St. Patricks Day Hookup 101

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One of the coolest unofficial Holidays for seducing women in bars is March 17, St. Patrick's day. The one day everyone goes green. Here some cool tips to help you get lucky.

1) EVERYONE IS IRISH-as long as you have something green, you are accepted by all.

2) PEACOCK-go green to get seen, a creative use of green as in a costume/makeup, flashy lights will serve as instant opener. It's like a back stage pass to approach with ease as your true Identity is hidden. Heck even the Hulk could get lucky.

3) GET THERE EARLY-some people go on pub crawls as early as 8:00 AM. People adore drinking on St. Paddys day and tend to stay there all day long. Avoid getting totally wasted early on and be sure to eat something.

4) ACCENTS-fake it if you have to but an Irish accent will bring you more luck than any four leaf clover. Be sure to assign yourself a cool festive nick name (Peter O'tool, Mick O'manly, etc)

5) LUCKY CHARMS-be sure to sport anything that says "KISS ME I'M IRISH" (T-shirt, necklace, pins, etc). To avoid getting kicked in the Blary Stones avoid phrases like "come on lass........their magically delicious".

6) IRISH EYES ARE SMILING-yep slap on a smile in addition to going green and you increase your odds of people accepting your approach.

7) BOUNCE-suggest getting something to eat, party back at your place or offering to "drive" her home:crackup: . When your back at your place break out a slide show on the ceiling so that she has to lie on her back to view.
 

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too bad St Patties is on Tues this year. I can't go out during the week so it would have been nice if March 17 was a Fri or Sat. Oh well, lol
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Agreed, HonestGuy.

I usually have a million things going on on this day.

All my college buddies are studying for their finals.

All of my high school buddies have school the next morning.

I'm feeling a bit down about this. I'm thinking it's me and that I don't got a real, genuine friend or something.

I seriously asked everyone in my phone if they got something huge going on.

Oh well this day will be over and I'll forget about it.
 

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too bad U missed some great azz.........like the old episode on the original Star Trek.........the chic was green and Captain Kirk was kicking it bigtime........Scotty the ENGINEER missed out!!!!!!!!

These kinds of lessons U never learn in School
 
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