taking a girl home from school

[Speed Demon]

This girl I know told me that she got a tatoo on her ass when we were at school. I asked her if I could take her home tommorow and she could show me and she said yes. I was thinking this is the perfect time to make a move? Any tips of where I could go from when I see the tatoo???

 

[CableLight]

Ya think?

This girl is going to show you her ass.

Touch it

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

Originally posted by CableLight
This girl is going to show you her ass.

Touch it

lmao

if she just got it, ask if it still hurts. if she says yes, give it a little pat/smack. she'll give you that open mouthed I-can't-believe-you-did-that look

if she takes it laughing, GO IN FOR THE KILL.

but don't worry man, i think your in there already

also possibly a good way to go (if she's laughing) is give her bum a wee kiss where you smacked it.

man i'm so sexy

 

[CableLight]

Wait, isn't some of this considered assault? I think at least my first post was...Err, well, there are times for morals and ther are times for poon-tag. You decide

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

lol

ask her if she has any on her boobies

she says no

PROVE IT!!!

 

[CableLight]

I know, I know! Tell her you're planning on getting a tattoo on your dong and you want her to help point out a good placement for one...with her mouth.

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

Originally posted by CableLight
I know, I know! Tell her you're planning on getting a tattoo on your dong and you want her to help point out a good placement for one...with her mouth.

lmao no wait

with her VAGINA!!!

ahahahaa

 

[CableLight]

Or! Tell her you have an idea for another tattoo for her to get. Then, when she asks what it is, tell her you can show her but in order to do so she needs to help you jizz all over her face. Get it?!? The jizz is her tattoo!

Tell her it's only temporary so she needs to have it redone every day! WHA HAHA!

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

lmao ahahahahaaaaaaa

what can even be said after that
i bow to you sir

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by CableLight
Tell her it's only temporary so she needs to have it redone every day! WHA HAHA!

WHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!