Speed Dating

[Vikman]

I went speed dating for the first time on Wednesday. I have three mutual matches. They gave me the email addresses for my matches and I'm trying to send the perfect email. How's this for an email?

Hi Leslie,

It's great to see that we are "Mutual Matches". I had a lot of fun talking with you the other night. I'd like to continue our conversation soon.

- John

What changes should I make to the email?

 

[BeDJ]

My roommate came into the room while I was looking at your profile and told me that if I didn’t email you, she would.

Now, she’s straight, so that’s probably an empty threat, but she does have an eye for pretty chicks, so I’m totally going to trust my sister’s judgment on this one.

Let me know if she’s correct or else I swear to sweet baby Jesus I’m going to fulfill my promise of sending her back to the parent's house...It's up to you to be a super heroine and save her or else: Jello time for my sis...

 

[The Gambler]

I went speed dating for the first time on Wednesday. I have three mutual matches. They gave me the email addresses for my matches and I'm trying to send the perfect email. How's this for an email?



What changes should I make to the email?

Almost perfect. The one thing I would do is casually mention a SPECIFIC thing you learned about her.... Just add it right in the message and she'll be impressed that you remembered.

"I had a lot of fun talking with you the other night, especially when you mentioned #### #### #####..."

Good luck, and we need a follow-up!

The Gambler

 

[backseatjuan]

Wow! You guys suck!!!


Ever see a salesman say I'm glad you like our product, I hope you would come back some other day and look at it again.


That's f'cking stupid and retarded. Keep in mind you aren't rhe only dude emailing her.

Write:

Hi girlname. I'm your match, my name is yourname. I really like to get to know you and see if we click. They say 1 minute in person is worth a million e-mails . What's your number? Let's have a coffee together.

You get the number and you call her and setup a coffee date asap. Ask her, are you free now? Offer to pick her up.

 

[The Gambler]

Backseat Juan is the king of good advice. The rest of us just suck.

I'm sure if the advice backseatjuan gave above doesn't work, you can always borrow the advice he gave on another thread:

Dude you let a girl slap you! Why didn't you drown her in that pull? Me and my wing approached these two b'tches once on a car, they weren't in the mood and said f'ck off. I backed up and my friend told one to be nice, she mentioned she had sex with his mother and tried to break the door. My wing and I got out and beat her till she was out. It was pretty funny, her sister was begging us to stop. My wing lost his canadian goose puff vest in that fight, feathers were everywhere, plus he got scratches all over the face. Then we just drove off before cops arrived and never saw those b'tches again.

Me get a response like that, same second hand on her throat and under water.

MAN up!

Backseatjuan is a true man among men. We bow in your presence, douchebag.

The Gambler

 

[backseatjuan]

Haha, go f'ck ur self AFC douche bag.