Something aint just right!!

Centaurion

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So I finally get my new flatemate. And as luck has it, she is a HB8/10, real petite and firm body, but kinda butterfaced.

Anyways, one thing thats been like throwing me off is that everytime I go to the bathroom after her there are these nasty hairs on the toilet seat. I'm like WTF!? You're a chick, you're not supposed to be leaving ass hairs while taking a crap, hell you shouldnt have any. I'm the one thats supposed to have a hairy ass What the fook is this?

This been like bugging me for a couple of days now. Maybe she's one of those lady-boys. Heh, that would be my luck allright.
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Julian

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how is she an hb 10 with a butterface wtf:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :con
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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