so many of my brethren living in denial. Some questions are not meant to be answered by us as humans, and to even begin to try to use human logic when talking about God is foolish
I agree! Such pathetic mortals dare to question the existence of the gods? Let us sprout fire from our blessed arms to immolate these heathens, and let us begin a campaign of conquest against those who defy the will of our gods!
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
I agree! Such pathetic mortals dare to question the existence of the gods? Let us sprout fire from our blessed arms to immolate these heathens, and let us begin a campaign of conquest against those who defy the will of our gods!

And that's exactly the point. You can't have an argument where one side uses logic and the other asserts statements based merely on faith.

Two sets of rules.. doesn't work...
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
I agree! Such pathetic mortals dare to question the existence of the gods? Let us sprout fire from our blessed arms to immolate these heathens, and let us begin a campaign of conquest against those who defy the will of our gods!
:crackup:
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
I agree! Such pathetic mortals dare to question the existence of the gods? Let us sprout fire from our blessed arms to immolate these heathens, and let us begin a campaign of conquest against those who defy the will of our gods!
:crackup:
 

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HEAVENLY FATHER said:
My children, how you do amuse me with your many musings!

Since this thread is about Me I thought I'd clear a few things up

1 - Despite what my screen name suggests, I am neither male nor female. In fact you couldn't personify me if you tried because I happen to be the collective awareness of you and everyone you've ever met in your life. I bet you never thought you'd find Me on a seduction forum, yet here I Am..all 22,147 of Me trying to get laid! :p

2 - It is useless to try and understand the way I operate. Your puny minds can't even grasp the concept of a ten-dimensional universe, but that is how I designed it (always did like that number). Still, I think it's kind of cute how you guys think you have it all figured out when you haven't scratched the surface. It's like watching hamsters run in their little wheels, convinced they are actually getting somewhere.

3 - Reincarnation is real. You die and return, often repeating very similar lives until you learn the lesson you were meant to and move your consciousness to a level beyond the material world. Right now humankind is caught up in a time loop devised by a parasitic race of alien spirits that feed off your collective fear. But I wont even bother getting into that can of worms... moving on

4 - Matter is an illusion. The universe will always conform to the electro-magnetic impulses of your mind and its assumptions, so unfortunately, science will never be able to establish a universal explanation for everything, since reality is ultimately a subjective experience. The best part is that the irony will be completely lost on the intellectuals who discover this.

5 - There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Why would I put your penis within such easy access of your hand? Do you think a dog feels guilty after licking his own balls? Of course not, because I decided that little Scrappy needed a good time every once in a while and rightly so... you wont hear him complaining either (or asking his friends to join him on a long hiatus of NOT licking his balls) Which reminds me...

6 - You don't even realize how friggin hilarious you all are! The delivery is classic... you all take the script so seriously that even I am almost convinced you are That Person, even though you are oh, so much more.

In closing, none of You will begin to comprehend any of this nor ascend the heights of Our Kingdom until you dissolve the imaginary boundries between yourself and the world. In the end, everything is everything, and it's not so bad if I do say so Myself!

So shall it be written, so shall it be done,

The Great "We Are"
This is all part of the theory of parallel universe but there's no evidence supporting any of it. So ya basically you have an imagination of a druggie on shrooms and acid.
 

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It's obvious God has nothing to do with religion.
If "he" was involved, things wouldn't be so screwed up.
Evolution has nothing to do with religion.
The National Academy of Science state's "evolution is the foundation for all modern biology"
I'm not aware of science discussion not being allowed on this board.
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/dolphin-may-have-remains-of-hind-legs/20061104233709990003

Another potential discovery (see above link) in the field of evolution
 

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If you don't mention any specific religion, the thread holds up quite well.

Oh my God, he's right...... I just used God without religion
 

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but you also said he's right.
 

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Helter Skelter said:
If you don't mention any specific religion, the thread holds up quite well.
Then what's the point in the first place? We don't need threads where people beat around the bush, dance around the details and speak in tongues just to screw the system.

It's god. It's religion. Religion no-no.

Don't need to get a degree to work that one out.
 

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here is a little tid bit for everyone.

God is not real.

Sorry! No heaven for you!
 

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trust me guys. i know EVERYTHING.

you can talk about god without religion, however
there is no god, we are all a generation of random nuclear splits, however
the idea of god has kept the human race from becoming completely immoral and destroying itself so far, however
we are only one generation of the human race, and the others had all found their moral standpoint in soft drugs. and cookies.
 

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If something bad happened, my mother used to say "That's God punishing you." She wouldn't have said that if he didn't exist would she?

I have to agree with Einstein. I was listening to some evangelist on the radio whilst driving, as I am wont to do some times. He was bagging out reincarnationists saying no, you only get one chance, no reincarnation, and there are rewards or punishment based on that.

And I thought, how implausible is this theory. There is a being, who creates inferior beings, puts them in a world where they will be tempted by the flesh, because after all, he made them out of flesh, just so that some could fail and some could succeed, so some could be punished and others rewarded? Real likely.

To paraphrase something which Cicero supposedly said, "If I am right and there is life after death then I will be able to have a laugh at your expense when we meet later on. But if you are right and I am wrong, you won't get the same privilege."
 

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Things that have 0% chance of being true

a) The earth is only 6000 years old
2) Dinasours lived with humans 4400 years ago when a flood and all life was destroyed on earth except for some dude, his family and 2 pairs of all species alive. (God was really pissed, imagine a God that get's "angry" "jealous" and has "self-esteem issues" sounds more like a human then a God)

3) The "ice age" arrived shortly after this. It must have lasted a weekend in this case.
4) That all chinese, japanese, african's, europeans, mexicans, and all other ethinic groups descended from this dude and his family in a few thousand years.

Things that are 100% true.

That a large portion of sheep today, actually think this really happened and that these same people are allowed to vote in our elections:eek:
 

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Whatever happened to the great medieval Christian non-literalists? Have they all disappeared, or have their voices simply been drowned out by the fundamentalists?

BTW, I would rather risk going to hell than spend my life believing in something that is very likely a falsehood.

I simply can't do my job as a scientist by putting my emotional comfort ahead of truth. When the rubber hits the road, logic and math do the grunt work. (Note that that has nothing to with upholding morality.)

Of course, if and when Jesus or any of the other million-odd Gods should show their face, I'll be on board in a heart beat.
 

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If God exists, he couldn't possibly blame his own creation for not believeing in him, when he spends all his time hiding from the world.
Unless, he is a fire breathing evil God.
Besides how can you burn in hell if your body is rotting in the ground?:rolleyes:
 

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Here's a better question: Who cares?
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You forget, these people think the same about evolutionists. Yes, these are facts. But faith is not based on facts. I myself find the theory of creationism proposterous, but I still consider myself a Christian.

And to tell you the truth, I would much rather have a Christian fundamentalist vote in our elections than someone such as yourself, who believes a Harry Reid/Nancy Pelosi far-left congress is good for America. I hope you and the other liberal extremists get buried today, quite frankly.
Actually, I'm a business owner so you've got me all wrong.
I'm quite, middle of the road.
In the scientific community, theories are based on facts.
Their are no facts to creationism, so it doesn't qualify as a theory in the scientific community.
BTW, I love you too.:flowers:
 

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i dont think he actually loves you, either.
 
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