Stern's new chick

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She looks Barbie-Doll........plastic.......yes- I'd still drink her bath water....
 

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shes ugly to me. Atleast her face is. But good job for Howard.
 

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Skel said:
shes ugly to me. Atleast her face is. But good job for Howard.

so your saying your gay ? You seriously have to be gay to not think she's attractive. She may not be a perfect 10, but she's def. not ugly
 

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Sorry that not everyone shares your opinion. Yeah, I'm totally gay. I like butt sex.
 

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She's probably a monster in the sack but her face is a little too masculine for me. Let me rephrase that; her face is a little too masculine to fit my ideal. I'd still probe her tonsils for her.
 

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she looks like she's spent too much time in the sun, hence the masculine look that everyone is complaining about.
 

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Stern is a hopeless AFC. I can remember him dragging on and on about his first wife Allison and how totally enslaved he thought he was and after his divorce he'd never marry again. He could've lived the Hugh Heffner dream after the divorce and Beth is the ONLY chick he's seen for years.

Money, fame, celebrity, are no cure for AFCism.
 

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I always wondered if that was true of if he was employing serious irony. I bet he really gets more ass than a toilet seat.
 

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There's something about her I don't like. Looks like she could tear somebody's head off with those teeth. Yeah I think she's a little too masculine as far as appearance goes.. She loooks to be north of 6'0 too.

Again, I'm sure she's hot but not my type at all.
 

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LOL, I agree with quicksilver about her teeth.

Anyway though other than that she looks and acts like a winner so maybe Howard lucked out.

Also I think she said she just happened to meet him at some place and never watched or listened to the show before so if thats true it may rule her out as simply being a gold digger thats going after him.

Even if the relationship crashes and burns he's got it made since he's Howard Stern and can get just about any chick he wants as a result of that.
 

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She is really quite old - mid 30's. That might explain her poor skin and masculine features. Age brings down every female.

She was a "fit" model :crackup: Those are simply body models. Designers use them for getting the right fit for clothing. Think living mannequins. Then they bring in some 5'9"/175cm Eastern European 15 year old to model the stuff. That is pretty much how the game goes. Not surprisingly, the Western "fit" models pocket a lot more than the 15 year old Belarussian or Latvian who is actually seen by the public. The going rate for a fit models was getting close to $250 an hour in NYC, while a typical 15 year old Baiba or Svieta gets less than that for appearing in an editorial spread for Italian Vogue. What justice :confused:
 
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