So you are the last men on the planet

Nighthawk

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So you are the last man on the planet

and the last woman (an HB11!) is on the other side of the world, gagging for it.

(There was a freak radiation incident that vaporised all human life apart from you. It's just you, her and all the animals. And Tony Danza for some reason.).

How would you get to her? Ideally she'd come to you, but we all know women never approach, so it's up to you to figure out the best way to traverse half the world from your starting point.

If you can fly a plane I guess you have an advantage.

Extra points will be awarded for cool things you could do in such a post-apocalyptic environment, particularly if they facilitate your moving towards the pusssy.






edited to say it should read 'last man' in the title of course
 
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"I'm the last guy on earth. And you're the last woman. Do we even have a choice?"

But first I'd loot all the stores and try out all the latest technological gadgets. I've always wanted to fly a high altitude bomber and blow the living sh1t out of the 7 wonders of the world (both ancient and modern).
 

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To hell with the woman ... in a world like that, I'd be having too much fun doing whatever the fvck I wanted to care about her :D
 

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Originally posted by Visceral
To hell with the woman ... in a world like that, I'd be having too much fun doing whatever the fvck I wanted to care about her :D
 

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hmmm, I'd use my new radioactivated powers to KNOW I can get her to go to bed with me anytime and use my Jedi Force to transport her in all of her perfection to my enourmous kingdom of eden sized water bed
 

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I'm surprised tactic's Spelling & Grammar Enforcement Team has not rushed to the scene of this English grammar crime/mistake in your thread title. :D

eh...that's the only input I'll give.
 

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I would not have to move to her personally. My mutated dîck would be large enough to reach her on the other side of the globe. Afterwards, we can sky-dive from the top of my balls.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Hmmm yeah..

I would definitly do a whole bunch of other things before i go to her. Ofcourse, sooner or later my hormones will command me to go to her...

When that happens i guess i'd use that cigar tube from 'The Core' and go right through the planet...

Shortest and fastest way i think... Not to mention coolest :D
 

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Re: So you are the last man on the planet

Originally posted by Nighthawk
It's just you, her and all the animals.
Uhm, come on guys, this one's pretty obvious. I'd start lusting after the female monkeys. Fill them with my monkey-spunk.
 

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yeah the girls ***** would be loose and abused anyway by 2feet ****s from real studs.
 
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