"Hello caller! OMG girlfriend we are going to fix you up! When I'm done talking to you, you'll be beating men off with a stick! Yes, all you need is a half-hour convo with me, the great author of a BOOK, and all your problems will be solved! I wrote a book, dammit! I know what I'm talking about by default! Am I right girl?! Oh wow, you're really going to enjoy what I've got to tell you. It really is good advice. When you hear it, you'll just think to yourself, "Of course!". I mean, its just so clear and helpful. And that's because I wrote it. Did I mention I wrote a book? Its true! Its full of advice for women like you, who need help with men! Man, I feel so great. Like I'm feeding the homeless or something! So, you wanted to buy a book right? Of course you do. How can you live without it? Its only $500! We have payment plans and financial aid programs availiable for everyone, and in only 2 short years, you'll have it payed off! Isn't that wonderful?! Hey, look at the time! Looks like our conversation is over. Glad I could help! Feel free to call again soon. *Click*"
Girls talk too much.