DrBeard
Banned
Dr Beard droppin by to giv shouts to the DJ massiv!
Been busy as fock lately man. Got my own gang and we go up the pub and pull birds and get into fights and shiat.
I got a whack in the balls the other day tho man! This chick was checkin me out and stuff but she had a bore friend with her so I go over to her and say "yo! Drop that chicken dinner and get with a winner" like right in front of his AFC ass. He's laughing and shiat and being a total ponce. He aint even standing up to me so I like grab the girl by the arm and try to take control like a real man. I tell her she is coming with me for a shag over the park but she punches me in the bollocks! The AFC loser told me to piss off and they left.
I swear I wud hav knocked that skonner on his tail but my balls hurt too much. I was worried after cos I dint get no stiffy all day but this hot milf biatch walked past me. She was like Liz Mcdonalds from coranation street and I could see her tits bouncing and I got a major boner. IT was so bad! I should have asked for a titwank but I jerked it myself at home instead.
I got a bit of flu now so I am sitting at home mostly playin playstation 2 and my mum's pelvis was playing up again so she's been home and we watched TV together.
I will catch yo boyz soon! Peace Out!
Been busy as fock lately man. Got my own gang and we go up the pub and pull birds and get into fights and shiat.
I got a whack in the balls the other day tho man! This chick was checkin me out and stuff but she had a bore friend with her so I go over to her and say "yo! Drop that chicken dinner and get with a winner" like right in front of his AFC ass. He's laughing and shiat and being a total ponce. He aint even standing up to me so I like grab the girl by the arm and try to take control like a real man. I tell her she is coming with me for a shag over the park but she punches me in the bollocks! The AFC loser told me to piss off and they left.
I swear I wud hav knocked that skonner on his tail but my balls hurt too much. I was worried after cos I dint get no stiffy all day but this hot milf biatch walked past me. She was like Liz Mcdonalds from coranation street and I could see her tits bouncing and I got a major boner. IT was so bad! I should have asked for a titwank but I jerked it myself at home instead.
I got a bit of flu now so I am sitting at home mostly playin playstation 2 and my mum's pelvis was playing up again so she's been home and we watched TV together.
I will catch yo boyz soon! Peace Out!