Lemme cut to the chase for you guys. Well, I'm dating a girl that is 14 years old. And I'm 16, she a freshman and I'm a Junior. Everything now and then, some random person go up to me and call me a rapist, or a child molestor. You get the point. This is not even a big gap of age here. Have this ever happen to you guys before? I tell them "do you think, what i care what you say?" then arguement starts. This is really a pain in the ass, anyone got any good comebacks to this? or ideas, to just keep these mother truckers, out of my my business?
Some good comeback, When someone call you a rapist?
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CableLight
Master Don Juan
Heh...I had a buddy in HS that dated a sophomore when he was a senior. We called him "Statch" (as in, statitory rape).
Can't rape the willing, I guess.
Can't rape the willing, I guess.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
How is there an arguement starting? Just tell them to eat a ****.
maphive
Don Juan
Look, a comment like that is across the line and you know it.
Just lock eyes with him, stare into his soul like you could kill him with a twitch of your fingers, and say:
"So, you're telling me I have no morals yet you have the gall to spout some shit off like that? You need help man."
Just lock eyes with him, stare into his soul like you could kill him with a twitch of your fingers, and say:
"So, you're telling me I have no morals yet you have the gall to spout some shit off like that? You need help man."
Mr. Debonaire
Master Don Juan
go up to him, like your telling a secret, then say "you know what the great thing about 12 year olds is? When you slick their hair back they look 8"
lol
lol
Mr. Debonaire
Master Don Juan
I don't remember where i heard that originally but its fvcking hilarious
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Tell the guy to go fill his fagg0t mouth with d!ck and shut up.
Besides, you're the one riding the poon-tag express; parkin the beef bus in tuna town; givin' her the hot-beef injection; drillin' for oil, etc. Be creative.
<EDIT> Also, to quote not only a friend of mine but, in part, a movie - As a general rule, if there's grass on the field, play ball...If there's not, play in the dirt.
(yeah that was lame, but I'm in too good of a mood to care)
Besides, you're the one riding the poon-tag express; parkin the beef bus in tuna town; givin' her the hot-beef injection; drillin' for oil, etc. Be creative.
<EDIT> Also, to quote not only a friend of mine but, in part, a movie - As a general rule, if there's grass on the field, play ball...If there's not, play in the dirt.
(yeah that was lame, but I'm in too good of a mood to care)
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
"Jealous??"
Feel free to fit in a "Mrs. Rosey Palm" joke or point out that his favorite song is "It's Raining Men".
Works for me.
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Hey aznxboi, same thing happening here. Im 17 with a 15yo. However, 2 years ago she dated my brother (whos also 15). So when we hooked up, sometimes somebody decided to be witty and try to comment on that ("Isn't fvcking the same pvssy just like fvcking each other?"). I just went with the "Jealous?" approach, since she IS a hottie, and way better at the game than my bro (he didnt get any), so it usually works.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
One kid just ignored it for awhile until it went away because if you show no emotion then they will leave was his idea of how to get rid of this.
BTW he was in 12th grade and she was in 9th grade so I really don't think that this will make much of a difference. Also after this he made fun of the brother that wanted to kill him but ended up befriending and hanging out with.
BTW he was in 12th grade and she was in 9th grade so I really don't think that this will make much of a difference. Also after this he made fun of the brother that wanted to kill him but ended up befriending and hanging out with.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Never mind.
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check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
did you just make those up yourself? not bad!
There's no problem with it. The age gap isn't that big and if you like each other, then nobody can ****ing stop you. If somebody tells you something like rapist, just ignore them and that'd leave them as losers... but if it really got your nerves, go out there and smash their ****ing face on the walls.